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Fla. Man Stabbed With Sword After Daring Wife During Fight
POSTED: 6:32 am EDT July 28, 2005
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- When taunting over the death of a dog escalated into an argument, a woman said her husband dared her to take a decorative sword above the fireplace to settle things, a police report said.
That resulted in John A. Kurceba, 53, being stabbed Monday though his right bicep and into his right side. His injuries were not life-threatening, authorities said.
Priscilla L. Kurceba, 52, was charged with aggravated domestic battery and booked into the Duval County Jail. She was freed on bond, but no information was available bond amount. Records do not show if she has legal representation.
According to a police report, Priscilla Kurceba told officers her husband taunted her when he came home about 7:30 p.m. and learned the family dog had been euthanized earlier in the day.
As the argument escalated, John Kurceba told her to "just get the sword bitch," she told police. She lunged at her husband and stuck him.
The couple is getting a divorce, authorities said.
There was no answer at their Jacksonville telephone number.
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Sounds like he deserved it...
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If she'd aimed a little lower, we might have... Lorena the Barbarian: Part Deux!
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Fucking Florida.
We need to cut it off from the rest of the country.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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It's on the list right after California...
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 I'm with Prometheus here.
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Mommy? Why?
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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I'm with Prometheus.
Aww! How cute for you!
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 Blow me, Chewy.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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I know he isn't! He's bisexual!!! 
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It's on the list right after California...
All you Red State boys are pussies. You haven't got the balls to cut us loose! Go ahead, I dare you!
I Double-Dog Dare you!
The G-man says: You are GOOD
r3x29yz4a is my hero!
rex says I'm a commie, asshole, fag!
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Fuckin' bitch musta been pissed or buff. It's hard to skewer someone with a sword.
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Well, it was a minor arm-wound... Come on, I accidentally put a machete, a dull one at that, in a door with my notably weaker left arm... Please,no masturbation jokes.
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Fucking Florida.
We need to cut it off from the rest of the country.
...you want to castrate America?!
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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...you want to castrate America?!
He's one of those people who thinks everyone (and, apearently, everything) should suffer the same things he has.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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rex said:
Fucking Florida.
We need to cut it off from the rest of the country.
...you want to castrate America?!
Removal of the testicals is castration. We just gotta get rid of the shaft.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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How will America pee?!
Louisiana.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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America has several urethras? [urethrae? what?!]
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How do women pee?
also Louisiana!
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How do women pee?
Pee? Next you'll be wanting to vote.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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