RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women A thread about Tons of Fun (attention dial up users: LARGE image files)

Really, this cow needs five or six....but one is enough nasty to go around. For starters, a pic:

And another:

And another:

And yet another....'Tis a sad day for wide angled camer lenses:

The Greenpeace workers snapped a pic after they were successful in getting her back into the ocean where she belongs:

oh, God.

Photo still from a deleted scene in 'Return of the Jedi' (this takes place shortly after Luke is captured):

Jabba the Hutt really knows how to party, I'll give him that much credit!

A pic taken from the CCN archives depicting the cause of the great famine in Africa (unseen, the empty warhouses and half eaten UN Aid workers):

Don't you break my future baby-mama, you bitch!!!



To quote my mentor and hero, she goes in an' the water goes out.

i'm just glad i have a well stocked supply of water

Where are you, O great and powerful Nowhereman?

you know you want to tap this hot shit

I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN OUT BY YOU.

I feel sorry for that poor boy. First he gets caught suckin' an udder at a party, then he gets raped in a diaper with an audience watching. You're one nasty piece of abomination, girlie!

urk.

He looks like a man who's never kissed anyone before. She looks like she's fighting the urge to eat him...and losing.

I saw her drinking beer
Eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate
And I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend of Jenny Craigs
She had boobs like water melons
And breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry
I could see it in your eyes
Cause she's looking at me
Like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass
Back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy
All over your face
Yeah-eah

Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows

Fat girl
She's everything I wanted & more
Fat girl
She cant fit through the door
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows

I wanna prove to you
My feelings are for real
So I'm gonna by you
A million Happy meals
I wanna toke of that body
If you only let me in
I wanna sink my summer sausage
Into that double chin


Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows

Fat girl
Is riding my chock again
Fat girl
Snackin on my cock again
OUCH!
Dont bite

*guitar solo*

My friends keep telling me
I must be going blind
You've got cottage cheese
All over your behind yeah
And even though some people
Point & laugh at us
You can kick their ass
Because you're bigger than a bus

Fat girl
I cant believe you're eating again
Fat girl
Where does your neck begin
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Put my hotdog into your buns
Fat girl
You're really really tons of fun
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows
Whoa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Thar she blows

Thar she blows yeah
My fat fat girl
Hmm
Ah
C'mere honey,where ya goin?
*Horse noise*

whoa. I don't know whether to be scared or say "Rack nowhereman!"

Fuck!
Was gonna post an MP3 but the downloader aplet on the storage site seems to have a trojan hidden in it!

She's got a smile, oh she's got a smile
And she's flashing it right at me.
She's got a wink, a wink across the bar
and I know that's meant to be.

She's got a walk, oh she's walking over
and I think this could be my day.
She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend
Why she standing in her way?

Its a big fat friend (Oh God there's always one)
Big fat friend (To spoil my fucking fun).

Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock
Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna block the cock
Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'l contend.
But I cannot compete with your big fat friend

So big fat friend, ah we meet again,
You won't leave her alone.
You roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments
while you're sucking on a chicken bone
I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me

My non-discriminating friend (So what that you're a cow)
non discriminating friend (I'll nail you any how).

I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds
But for every shot of Jaeger hey you lose a couple pounds.
Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend

Thank you, PCG.

Anytime!

Shit.......what an apt word to describe yourself!

I want you like I want a rabid wolverine in my skivvies, bitch.

I want her...to stay in Michigan.

She even has her own Zip code!

Damn, man, come up with something better than "she has her own zip code!"

I mean, come on, where's the classic "She goes in, water gets out" wit?!

She's so fat,smaller fat women orbit her!

She has more chins than a Chinese telephone directory!

When she goes to the beach,she's the only one to get a tan!

She cant go to Japan,cause its still legal to hunt whales there!

When she sits round the house,she really sits round the house!

She cant wear grey,cause sailors try to board her!

When she falls down it measures on the richter scale!

If she goes to get her shoes shined,she has to take their word!

There we go!