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TheElisaPrincess: Finally alone together, my love *yeahs*
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Finally
TheElisaPrincess: Let us have lesbian cyber sex
TheElisaPrincess: of the most perverted kind :P
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Yes
TheElisaPrincess: I like Mrs Pacman
TheElisaPrincess: I would like to sex her up
TheElisaPrincess: Do you like Mrs Pacman, my gay amazon?
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Yes
TheElisaPrincess: WOuld you like to sex her up?
TheElisaPrincess: would you my darling?
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Sure
TheElisaPrincess: Do me. Make me your Mrs Pacman of love LOLs
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Why isn't she called Mrs Pacwoman?
TheElisaPrincess: Finger me like you would her
TheElisaPrincess: What?
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Why is it Mrs PacMAN if she's a woman?
TheElisaPrincess: i dunno....
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Isn't that racist and ignorant?
TheElisaPrincess: um what are you doing?
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Why are men such pigs?
TheElisaPrincess: BATS WHAT ARE U DOING?
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: I'm just making a question
TheElisaPrincess: You wanna ask a question? Ask fucking McGurks. I'm here to LESBIANIZE
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: Gob, all you do is think of sex, don't you
TheElisaPrincess: SHUT UP AND CYBER!!!
BatWomanTHISISFAKE: I can't be in a relationship like this
BatWomanTHISISFAKE has left the conversation
TheElisaPrincess: Cunt
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What did Ms. Pacman see in Pacman anyway? She should marry me and become Ms. Jambi. She's hot and has a nice curve! 
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This is easily the LEAST sexy thing I've ever read. How's about you hook us up with some Stareena/ButterRican love?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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BatWoman2510050: Why are men such pigs?
How do I end up in all these conversations?
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Chat in progress gmanliddy69: So then I says to him, "Jim, I'm not that kinda girl!" gmanliddy69: and then I went down on him. LOL! Lord Mxypltk: Please stop gmanliddy69: So then ok, I swallow it obviously (always do!) and he's like "I don't know you bitch" and I'm all like "oh no you didn't" Lord Mxypltk: Please stop talking to me gmanliddy69: So we start fighting ok, and we fall down and guess what...? Lord Mxypltk: Please dude just stop gmanliddy69: Yep, we go at it again! I still can't sit! LOL! Lord Mxypltk: I'm begging you. I'm literally on my knees right now. Please stop talking to me. Please. gmanliddy69: Your on your knees...? Well since your down there......... gmanliddy69: LOL just kidding honey  Lord Mxypltk: Oh Jesus. Lord Mxypltk: Oh Jesus, please stop this. gmanliddy69: omg gmanliddy69: OMG bsams is online gmanliddy69: What do I say???? gmanliddy69: omg i MUST have him,what do I say???? Lord Mxypltk: If I help you hook up with him, will you leave me alone? gmanliddy69: Honey, if you hook me up with him I'll be using my hands for something way more important than typing on a keyboard... IF you know what I mean... Lord Mxypltk: All right, all right Lord Mxypltk: Tell him you like wrestling (To be continued...)
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Yeah I really messed up! Sorry for what I said about Batwoman and McGurk and Ujay and anyone else I can't remember. I was wrong and there are no excuses for what I said. Please forgive me.......
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All right, what the heck! Just because I'm a cool guy.
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Are you really a coolguy...I bet you are a chilean prostitute...
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Yeah I really messed up! Sorry for what I said about Batwoman and McGurk and Ujay and anyone else I can't remember. I was wrong and there are no excuses for what I said. Please forgive me.......
What the fuck!? You really think there's anything to be sorry for?
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I'm ignoring you..I miss the days whne Pariah
used to say stupid stuff and I understood what it was.. poor pariah..
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I actully agree Pariah. If that's the way she feels, that's the way she feels. At least we all know where we stand. And as long as your not standing in front of Princess E you'll be OK.
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I don't understand context of pariah quotes..you need to quote him, because 3 or 4 of us are ignoring his gay ass...
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He said: Quote:
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Yeah I really messed up! Sorry for what I said about Batwoman and McGurk and Ujay and anyone else I can't remember. I was wrong and there are no excuses for what I said. Please forgive me.......End quote
What the fuck!? You really think there's anything to be sorry for?
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he also said
Quote:
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The Gay-man gave me 20 bucks for a BJ.
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he also said
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Pariah said:
The Gay-man gave me 20 bucks for a BJ.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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My name is Roxanne Alcana. My AOL Instant Messenger user name is Batwoman251, same as my hotmail user name. I am a happily married woman and a mother of three girls, and therefore am not a lesbian. Therefore, I do not take part in lesbian "juicy transcripts", nor was I ever accused or convicted of it until this was posted at your message boards by someone named "I'm Not Mister Mxypltk": http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/500931/an/0/page/3#500931I don't know this person or the woman named "TheElisaPrincess", but I would appreciate it very much if you would have a long talk with him or her about this. Last night alone I have received several Instant Messages from complete strangers and didn't know how to explain this to my eight year old daughter who just happened to be in the room. I don't need the added stress of having to alter my AOL Instant Messenger settings because of some trash talker over the internet. If Rob's best solution is adding four digits to my screen name, we're going to have some serious problems.
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ME-OW! if you really are married why are you on the internet, and not fixing your man dinner?
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She obviously mistook this place for one that had boundaries.
I'll give it 7 hours from this post. Fifty bucks says someone registers an alt and pretend to be her husband. I can hear it now. "Durh, leave my wife alone so she can join me and my three friends for DVDA while our daughters take it in the ear from our hamsters in the very next room." and then point their fingers at the one who foreshadowed it, (which in this case, me). Then the next poster will probably say "You're just saying that because you want to share her crusty panties with you." It's the same old routine, every day of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of ev-- yeah, you get the picture.
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Then some peon will yell "We win again!" How could I forget that hardly-ever-spoken little phrase!
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Quote:
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She obviously mistook this place for one that had boundaries.
I'll give it 7 hours from this post. Fifty bucks says someone registers an alt and pretend to be her husband. I can hear it now. "Durh, leave my wife alone so she can join me and my three friends for DVDA while our daughters take it in the ear from our hamsters in the very next room." and then point their fingers at the one who foreshadowed it, (which in this case, me). Then the next poster will probably say "You're just saying that because you want to share her crusty panties with you." It's the same old routine, every day of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of ev-- yeah, you get the picture.
what is your other ID, when did we make you snap the first time?
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Ah, so YOU're the one reading that guy's posts, bsams! Shame on you! It's like he's on automatic ignore from the whole boards. Quote:
Batwoman251 said:
My name is Roxanne Alcana. My AOL Instant Messenger user name is Batwoman251, same as my hotmail user name. I am a happily married woman and a mother of three girls, and therefore am not a lesbian. Therefore, I do not take part in lesbian "juicy transcripts", nor was I ever accused or convicted of it until this was posted at your message boards by someone named "I'm Not Mister Mxypltk":
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/500931/an/0/page/3#500931
I don't know this person or the woman named "TheElisaPrincess", but I would appreciate it very much if you would have a long talk with him or her about this. Last night alone I have received several Instant Messages from complete strangers and didn't know how to explain this to my eight year old daughter who just happened to be in the room. I don't need the added stress of having to alter my AOL Instant Messenger settings because of some trash talker over the internet.
If Rob's best solution is adding four digits to my screen name, we're going to have some serious problems.
I hope you like my solution (check my original post).
Heh, this means someone was stupid enough to think the chat was real. Heh.
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several someones, i bet the were im'n her like crazy telling her how shameful it was the way you treated her and penissa!
i only read the joker guys post bewcause i thought it was Martin making another farewell from athanon! i swear!
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Who is that Joker fuck anyhow?
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Let's move on, we're breaking the laws of the universe by paying so much attention to it. What were we talking about just now? I can't remember.
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Yet another PMS'd case that goes by Batwoman...It must be something about the screen name...
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I remember when my friends used to do shit like that to me (give my screen name out to people they pissed off so I would get harrassed via IM). I'd just tell the people to fuck off. It's pretty sound advice that most would take except for bitchy people who think a screen name = real self and takes a joke from a message board so seriously she gives out her real name and acts all threateningly like Mxy's supposed to apologize to her because of a joke that was pretty funny because she doesn't have enough sense to tell her child these people should just be ignored but instead puts the heat on Rob.
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I tried every comic book related name for AIM and they were all taken, and somehow I was lucky enough to get "Dabney Donovan" registered to myself. I used to get IMs once in a while from people I don't remember chatting with, asking "Who are you?" so for a while I had to set my profile saying I'd zap them with my warn button. I didn't understand it, but maybe they think I'm the real Dabney Donovan. So what if I am? 
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Hello my name is George, hi how are you ....... ANYWAY that conversation back there with my name is like SO fake it makes my night titties look real...... LOL KIDDING ANYWAY delete it or ill own your ass.....I DONT MEAN IT THAT WAY LOL trust me baby Im not kidding,remove it or Ill fuck you up.....NOT THAT WYA OMG IM ON A ROLL TONIGHT!!!! George Liddy
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Let's move on, we're breaking the laws of the universe by paying so much attention to it. What were we talking about just now? I can't remember.
"I win again!"
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