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And we said, "Nay. We are but men." RAWK!!!
"Friendship is better than wedgies!!!" - Billy
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Ahhhh... originality...  Waitasec... 
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Thanks, everyone. Now I don't have to satisfy Elisa's curiosity anymore; we're way off topic!
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Why the hell else would the thread be on this forum? 
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Awwwwww darn it MCG....I was in the mood for a good story ;p
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I've already covered Valentine's day. What more is there?
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Something interesting. Kidding. 
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Oh, Sammitch, I like thy wit well!
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All hail King Snarf!
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I've been around here long enough to pick up some o' that.
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Sultans of Swing
You get a shiver in the dark
It's been raining in the park but meantime
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
You feel all right when you hear that music ring
You step inside but you don't see too many faces
Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down
Too much competition too many other places
But not too many horns can make that sound
Way on downsouth way on downsouth London town
You check out Guitar George he knows all the chords
Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
And an old guitar is all he can afford
When he gets up under the lights to play his thing
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene
He's got a daytime job he's doing alright
He can play honky tonk just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the Sultans with the
Sultans of Swing
Amd a crowd of young boys they're fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles
They don't give a damn about any trumpet playing band
It ain't what they call rock and roll
And the Sultans played Creole
And then the man he steps right up to the microphone
And says at last just as the time bell rings
'Thank you goodnight now it's time to go home'
and he makes it fast with one more thing
'We are the' Sultans of Swing
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LOL Jeremys' SOOO Funny, "best things in life are free." Awesome quote....I'm so telling my kids that on test day this Tuesday :P
Its all good MCG....I thought you broke up with your girlfriend or something!!! Nms....my condolances at any rate!
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The best things in life are to crush your enemies.
To see them driven before you.
And hear the lamentations of the women.
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HULK SAY VALENTINE DAY FOR GAY LITTLE PUSSY WHIP BOYS LIKE JABURG!
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Hulk talk lot of talk, but Hulk always seem strangly close to Rick Jones.
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HULK SAY RICK JONES FRIEND!
HULK NOT GAY!
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Quote:
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HULK SAY RICK JONES FRIEND!
HULK NOT GAY!
Run, coward!
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Quote:
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Its all good MCG....I thought you broke up with your girlfriend or something!!! Nms....my condolances at any rate!
I didn't say I did that either, but thanks anyway..
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Anytime MCG...have a great rest of the weekend!
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Remember to wash your hands!
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I wrote a valentines day poem in the writers block, but I'll post it here since you bitches'll probably never see it. *ahem* A day comes once in every year When our hearts are all a flutter So since the store's all outta K-Y I just picked up some extra butter thank you. 
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Quote:
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Owner of a lonely heart!
You've got twice as many hands to wash.
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It really helps with the dishes.
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We seem to have left our drink in the kitchen.
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Did I tell you guys that me and my BF had the greatest ASS SEX on VD
And we said, "Nay. We are but men." RAWK!!!
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The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning
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Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
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