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I have an alt id that I'm willing to bet none of you are going to be able to figure it out. I will give the entire RKMB community collectively ten chances to guess it (in other words, instead of everybody here getting ten guesses, the entire RKMB community as a whole only gets ten guesses.) So don't waste them!
This is an alt ID I have posted with, so it will have a post count higher than 1.
The lucky stiff that actually guesses correctly will receive a payment via PayPal for twenty-five dollars (it's all I can spare. Not that you'll be able to guess it anyway.)
There is no time limit, but choose quickly - and carefully. Remember, the entire RKMB community as a whole only gets ten guesses.
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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You're a fucking douchebag.
make the money out to Moe.
One time this guy tried to rob me, so I took my shotgun and shot him in the spine. The next place he robs better have a handicap ramp.
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Wow your almost as lame as I am. And that very fucking lame
I want Nowhereman and Joe Mama to push my stool in.
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Maybe you're id is the one that goes to a movie and brings comic books to read in line and his own "Kick Me" sign on his back.
Oh wait that's you.
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I was just trying to have a bit of fun.
Fuck you all.
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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I was just trying to have a bit of fun.
Fuck you all.
Fuck you too. Whats your problem. Who fucking talks like that. What a fucking potty mouth on you. You're a little bitch. Telling people to go Fuck Off? Why don't you go fuck yourself. You little Bitch.
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I guess having your Mom play with your balls isn't fun enough for you. Now you have to curse at people too.
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Wha a fookin' queer yae are, lad. Offerin' cash te guess yer alt an goin' ape shite when sumone figures i' out. For shame, lad. for shame indeed. 
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Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
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Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
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does that mean moe was right? You really are a fucking douchebag?
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One time this guy tried to rob me, so I took my shotgun and shot him in the spine. The next place he robs better have a handicap ramp.
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Ah'm gonnae guess that yer secretlay Beardguy cuz yer both a pack 'o fookin' queers!
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Darkdouche613 where are you?
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I just realised that no one has acctually guessed so that gives me 10 chances at 25$!!!!!!
You're acctually a really nice guy, so I'm guessing your alt isn't so, here are my guesses.
Pit-Pat
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I've got a dick in my ass
Moe (clever put off it it really is!)
hhhmmmmm, let me go snoop arround a little.
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alt id did guess, so that left you 9. well, 5 now. and so far you've done well to get NONE of them right. I guarentee it.
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alt id did guess, so that left you 9. well, 5 now. and so far you've done well to get NONE of them right. I guarentee it.
Do you know? You don't have to tell me who, I'm just currious if i should keep looking.....ooooh, those are your alts aren't they.
Ooh, i know! You're Michael Moore!..... oh wait, that's mine.
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wannabuyamonkey said: those are your alts aren't they.
nope! But they're not darknights either. they're way too creative.
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That's not very nice. I give DK some credit. He's good people.
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Yeah he is. Real nice guy. He doesn't deserve what you jerkoffs are saying to him.
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Yeah he is. Real nice guy. He doesn't deserve what you jerkoffs are saying to him.
  I concur, unless he's being sarcastic.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Yeah he is. Real nice guy. He doesn't deserve what you jerkoffs are saying to him.
I concur, unless he's being sarcastic.
 no I was being sincere. And more importantly the guy is uber-sensitive......he may get real upset.
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And more importantly the guy is uber-sensitive......he may get real upset.
You have him confused with the Oakley clone...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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is there a specific forum that your alt sticks to?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Darkdouche613 where are you?
Uhh, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch?
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I was just trying to have a bit of fun.
Fuck you all.
Darknight!!!!
Where are you?
You haven't posted since June 8, 2005 and you left very upset. Don't leave. Don't let these ignorant bastards ruin your fun.....you don't deserve that. Come back please.  .......if any of these heartless cruel bastards bother you just let me know.
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plus i want you here for the big 10,000 post celbration party Rob is throwing in my honor.
and the only thing better than honor is in her! wakka wakka!!!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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