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"It's easier to peel that shit off if you do it from the side."
-Me
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She's the ex wife and I'm the current wife.
-some bitch at my nephews t-ball practice
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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"Dude, I just talked to my dad and he was like, "Oh yeah, didn't I tell you?"
-my best friend when I gave him my condolences for his grandfathers death early this morning but he didn't find out until I mentioned it an hour ago.
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"Well you better fucking start listening!" -me to one of my waitresses who claimed to not hear me when I asked her to do something.
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"He's anorexic, so we're trying to get him into food." -- A customer with a puppy.
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"Okay my friend, come and get your cockle."
- Me, feeding the Lobster.
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What a bunch of whiny old pussies!
- Ultimate Jaburg53 on Metallica Some Kind of Monster.
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We also made fun of Hetfield's little car!
completely retarded and socially irredeemable fuckface Post Infinite Crisis Zero Hour Ultimate Jaburg53:As seen on Google© RACK MisterJLA
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"This fucker's supposed to be Criterion Collection!"
Me, having received my Amazon shipment and thinking that one of my movies should be uber-special edition. I was wrong.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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"your the moron who asked how to cut ur burger diagnal"
-me defending myself after saying something bout a friends thong.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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"It's like Devil May Cry, but stinky."- me telling a customer about that Spawn video game.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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"It's like Devil May Cry, but stinky."-King Snarf at the RKMBs.
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"It's like Devil May Cry, but stinky."-King Snarf at the RKMBs as quoted by mxy.
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—“I’m a free agent. Freelance. A grand opportunity waitin’ to happen… I’m unemployed. I’ll be gettin’ fitted for my blue vest at Wal-Mart this afternoon. It’s gonna be just like the movie The Magnificent Seven, only without the other six guys and the magnificent part,” Beau Smith, on leaving IDW.
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"Sorry but it's nothing personal it's strictly business......but in your case I may enjoy this a little more than the others".........me as I put 2 bullets in the back of some little bitch's head for not getting sodas in a timely fashion.
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The alt 15000+ posts
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Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should
read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'...
I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked
up a Camel's ass and scared the hump off of it!
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