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Ok, my best friend is getting married in a few months and I am his best woman, or whatever the title for the female best man is. In discussing what I have to do in the next few month the only thing that has come up is his bachelor party - and a strip club apparetly is a must. No problem, but my question to the guys on the board is: Is there a strip club in the tri-state area that is cool, but not totally cheesy or gross that a woman could take some male buddies to?
Scores has been suggested, but I'm wondering if there are others?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Scores is good but very expensive......VIP is also very good in Manhattan and less expensive.
Hott22 in Union NJ is full nudity and you can bring your own booze. Lookers in Elizabeth NJ is good.
Lace in Wayne NJ is very good lots of nice casual seating and decent chicks too. Right near the Willowbrook Mall.
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You do realize you have to strip too.
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If you can't find a strip club under short notice, there's still hope. You could pay a flock of prostitutes to do everything but exchange fluids with everything that breathes! Make sure they say "Hands off!" every five minutes and ask everyone to buy them drinks every 28 minutes (assuming you have no indoor plumbing which makes drinking water a tad bit difficult). Better yet, tip them with a Susan B. Anthony dollar! If all else fails, I'll send over my harem. We all know what it means if they don't cover you. 
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and of course there is always Vegas!
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Or Abington, MA! Just leave the guys in Jersey... 
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Sorry PJP, but Scores fucking sucks.
I visited NYC about five years ago, and I tried it out.
I walked into the place, and there were several open tables. A 400 pound gorilla/bouncer walks up to me and my friend, and asks if us we need help finding a table. "Uh no, I think we can find one ourselves". Of course I knew that the prick wanted us to tip him for seating us, despite the fact that finding a table was no problem.
Then there's the girls. Very hot, but very fake. I could practically smell the silicone in the place. I don't really care too much about that, although natural is of course better. But the girls themselves seemed fake, too. The dances were expensive, with no contact or touching at all. The girls had the attitude that every guy there should have been happy just to look.
Fuck that. I could have bought an issue of Playboy for 5 bucks and gotten the same visual experience.
I always thought Stern was shilling for that club. He either gets paid with money or BJ's. There's no way he likes that place that much without getting something out of it.
As far as the bachelor party goes, I don't know...anything but Scores.
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I've been to a bachelor party there it was so so. It was better than going on your own with 2 - 4 guys. But yeah it sucks.......too expensive.
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Wouldn't be so bad if the girls gave handjobs or something, but all that money for "airdances"? No thanks.
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You do realize you have to strip too.
Does every man think alike? That's what he said too! 
When that was clearly out of the question, he tried to "negotiate" it down to my getting a lap dance instead... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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And send me the pictures. 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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If you can't find a strip club under short notice, there's still hope. You could pay a flock of prostitutes to do everything but exchange fluids with everything that breathes! Make sure they say "Hands off!" every five minutes and ask everyone to buy them drinks every 28 minutes (assuming you have no indoor plumbing which makes drinking water a tad bit difficult). Better yet, tip them with a Susan B. Anthony dollar!
If all else fails, I'll send over my harem. We all know what it means if they don't cover you.
Um, probably won't be going this route...
but I your name!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Shucks, my face would be red if it weren't pale white! Under all this smooth maniacal exterior, I'm a very sensitive clown when it comes to such flattery! I see why you were selected to be best woman.
BTW, I love your avatar! It's almost as good as the avatar used by that Lor chick that only pops in every 8 months or so!
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A lot of pro athletes like going to The Gold Club. I know Patrick Ewing went there a lot when he had to testify in court about it.
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Sorry PJP, but Scores fucking sucks.
I visited NYC about five years ago, and I tried it out.
I walked into the place, and there were several open tables. A 400 pound gorilla/bouncer walks up to me and my friend, and asks if us we need help finding a table. "Uh no, I think we can find one ourselves". Of course I knew that the prick wanted us to tip him for seating us, despite the fact that finding a table was no problem.
Then there's the girls. Very hot, but very fake. I could practically smell the silicone in the place. I don't really care too much about that, although natural is of course better. But the girls themselves seemed fake, too. The dances were expensive, with no contact or touching at all. The girls had the attitude that every guy there should have been happy just to look.
Fuck that. I could have bought an issue of Playboy for 5 bucks and gotten the same visual experience.
I always thought Stern was shilling for that club. He either gets paid with money or BJ's. There's no way he likes that place that much without getting something out of it.
As far as the bachelor party goes, I don't know...anything but Scores.
Damn...I really am wise!
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Shucks, my face would be red if it weren't pale white! Under all this smooth maniacal exterior, I'm a very sensitive clown when it comes to such flattery! I see why you were selected to be best woman.
BTW, I love your avatar! It's almost as good as the avatar used by that Lor chick that only pops in every 8 months or so!
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Woah, a girl for a best man? That's so faux pas. The point of the wedding is that the woman he's marrying is the one woman for him and the groomsmen are men for a reason. Like how priests can't marry 'cause they're devoted entirely to the church.
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nah actually now a days anything goes as far as that. specailly if its a small wedding too. like also a guy can be on the braids side posing as the braids-groomsman person. i forget the proper terms.. or is there proper terms im not sure. just have to watch though i think some churches frown upon this for some reason.
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Woah, a girl for a best man? That's so faux pas. The point of the wedding is that the woman he's marrying is the one woman for him and the groomsmen are men for a reason. Like how priests can't marry 'cause they're devoted entirely to the church.
Are you kiddin' me?
Yes, she's the one woman for him -- romantically. But I've been a very important part of his life for the last decade. He's my best friend and just bc. he's marrying doesn't negate the many years of our friendship. Besides, it may have taken her awhile, but she not only accepts our friendship, but we've become friends with each other as well. The people one chooses to be in one's wedding party aren't there bc. they are the "right" sex, but becasue of their importance to the bride/groom. I don't see the problem with a woman - who happens to be the groom's best friend - being the "best man" - or whatever its called.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Will you be wearing a tux? Cuz that'd be weirdly hot.
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Actually, backless black dress with a slit up the side with a woman's fitted tuxedo jacket and high heels.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Actually, backless black dress with a slit up the side with a woman's fitted tuxedo jacket and high heels.
Yum. POST PICS DAMMI...EVENTUALLY!!! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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The wedding is in November - I'll post pics after... 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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TK, you really need to get laid...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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or whatever the title for the female best man is.
"pariah"
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TK, you really need to get laid...
"Screw you guys... I'm going home."
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Actually, backless black dress with a slit up the side with a woman's fitted tuxedo jacket and high heels.
That sounds pretty stupid. Hopefully the tuxedo jacket has tails on it to cover your fat ass.
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One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
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If you can't find a strip club under short notice, there's still hope. You could pay a flock of prostitutes to do everything but exchange fluids with everything that breathes! Make sure they say "Hands off!" every five minutes and ask everyone to buy them drinks every 28 minutes (assuming you have no indoor plumbing which makes drinking water a tad bit difficult). Better yet, tip them with a Susan B. Anthony dollar!
If all else fails, I'll send over my harem. We all know what it means if they don't cover you.
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Actually, backless black dress with a slit up the side with a woman's fitted tuxedo jacket and high heels.
That sounds pretty stupid. Hopefully the tuxedo jacket has tails on it to cover your fat ass.
and this one?
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If you can't find a strip club under short notice, there's still hope. You could pay a flock of prostitutes to do everything but exchange fluids with everything that breathes! Make sure they say "Hands off!" every five minutes and ask everyone to buy them drinks every 28 minutes (assuming you have no indoor plumbing which makes drinking water a tad bit difficult). Better yet, tip them with a Susan B. Anthony dollar!
If all else fails, I'll send over my harem. We all know what it means if they don't cover you.
Whatever happened to this alt id?
Screw that. The real question is whatever happened to the pics she promised to post?
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Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
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Harleykwin is nothing but a tease. A damn, dirty, lieing tease. 
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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