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i win again!

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Who are you, now?


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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What did the guest sing at Eskimo's Christmas party?
...Freeze a jolly good fellow..

* What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

* What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
Baby reindeer.

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Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.


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