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#524201 2005-06-10 6:09 PM
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Feeling unappreciated?
Feeling like your talents are being wasted?
Want to get out of your rut and come west to the greatest wrestling promotion known to man?
WELL,TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!
Rob Blackandblue's in town,and he's got nice fat contracts ready for anybody who wants to bail on the glorified ballet show called RDCW and do some REAL wrestling for a change.
JOIN XPW!
LEAVE THE LAME-ASS RDCW BEHIND!


Follow the money,baby! RDCW's going down!
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Oh,and one more thing--a special message to Mr. Louie Bastardo:when I leave,I'm taking one of your wrestlers with me.


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Somebody show this bum the door. Who the hell do you think you are?

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Who am I?I'll tell you who I am,Howler:the greatest wrestling mastermind on the planet!You,Highwayman,and Sweet Willie Williams owe it to yourselves to ditch RDCW and come work for me!I'll boost your careers into the stratosphere!


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Your money and subpar marketing won't save you, Mr. Blackandblue. SD-6 and the Family were able to set aside their differences and demolish the Worst Wrestling Ever. The RDCW will make short work of you and your pool of 'talent'.


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Guess again. In the immortal words of my personal hero,Ted DiBiase,"Everybody's got a price." One by one,I'm going to lift RDCW's best talent out of this stinking cesspool of mediocrity and up into the gleaming penthouse of excellence that is XPW!! And anybody who doesn't go along....well,let's just say they're going to become well-acquainted with the layout of their local hospital.


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Would you like to know just why I'm going to enjoy driving you out of my promotion and out of the business? Because you've committed the unrepentable sin of creating a situation where Captain Sammitch and I agree. If you had just decided to sign Oakley and whatever jobbers caught your fancy, I'd have allowed you to slide under the radar. But now I have no choice but to end you. Enjoy your time in the RDCW - see the sights, get some pictures taken, buy some T-shirts. Hell, buy a few of MY T-shirts! But, at the end of it all, make peace with the fact that - should you continue on your present course - you will be destroyed that same way The Enforcer has destroyed everyone in his path.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Strange as it may seem to you,Joseph,I share your distaste for Mr.Blackandblue and his pathetic excuse for a wrestling organization.XPW is a boil on the backside of our noble sport,and it's high time said boil was lanced.


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You're playing with fire,Bond....if you're not careful,you might get burned.What I did to you and Oakley on "Havoc" is just a sample of what you can expect if you two keep blowing me off.Nobody disses Rob Blackandblue and gets away with it.


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Is this how you recruit people? By gangraping them in the hallways? No wonder your crap ECW wannabe fed can't get off the ground.

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Bullshit...I can recruit anybody I want,Grimmsy.Problem is,rumor-mongers and losers keep running my fed down so some people don't want to join.So sometimes I have to beat some people up till they come around to my way of thinking.You get me?


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Grimm speaks the truth! Go back to hell and take your slut of a wife with you!


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Viva Spandex Monkey Man!Los Azules are with you!Senor Blackandblue will pay dearly for what he's done to our manager and Senor Oakley!
XPW will be destroyed!


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Congratulations,enchiliada-for-brains.You and Senor Daga have just been added to XPW's hit list!


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You tell 'em,Robbie!


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Shut up,you bleached-blonde trollop.

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You lookin' to get your ass kicked,boy?!!Lizzie Boring is the queen of the wrestling divas,you lame piece of shit,and you better start treating her like one before me and the Blackandblue Army rip you up like the little no-dick bitch that you are.And the same goes for all the other RDCW punks AND those worthless whores who have the nerve to call themselves "Hotties"!


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How dare you besmirch the honour of the RDCW divas!

Care to face off against me to back up that statement, boy?

SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!


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They're no-talent sluts and everybody knows it!Especially Rosalita,Stareena,and that little tramp from Japan Nuriko!


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Know what, Racquel Darrian Irons? That your whole promotion is already dead? That this outburst by all of you is just the twitchings of a headless corpse? That it gets laughed at by the regionals? What does everyone know, jobber?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Arrogant son of a gun,isn't he?


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