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I decided to start this thread early in case you run off the Atlanta and ignore your duties as a unviersal mod and don't see this post because you're having too much fun with your real friends while laughing at all the people here who were silly enough to think that they would get an invitation to an event which only the "kewl" posters recieved!
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Thank you, JLA! Happy birthday to YOU as well!
Though I must protest one thing you said: I invited you go to PERSONALLY! A party ain't a party without MisterJLA in da HOUSE!!! So we'll make do as best we can...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I rock the party that rocks your...forget it!
I'm never speaking to you again!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I just hijacked your birthday thread!
SUCK ON THAT!
OK, I'll stop now.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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DAMN YOU KIDS!!! GIT OFF'A MY LAWN!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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happy birthday you old crusty boob.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Thank you, my delightful li'l moose knuckle.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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DAMN YOU KIDS!!! GIT OFF'A MY LAWN!!!
That's one of my favorite lines.......happy birthday Bostonian!
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And a big thank you to my future leader and favorite citizen of New Jersey.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Happy birthday, Joe! Didja see that the BoSox won the last two games?  My birthday is coming up at the end of September. It's too bad so few of you live near Chicago. 
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I've been so busy preparing for my trip that I haven't had the time to sit down and enjoy ANY baseball games. I'll expect a full report for you when I get back - no NESN, no internet, no nuthin'!!! I might catch a Braves game down in Atlanta, but that'll be it for me.
Thanks, Sammitch!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Good Lord, it's Joe Mama's birthday... the most diabolical hater I've had the distinct misfortune to come across on the RKMBS. Well, Happy Birthday, Joe Mama.
As a present to you, I had a special cake made for the occasion. It's krill-flavored and already comes with a special hole in the side, so your penis won't snap in two when you attempt penetration.
I also got you a stomach pump, so that you can avoid any more "Rod Stewart" mishaps and all of the pursuant medical bills involved.
And, of course, I bring you the greatest gift of all: my bitter, undying hate. I hate you for all of the birthday presents that you will receive that should be mine. I hate you on your birthday, Joe Mama! I honor thee most highly, undeserving as you are.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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I wish man presence in the sex eye for Joe.
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There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
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Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
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Happy Birthday Meaty Tits
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Happy Birthday Meaty Tits
 ... You sexy beast, you. 
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HAPPY ULTIMATE DAY JOE MAMA!
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I agree with what everyone else said here.
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Even the "Chewy is gay" part?
LOL
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Happy birthday, old fella! oh, and, JLA? ESPECIALLY the "chewy is gay" parts!
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Happy Birthday Joe! 
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This shoulda been posted two days ago but hey:
Couldn't decide between that one or this one:
Happy Late Birthday for what it's worth
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This shoulda been posted two days ago but hey:
Couldn't decide between that one or this one:
Happy Late Birthday for what it's worth
how YOU doin? 
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I'm sure Joe is pissed she didn't post the pic with cum dripping out of her mouth and off of her chin.
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nothing says happy birthday more than a "money shot".
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Naw...I don't need a money shot to make my (belated) birthday great. These pictures are just fine.  You have no idea, PJP, how tempted I was to call you as I drove through NJ on my birthday. That would've been high comedy - overtired AND jacked up on caffeine.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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High Comedy!.....you could have come over you bum for some Guiness!
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Naw...I don't need a money shot to make my (belated) birthday great. These pictures are just fine.
Awwwwwwww, that's so sweet! Perfect end to a horrific day
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Naw...I don't need a money shot to make my (belated) birthday great. These pictures are just fine.
Awwwwwwww, that's so sweet! Perfect end to a horrific day
GAY!
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Naw...I don't need a money shot to make my (belated) birthday great. These pictures are just fine.
Awwwwwwww, that's so sweet! Perfect end to a horrific day
GAY!
good boy chap, self admitting your problems is a good start
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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HAHAHAHA.........RACK THE SNEAKS!!!!!!
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