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A suggestion for the bus manufacturers
Can you start installing showers at the entrance? I ran into a group of tards that smelled so bad I almost threw up. It would really help with the hippies also.
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My sister and I took her kids to Papa's Pizza today. Its the first time I've been there and was surprised how much fun I had. The pizza was good, but I spent most the time in the play area with my nephews. The play area is a large room with a pool of balls and a giant jungle gym with slides and tubes to crawl in. My youngest nephew, Roan was playing in the balls and some punk kid jumped in, landing on his head. Roan thought is was funny but I wasn't going to let some kid be a jerk, so I looked to see if any parents were watching and pegged him in the head with a ball. He got the point. The little rat kid kept his distance from us and left shortly after that. http://brianjonopulos.blogspot.com/2005/01/papas-pizza.html
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This is better than Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy!
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You guys are assholes. These are my most sincere thoughts and you are mocking them. Just for that I'm deleting all the posts in blog. See: http://brianjonopulos.blogspot.com/Hah. That'll show you.
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Went to a job fair today at a "natural food" warehouse. Since my dad works there I'm pretty sure I'll get a job. I applied for the friday saturday and sunday shift. Its 12 hour days but its worth it if I get four days off in a row. The shift starts at 4am, but I think I can handle it. There's also a monday through thursday ten hour shift that I might get.
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I've been sleeping really horribly lately and I don't know why. Most nights this week I've been up multiple, multiple times throughout the evening. I seem to be able to fall asleep easily enough now, its the staying asleep that is kicking my butt.
I think this is contributing to my laziness after I get home too. Yeah, I've been able to manage pretty solid workouts every evening this week, but after that, I pretty much just sit around until its time to fall asleep. Last night I went to make dinner, but then I was too tired to cook anything, so I just had junk.
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He's right...this is boring.
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This week I was supposed to start helping out with the catering crew. It never happened. I went to them and told them that I was supposed to report to them, and they stared at me like I was crazy. So all this I've been running around doing odd jobs around campus.
Tomorrow I'm (supposedly) going to be on the paint crew. I'm really excited about this. They start at eight am instead of seven and its close enough for me to walk to. This means I will probably be able to get up at six thirty, instead of five. The paint crew also has the hottest women. Thats a very good thing. The only downside is that I will be getting home an hour later.
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Stop gaying up my thread with your trannie pics, PJP
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I think I'm going to start a small business. A friend sent me this proposal Quote:
Greetings, fellow investor:
If you are anything like me, you are always looking for sound opportunities for investment -- opportunities to invest small amounts and make BIG returns.
I've done some market research, and have found an investment that could be a real "sleeper" in making a lot of money with very little investment.
A group of us are considering investing in a large cat ranch near Hermosille, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather small, with about one million cats. Each cat averages about twelve kittens each year; skins can be sold for about 20 cents for the white ones and up to 40 cents for the black. This will give us 12 million cat skins per year to sell at an average price of around 32 cents, making our revenues about $3 million a year. This really averages out to $10 thousand a day - excluding Sundays and holidays.
A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats per day at a wage of $3.15 a day. It will only take 663 men to operate the ranch so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day.
Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply four times as fast as cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent to our cat farm. If we start with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat each day. The rats will be fed on the carcasses of the cats that we skin. This will give each rat a quarter of a cat. You can see by this that this business is a clean operation --self-supporting and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the cats and we will get the skins.
Let me know if you are interested; as you can imagine, I am rather particular who I want to get into this, and want the fewest investors possible.
Eventually, it is my hope to cross the cats with snakes, for they will skin themselves twice a year! This would save the labor costs of skinning as well as give us two skins for one cat.
May I hear from you at your earliest opportunity?
Sincerely,
The CatMan
This is way better than the last proposal I got. That one, from a friend in Nigeria, had too many start up costs. For example, it required me to have a bank account. This one, on the other hand, looks right up my alley.
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Rex said: Just remember, who ever did this let me get to them. Thats how sad they are. And their too chicken shit to post under their real id. Yup, they're winning. You guys really got me this time.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Been two weeks now
Kitchen stinks now
Finally got the guts to saunter in
And don a pair of gloves
And the janitor sleeping in a drum
Janitor I’ve become
Bubbles bristles
Thorns and thistles
Liquid sticks to things
That never should be seen by anyone
Like the janitor sleeping in a drum
Janitor I’ve become
And it amazes me how easily things go away
A chemical for every need
And someone else’s problem when I leave
Is the janitor sleeping in a drum
Janitor you’ll become
You’ll become.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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