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#534008 2005-06-29 2:47 AM
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What!!!!! More alternate universe bullshit???? I'm am so sick of this crap...

Am I the only person????


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I liked this. I liked this a lot.


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WHEN IT WAS CALLED JLA: MIDSUMMER'S NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!


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Dude, I like thy wit well!


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At least the title is better than "Infinite Crisis"


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It could be worse. They could call it Secret Crisis Hush War on Zero Infinite Knightfall Earths.


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Well-played, Kaz. Well-played.

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Typo fixed.

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I licked this. I licked this a lot.





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How immature, David.


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WHEN IT WAS CALLED JLA: MIDSUMMER'S NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!




At least this proves Queseda and the 'House of Ideas' are out of ideas.

So I predict 12 months until MARVEL vs The Ultimate Universe!


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Actually, the Ultimate FF are going to meet the regular FF soon.


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oh how cool is that

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WAY COOL!


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Doo doooo doo-doo doot!


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this story sucks


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Aren't the Ultimate FF going to a world where Magneto rules? Are you going on the cover to that issue where Ult. reed looks at the older grey sideburned Reed?


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what did you say?


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AREN'T THE ULTIMATE FF GOING TO A WORLD WHERE MAGNETO RULES? ARE YOU GOING ON THE COVER TO THAT ISSUE WHERE ULT. REED LOOKS AT THE OLDER GREY SIDEBURNED REED?


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Wha?


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http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0507/12/index.htm

Second story - Hawkeye's back from the dead...

Christ.

I'm not naive. I knew he'd be returning within two years. I accepted that as fact. But this seems so...lame. Contrived. Forced. I dunno...you think of a word. Why do I have a feeling that the big question - "To kill or not to kill Scarlet Witch?" - will be answered when Hawkeye put an arrow or several through her?


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"I know no one believed me at the time but, as I said when we first started on Avengers, Hawkeye is one of my all-time favorite characters," said writer Brian Michael Bendis. "As soon as he died, we started cooking a way to bring him back and I could not wait for this day. He's back, he's got a fist full of arrows and he is not happy."




This is why it feels contrived... it is!

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Fucking horsewank is what it is.


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"I know no one believed me at the time but, as I said when we first started on Avengers, Hawkeye is one of my all-time favorite characters," said writer Brian Michael Bendis. "As soon as he died, we started cooking a way to bring him back and I could not wait for this day. He's back, he's got a fist full of arrows and he is not happy."




This is why it feels contrived... it is!




Isn't all fiction contrived? I mean, isn't that what "contrived" means?


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Gee...I was excited when Hawkeye appeared..silly me!


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Yes. Silly you.








Kidding, big guy! I think the backlash stems from the whole root of his return, this story even, coming from DISASSEMBLED, arguably the worst storyline since the Spidey Clone "Saga". And I have more respect for the clone stories, as they were done from a purely creative standpoint... not to make room for a new book gathering Marvel's cashcows and Bendis' pet B-listers. Blech.

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Silly who? How is House of M such a bad thing when I just finished Batman & Robin the boy wonder.... If that first issue isn't a turd I don't know what is. What a joke. I love the way DC fans try to take the intellectual high ground but the very company you hold dear has to create an "All Star" line due to the "Ultimate" line over at Marvel. In the amazing words of mister Gump, "stupid is as stupid does".

"You've just been drafted. Into a war". Wow, is Frank Miller GOD or what? Not to mention how Jim Lee ISN"T the right guy to draw the "dark knight". I enjoy GOOD comics. To this point DC is still a step behind Marvel and the "All Star" line is an example to prove it. Forget the movies DC fans, Marvel kicks your tail there to. The FF movie is the best movie of the summer. Even Star Wars can take a back seat to this flick.

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I love the way DC fans try to take the intellectual high ground but the very company you hold dear has to create an "All Star" line due to the "Ultimate" line over at Marvel. In the amazing words of mister Gump, "stupid is as stupid does".




You do realize that Marvel has been stealing from DC for the last couple years, don't you? The Ultimate line is one of the few things they thought up on their own.


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Silly who? How is House of M such a bad thing when I just finished Batman & Robin the boy wonder.... If that first issue isn't a turd I don't know what is. What a joke. I love the way DC fans try to take the intellectual high ground but the very company you hold dear has to create an "All Star" line due to the "Ultimate" line over at Marvel. In the amazing words of mister Gump, "stupid is as stupid does".

"You've just been drafted. Into a war". Wow, is Frank Miller GOD or what? Not to mention how Jim Lee ISN"T the right guy to draw the "dark knight". I enjoy GOOD comics. To this point DC is still a step behind Marvel and the "All Star" line is an example to prove it. Forget the movies DC fans, Marvel kicks your tail there to. The FF movie is the best movie of the summer. Even Star Wars can take a back seat to this flick.



WOW! I thought the DC guys were bad.

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rex said:You do realize that Marvel has been stealing from DC for the last couple years, don't you? The Ultimate line is one of the few things they thought up on their own.




Yeah! I mean, Byrne on Spider-Man, Miller on The Ultimates, Perez on Fantastic Four... how could DC ever think of revamping their series?


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Silly who? How is House of M such a bad thing when *quickly changes topic to leave House of Mierda behind*




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I'm not liking house of M..ehh....kinda lame.


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Why is it such a company as DC with all the intellectual fans, or so they make them selves out as such, can't get the simple fact that Lee is better served on JLA rather than Batman or Superman (what a turd that was)? House of M sits on issue #3. It has a run of 8. I'll wait until I read the last issue to make my opinon known.

As for the DC Crisis stuff,, so far there is only one character in the DC universe that can see the big guy with an "S" on his chest for what he is. But I'll wait until I read the books. I think I'm right. I told Pigiron who I think the key character is. I love what DC is doing now. I also thank the Ultimate Universe at Marvel for getting DC to step up and produce some damn great comics. Not to mention a real Batman movie for a change.

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