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Gah! 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I remember a time when larger, curvier women was the preference. Especially in Europe.
My, how the times do change.
But seriously, I remain unconvinced about the European lady you showed us being the norm in Europe. For all I know, she may be an exception. I'll need to see many more pictures like the one of the European lady if you want to convince me.
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Hahahahah.....So fucking true!
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I remember a time when larger, curvier women was the preference. Especially in Europe.
My, how the times do change.
But seriously, I remain unconvinced about the European lady you showed us being the norm in Europe. For all I know, she may be an exception. I'll need to see many more pictures like the one of the European lady if you want to convince me.
Actually, hasn't it been reported that, due to the McDonalds and other fast food chains opeing up around Europe and Asia, these nations are catching up to the American "epidemic"? Soon you won't be able to tell the diff...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Actually, hasn't it been reported that, due to the McDonalds and other fast food chains opeing up around Europe and Asia, these nations are catching up to the American "epidemic"? Soon you won't be able to tell the diff...
I don't see that as a reality. It's all about different lifestyles. Here in Canada we've had fast food for decades, like you, and are not in the same boat.
I could be dead wrong (not knowing the actual stats), but the mere existence of fast food doesn't gaurantee mass obeisity. It's not the food but the lifestyle choices.
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True enough. I just recall reading that in an article somewhere.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Actually, hasn't it been reported that, due to the McDonalds and other fast food chains opeing up around Europe and Asia, these nations are catching up to the American "epidemic"? Soon you won't be able to tell the diff...
I don't see that as a reality. It's all about different lifestyles. Here in Canada we've had fast food for decades, like you, and are not in the same boat.
I could be dead wrong (not knowing the actual stats), but the mere existence of fast food doesn't gaurantee mass obeisity. It's not the food but the lifestyle choices.
I lived next to a McDonalds for a year and got fat without ever eating there.
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I just lick the menu..........it tastes the same,has less calories & is free!
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Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round
Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride
Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
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Ow, Ow, Oww
Ow, Ow, Oww
Baby
As long as the night is colored blue and black
Oh, yeah yeah yeah
As long as you're on your knees and she's not on her back
Oh, yeah yeah yeah
Avenue Atlantico, 1702
She's coco butter, baby, she's the glue
She's got the baby at her breast
She knows big girls are best
(We sing it)
(Uh huh, we go)
Mama mama mama
Mama mama mama
Mama mama mama
I'm gonna change like the weather, hot to cold
Oh, yeah yeah yeah
She's keeps it all together, she's got the motherlode
Oh, yeah yeah yeah
She feels it, every sensation
She's got a smile like salvation
She's got a baby at her breast
She knows big girls are best
Oh Oh
Mama mama mama mama
(Help me)
Sexy mama mom say mama ma
(Coming today)
Say mama mom say mama ma
Say mama mama mama mama ma
Lovely
She's elliptical, extra political
Oh so spiritual, not superficial
Yeah, she's tropical
Yes, she's illogical
Those little girls are a pest
Big girls are the best
Ow, ow oww
Ow, ow oww
Baby
As long as the night is colored blue and black
Oh, yeah yeah yeah
As long as you're on your knees and she's not on her back
Oh, yeah yeah yeah
She can taste every sensation
She's got a smile like salvation
She's got a baby, a baby at her breast
She walk like she talk... big girls are best
Big girls
Mama mama mama mama
Sexy mama mama ma ma ma
Sexy mama mama ma ma ma
Sexy mama mama ma ma ma
(Hey boy!)
Sexy ma ma ma ma ma ma
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"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
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I got no manners and I'm not too clean
But I know what I like, if you know what I mean
What'll people say? Well mister cantcha see
It don't mean spit to me
Hot damn, Lord above, I want a lotta woman with a lotta love
Well, thin is in, but it's plain to see, it don't mean spit to me
I need: big hips, sweet lips, make a man outta me
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' - most definitely
(I need a whole lotta woman) To keep me satisfied
(I need a whole lotta woman) Baby, for ride after ride after ride
(I need a whole lotta woman) Yeah, 'cause what you are is what you eat
And I need something sweet
Lock the windows, close the doors, then she get down on all fours
Let the neighbors talk, but can't you see, it don't mean spit to me
No! Oh yeah!
(I need a whole lotta woman) Yes I do, to keep me satisfied
(I need a whole lotta woman)
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, for ride after ride after ride
(I need a whole lotta woman)
I'm tellin' you, 'cause what you are is what you eat
And I need something sweet (I want somethin')
(Instrumental break)
never did, never will
(I need a whole lotta woman) Yeah, 'cause meatless girls don't satisfy me
(I need a whole lotta woman) Mama mama, for ride after ride after ride
(I need a whole lotta woman) Yeah, that's right, what you are is who you eat
And I need something
(I need a whole lotta woman) Oh, I need a whole lotta woman
(I need a whole lotta woman) Hey, Bruce
(I need a whole lotta woman) Yeah yeah, oh oh oh
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I remember a time when larger, curvier women was the preference. Especially in Europe.
there's curvy but still in a healthy weight range, then there's morbidly obese.
Bow ties are coool.
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What?
No complete series on the girl on the left? 
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. --Will Rogers
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." - George W. Bush
I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would .. try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile. - Condoleeza Rice
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
What?
No complete series on the girl on the left?
What did you guys think I was talking about when I was asking for more proof?
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Damn, that is some badunkadunk!
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