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Icon vs. Legend
Shawn Michaels vs. Hulk Hogan
Tricky one this as their is a lot of animosity between these two,and backstage politics are rife with stories of one upmanship.
My gut instinct says that Hogan will be allowed to go over HBK unless they wanna have two matches,so both guys will have a win.
If its the latter,HBK will cheat to win,and Hogan will demand a rematch on RAW tomorrow!
WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Chris Jericho
I think its a given that Cena will win for two reasons:
1)Its been noted recently that their have been contract issues with Jericho & he wants time off after Summmerslam!
2)WWE are too stupid to give the belt to a proper wrestler who didnt need a push to get him over with the crowd!
Possible bloody match!
WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. John Bradshaw Layfield
I'll say Batista because its his hometown,and it makes more sense to keep Batista up there with all the momentum he has right now!
Lotsa blood will flow!
Matt Hardy vs. Edge
The sensible option is for Hardy to take the win,but WWE is rarely sensible!
Edge will still be pushed to main event status whatever the result,with the most likely outcome being him cashing his contract at WM next year!
Even if Hardy wins,WWE will fail to push him to main event status!
If this isnt the bloodiest match of the night,it will be a huge let down for fans!
Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker
Orton beating Taker is just not the right idea for Takers character,but I fully expect WWE to fuck this one up!
Unlike WM,there isnt an undefeated streak to worry about,so this gives Orton more of a chance of winning!
I can see Orton vs Batista in the near future for the title,so I expect both ex-Evolution guys to win!
Eugene vs. Kurt Angle
Kurt WILL regain his gold medal!
All in all should be a good match as Dinsmore is an accomplished wrestler,and we all know how good Angle is!
Ladder Match: Winner Receives Custody Of Dominick
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio
I'm stumped with this one!
I really cant see how Eddie can win this match,but WWE cares not a jot about logic!
I'll stick my money on Rey Rey!
United States Championship
Orlando Jordan (c) vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit with a crossface.......simple as that!
Please note that no tag belts,cruiser,IC or womens belts are on the card!
Belts have no value anymore!
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A "Winner Receives Custody Of Dominick" match?
Fuck, that's awful.
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Dominick... the Italian Christmas Donkey?
Shouldn't this be a Triple Threat match with JQ???
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A "Winner Receives Custody Of Dominick" match?
Fuck, that's awful.
agreed! the loser should be stuck with the little bastard!
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What the fuck is a Dominick?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Rey Mysterios son.........or Eddie's,for the sake of this angle!
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What the fuck is a Dominick?
We'll find out after the match. BTW, the way the WWE had the Smackdown results printed, it gave the assumption that Dominick was going to be above the ring and not the custody papers. Still, hanging a little boy above the ring while his two papas slug it out wou;d've been a sight to behold 
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I remember when Teddy Long was hung above the ring once!
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Don't be surprised if the WWE starts a kid's division, and gives Dominick a shiny new belt!
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Once HHH & Steph have a baby,he will automatically become champ for at least 15 years!
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The WWE doesn't have enough meaningless titles, so I think this will work out!
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Do any of the titles have meaning anymore?
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I'm sure they still mean HHH hates you.
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Sure! Having two tag team champions for a four team division is wonderful!
Not to mention having a WWE Champion and a World Champion, which makes complete sense!
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HHH doesnt hate me,he just has trouble showing how much he loves me!
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Sure! Having two tag team champions for a four team division is wonderful!
Not to mention having a WWE Champion and a World Champion, which makes complete sense!
Dont forget they have a womens title,but no women to fight for it!
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Once HHH & Steph have a baby,he will automatically become champ for at least 15 years!
Hopefully his steroid-shriveled testicles will keep them busy trying to concieve... and away from the ring, forever!
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I remember when Teddy Long was hung above the ring once!
How do you know about Teddy Long being hung, you gayboy?!?
Oh wait, answered my own question.
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Ok,so Benoit wins the US title in about 30 seconds with a crossface!
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United States Championship
Orlando Jordan (c) vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit with a crossface.......simple as that!
Now thats what I call a prediction!
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Well I called this one right,lotsa blood from Hardy & a win for Edge,but what the fuck?
All this build up & we get this piece of shit match with the ref stopping the match!
The crowd were not fucking happy,and who can blame them?
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
Rey just did a backdrop to Eddie from the top of a ladder.
Eddie landed on another ladder that was propped up against the main ladder!
Thats some painful looking shit!
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This might be a shitty angle,but its a great match!
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Thankyou Taz,for explaining to that reatard Cole that Eddie just performed a power bomb,not a spinebuster!
Shades of JR!
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Ok,so Benoit wins the US title in about 30 seconds with a crossface!
The match was over in 30 seconds?
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Rey wins!
Thats another prediction in my favour!
3 for 3 so far!
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Ok,so Benoit wins the US title in about 30 seconds with a crossface!
The match was over in 30 seconds?
Yep!
Benoit got in the ring,Jordan ran at him,Benoit hit a suplex then locked in the crossface!
Match over & new US champ!
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Is the kid hanging above the ring?
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No,but he did get involved in the match,as did Eddies wife!
Its a new concept,family wrestling!
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Maybe they can be the World Family Tag Team Champions!
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Did they ever win a gold medal with a freakin broken neck?
I think not!
Woooooooo!!!
Its true........its damn true!
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Hah,the crowd are chanting for Angle & booing Eugene!
I think the retard angle (thats angle not Angle) is no longer fun for the crowds,time to call it a day!
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Hasn't than been happening over he past couple of weeks?
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They know a real champion when they see one!
Its true........its damn true!
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Hah,the crowd are chanting for Angle & booing Eugene!
I think the retard angle (thats angle not Angle) is no longer fun for the crowds,time to call it a day!
I always thought it sucked.
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Eugene tapped out just like I promised!
Wooooooo!
Its true........its damn true!
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