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Thank you! 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I send you a birthday cookie: 
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Cookies! You remembered! 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Happy birthday, Harleykwin!
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Cookies! You remembered!
How could I forget! We had THE longest-running blatently off-topic thread on the Batman boards, like, ever
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Happy birthday, Harl!
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it!
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Happy birthday, Harl! I'm doing the jerky jerky to your picture. I hope you like the Pearl Necklace I'm about to give you for your birthday!
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Happy birthday, Harl! I'm doing the jerky jerky to your picture. I hope you like the Pearl Necklace I'm about to give you for your birthday!
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Happy birthday harley! 
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Happy birthday, Harl! I'm doing the jerky jerky to your picture. I hope you like the Pearl Necklace I'm about to give you for your birthday!
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Sneaky! Where did you get that picture of me!? 
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Happy birthday Harleys! Hope all your dreams and wishes come true!
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Sneaky! Where did you get that picture of me!?
Michigan-Man-Whore Weekly
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
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Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
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Happy birthday, Harl! I'm doing the jerky jerky to your picture. I hope you like the Pearl Necklace I'm about to give you for your birthday!
It's just like you to transcribe a meaningless but heartfelt birthday wish into one of your many self-amusement fantasies! I may snap a neck or two to make a point, or forget to close the cap on the rat poison now an then, but even I must draw the line somewhere! No wonder they named you Peter. Way to condition your carpet!
I can hear you now, "Durh, you're just saying that because you want Lisa to keep you after class for another oral exam, durh!" and the hardly used "I win again!"
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it!
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Wait Jeremy IS emporer joker...................wow...who knew?!?
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Forgiveness is divine, but you believe the same "friend" who led you to go on hiatus from these boards? You're better off asking Jeremy himself in this case.
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ought-oh! no more jerky jerky for you!
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ought-oh! no more jerky jerky for you!
It's starting to fuck with his head. I wonder if the palms of his hands have started to grow hair?
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you know he has too when he created an alt id just to jerk to a message board
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Happy birthday Harley..belated...
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ought-oh! no more jerky jerky for you!
It's starting to fuck with his head. I wonder if the palms of his hands have started to grow hair?
I wonder if it's green hair.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Thanks for the wishes ev'ry buddy!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Especially Emperor Poopie Pants!
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This thread strikes Carlito as an amalgamation of harley's birthday and joker's lower abdominal area. A spin-off thread might be Carlito cool, with harley's spin-off DC Comics series being a close second.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
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Thanks for the wishes ev'ry buddy!
I wish
I wish
I wish I was a fish!
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Yes, but what kind of fish?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Fish? Did somebody say fish?
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