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Alicia Keys



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Jason E. Perkins #627931 2006-02-14 2:44 PM
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oh yes, very good, very good, though that hairstyle simply ruins her otherwise beautiful looks




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Chant #627932 2006-02-14 11:00 PM
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call me again when you've got naked pics.

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she's got no curvature.




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also, she's black.

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I did NOT notice that!


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Sorry, but she does nothing for me. Musically or sexually. Where's the Pam Grier thread?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Joe Mama #627937 2006-02-15 2:14 AM
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I'm in complete disagreement on this one, Mr. Mama.

I'm in love with her.

Eyes, voice, smile, personality, song lyrics, poetry and all.

Thank God I had the sense to fall in love with a woman I could have all to myself...sorta. I'm cool with her having fans, as long as they don't get too close.

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she's got no curvature.







I am happy to report that is a lie. I was one of the fortunate few to be close enough to her during one of her concerts to see girlfriend's thong. And trust me, she's got a spectacular ass in real life. The pics just slim it down for some reason...

Brian A. Ortiz #627939 2006-02-15 3:28 AM
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I am happy to report that is a lie. I was one of the fortunate few to be close enough to her during one of her concerts to see girlfriend's thong. And trust me, she's got a spectacular ass in real life. The pics just slim it down for some reason...





Since when were you interested in women?


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gaysbianed!

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Damn right I him! Anyone who actually thought I was gay pretty much proved they'd believe whatever I wanted them to.

C'mon. You didn't think that I wouldn't put my college education to good use and not prank a message board full of pranksters? It was inevitable.

I gotta thank you guys, though. It was fun actually being able to predict the jokes and mudslinging that came my way. You really brightened my day after spending hours in a library studying for exams. Or whenever I needed a laugh.

And while it's a shame to not be able to point and laugh at people's gullibility (as a result of my actions, anyway), Alicia's more than worth the sacrifice.

Now let this be the last we speak of anyone other than the eventual Mrs. Alicia Cook-Ortiz on this thread.

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I gotta thank you guys





You're welcome.


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rex #627944 2006-02-15 5:15 AM
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That's the kind of quick and devastating comeback I'm famous for.

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hi steve t

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That girl is absolutely bangin'!!

Shame that the rumor is she's gay...


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
-USCHI showin' some love


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call me again when you've got naked pics.




JLA for MO....oh....

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