RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women You're stranded on an island...

her name is laetitia casta.... she's a victoria's secret model.... and my future wife

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que es el dealli-yo???

this town needs an enema!

wait till they get a load of me!!!

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que es el dealli-yo???

where does he get those wonderful toys?

My house.

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Originally posted by digitaldawg:
i want to be stranded w/ this chick:

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Look! She's already stranded on an island. Go find her, dawg...

Ya can't go wrong
With www.ubermodel.com[/i]

Another Laetitia Casta:

time trust... u da MAN!!!

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que es el dealli-yo???

Watch it! He's Canadian!

She could have a hairy back!

Agadoo!

Kaja

No, Black Lace!

you're too shy shy

Do do doooooooooo, c'mon and do the conga!

whats she look like?

A pig.

yeah dirty

....big fat smelly one!

wub?

It is alive! I forgot all about this thread....

let's see, I'd get stranded on an island with....John Mayer...my new fantasy.

Norah Jones.

It's a tough choice between my (kinda-sorta) girlfriend, this chick down the hall, or Brooke Burke. Brooke has enough experience travelling, she'd know what to do....

Is it just me or does John Mayer sound like a deaf guy when he sings???

wuh?

You're a funny guy TK.

Guess which sign gesture I'm doing now?

:lol:

What? You wear panties?

You sly fox, you!

It works...so who am I to stop it?

Just don't limbo any time soon! You might end up on the internet!

Here's a new spin on this topic:

You're stranded on an island with two RK posters of the opposite sex. Choose them now. Now...

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Who would you keep for companionship and who would you kill for food?

OK, fine! Not gonna respond to that question, here's something else!

The Pros and Cons of being Stranded on an Island with a Nature Girl

1. Kimi
Pros: Experienced nurse, sweet, sweet curves, Steak and BJ Day advocate.
Con: Will start haggling you for your share of the goods. "How much for the straw hat?" "Here, you can have it." "I'll give you three clams." "Uh, you can take it Kimi." "Alright, four clams!"

2. Bianca
Pros: A thorough kisser, relaxed personality, comfortable with her sexual history, thick in the right places.
Con: Don't go dissin' Hockeytown, or it'll be a looooooooong stay on the island.

3. Stareena
Pros: Photogenic, experimental, loves leather, one with nature (Wiccan).
Con: Will talk incessantly about John Meyer as if he's your next-door neighbor.

4. Butterrican
Pros: Musically inclined, artistic, sexually aggressive, big mamma-jammas.
Con: If you get her mad, she'll speak indecipherable spanish cursings at you for weeks.

5. Uschi
Pros: Crafty with physics, knowledgeable of the lesser known, very pleasing to the eyes.
Con: After day five, will shed clothes and wear facepaint made of sand and crab juice screaming to the heavens, while chasing you with a homemade spear chanting, "We must have a sacrifice! We must have a sacrifice!"

6. Koriand'r
Pros: Big booty, big boobies, dirty talker, skull cracker.
Con: Would rather have a "big black mandingo" than your white ass.

7. wenchofthelodge
Pro: Raging nymphomaniac.
Con: Raging nymphomaniac. One can die from sex.

8. Lor
Pros: Has the answers to most questions, and has a penchant for teasing a guy incessantly.
Con: Tendency to abandon you for months on end without telling you, leaving one with a severe case of blueballs.

9. Cowgirl Jack
Pros: Stimulating personality, limited medical training (vet), and overall mentally stable.
Con: Virgin.

I think I'm gonna save that post as a Word file on my desktop for future reference... :lol: