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Yeah I'm stuck grading at 2 am on a Saturday.....what are the rest of you guys up too???

Entertain me...PLLLEEAASSSEE!!!!!!!


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I can entertain you......





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REXY!!!!!!!!! how bout I give you a stack of papers to grade as a consolation prize :P


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They all fail.



Done.


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Works for me......now what shall we do to bide the time??????


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And no....erotic fiction is outta the question :P


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Why would you bring that up?


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exactly how does one grade while posting on a message board?

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I thought that was what the evil smiley was for!


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Maybe I was thinking dirty in a different way?


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Hehehe bsams.............i grad ewhile I desperately try to stay awake :P Its not that hard...i only assign like four problems twice a week for homework!!!!!


Hehehe rex..............theres only so many ways to think dirty :P


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I have to poop!

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EWWWWWWWWW! Jeremys ruined my cutesy thread....darn it!


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Quote:

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Hehehe rex..............theres only so many ways to think dirty :P




Really? Can you list them?


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A girl never kisses and tells In other words, Im not spelling it out for ya :P


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entertain eh? okay some of my latest stuff

god's a comedian, not granted i'm a proclaimed atheist but still said sub audible has to been a comedian. ahem, take sexual peaks. women; their 30's, married, their children are old enough to be out of the house, probably doing blow or something at one of their friends summer cottages, you've divorced that fat, old, hairy bastard. Now you're cruising high school parking lots, bringing a Varisty football stud home, and havin' your eyes roll back like a shark

men; you 16 or so, still living at home, having to worry about if mommy will find the porn in the shoe box behind they physics text on the shelve or no that you've been sneaking over to Mrs. Gordon's every saturday evening.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I never learned to spell!

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*whines* I DONT WANNA GRADE!!!!!

It's okay jeremys...........just keep telling yourself, "I think i can, i think i can" :P


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Look at my signature!!

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HEHEHE......I dub it totally and completely cute :P


It sorta redeems you.....;)


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There once was a farmer who sat on a rock
chewing his whiskers, shaking his





















finger at another who sat by the crick
watching a little boy play with his





















comics and marbles and gay things galore
when along came a girly who looked like a





















decent young lady who sat on the grass
and when she rolled over she showed us her





















ruffles and tuffles and sometimes a tuck
and told us she was learning a new way to





















raiser her young children, to sew, and to knit
while men in the barnyard were shoveling





















cornstalks and taters and beans by the peck
and that is the end of my story by heck!

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HEHEHE......I dub it totally and completely cute :P


It sorta redeems you.....;)




Yay!

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Awwwwwwww it's good just having you back here Jerys!

Twenty more papers...I can do it!


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Alright......Im done...just have to wake up in a few hours and record them all in my computer and start on another boxfull night guys!!!!!!!!

Thanks for helpin me stay awake!


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Emperor Joker said:
There once was a farmer who sat on a rock
chewing his whiskers, shaking his





















finger at another who sat by the crick
watching a little boy play with his





















comics and marbles and gay things galore
when along came a girly who looked like a





















decent young lady who sat on the grass
and when she rolled over she showed us her





















ruffles and tuffles and sometimes a tuck
and told us she was learning a new way to





















raiser her young children, to sew, and to knit
while men in the barnyard were shoveling





















cornstalks and taters and beans by the peck
and that is the end of my story by heck!




omg i came


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Put a cock in Uschi!

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Pariah "is" the biggest cock here!

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That's the funniest mental image if you interpret "cock" as rooster!


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where is Dannyisafuctard when you need him?

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How else will people know?


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there is the title below your name....

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Nobody reads that bit.


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SO NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!! My sweet, lil' innocent grading thread will never be the same...............


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it was stupid. true story.

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Isnt that the state of most of your posts PJ????????



















































Haahaha that was pretty decent smack for noonish on a Sunday :P


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not really.

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maybe next time say...."I know you are, but what am I"

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or elisa could say.....sticks and stones may break my bones (and glacys popped my cherry) but words will never hurt me.

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or......you could leave the boards forever and come back in a week.





oh you did that already.

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