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...me or him?




Prom...you know you're the only man I'll ever truly love...




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HAWT!




Any man who can keep his knees behind his neck for that long...and cook a mean poutine...is marriage material in my books!!


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My knees are bendy! tee-hee!

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My knees are bendy! tee-hee!




That's my little pretzel!! Now, to the kitchen with you!


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Enchiladas! EXTRA long and packed deep....just the way you like it...

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I will never eat an enchilada again!

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...I never ate them the first time...

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...I never ate them the first time...





Lies!!! You begged for the creamy foot long!


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Prometheus strikes me as a fan of the Burrito Supreme!

(PJP stars in BrOakleyback Mountain!)


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BrOakleyback Mountain!






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BrOakleyback Mountain!






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...whose love transcends all of society's barriers. It ends with PJP moving up to Massachusetts, where their love can finally, and legally, be recognized.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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...whose love transcends all of society's barriers. It ends with PJP moving up to Massachusetts, where their love can finally, and legally, be recognized.




And they give up ranching to open a textiles plant (using only the fibers harvested from PJP's Greek ass). The plant is phenomenally successful, it's major market being a sock factory in Oregon.


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...whose love transcends all of society's barriers. It ends with PJP moving up to Massachusetts, where their love can finally, and legally, be recognized.




And they give up ranching to open a textiles plant (using only the fibers harvested from PJP's Greek ass). The plant is phenomenally successful, it's major market being a sock factory in Oregon.




Ah...you've seen the movie.


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Ah...you've seen the movie.




No I read Rex' review. He gave it two thumbs up...his ass.


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just as a side note(not that anyone cares) my screen name comes from my nickname Kournut. Most folks just call me K-nut(Knut) for short...




Why Kournut? What's the story behind the name?




sorry been away for a few days...


anyways cornut was the name given to me in 4th grade by some school kids. I hated it and even beat up one of em. After a few years though it grew on me and i took it and made if my own. Then i would see the adds in comic books for cornnuts where it had the stacks of corn looking all hard and the slogan was "Corn gone wrong". I liked the thought of that so thus...Kournut begins!


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How come they called you cornut in 4th grade?

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i it can't be for any good reason.

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True. Children aren't very merciful when it comes to giving nicknames.


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BrOakleyback Mountain!


<img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Bitchy gay retards?


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...how many hours of your life did you waste making that?

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BrOakleyback Mountain!






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...how many hours of your life did you waste making that?



About fifteen minutes, hence the roughness of the edges.

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...how many hours of your life did you waste making that?




"Waste" is not the word I'd use at all!



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BrOakleyback Mountain!






Bitchy gay retards?








Hahahah..I just spit out some of my coffee...hahahah....best photoshop ever


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Knutreturns User roll with me folks Thu Mar 15 2007 03:30 PM Reading a post in flat mode
Who the fizzuck are you? (the noob edition)

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harleys stalking me...


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no I'm not!

Oooops! \:-\[



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
harleys stalking me... \:\(
why oh why can it not be the man thing, elsia?

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ewww...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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she'd only do that if he were in a band.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Can I help it if Courtneyreturns is a sucker for a Giant Size Man Thing?
If ya know what I mean!

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
no I'm not!

Oooops! \:-\[



its okay dear. i didnt say i minded...


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Can I help it if Courtneyreturns is a sucker for a Giant Size Man Thing?
If ya know what I mean!



fuck off!


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
My name is Courtney


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Can I help it if Courtneyreturns is a sucker for a Giant Size Man Thing?
If ya know what I mean!



fuck off!


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always the with the dramatics...


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