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 Hopefully to be followed by another six seconds and maybe even a third round of twelve seconds!
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Hopefully to be followed by another six seconds and maybe even a third round of twelve seconds!
Realistic with an eye towards improvement...I respect that, Killconey.
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Prometheus, could you tell PJP that I don't want his shitty beers? After all, why would he want to drink beers with someone he compares to Rex? Enjoy the Guinnesses, Pro.
you spelt zima wrong.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Prometheus, could you tell PJP that I don't want his shitty beers? After all, why would he want to drink beers with someone he compares to Rex? Enjoy the Guinnesses, Pro.
you spelt zima wrong.
do they even make that shit anymore?
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Hopefully to be followed by another six seconds and maybe even a third round of twelve seconds!
Don't forget oral sex. For women, it's rarely about penetration (few men can last long enough for a woman to cum through intercourse). Go down on her, make her happy that way. Anything else is gravy for both of you.
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and cum on her face Killconey!
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jim speaks the truth!!!
them wimmins like the oral. if you can do it half decent.
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Hopefully to be followed by another six seconds and maybe even a third round of twelve seconds!
Don't forget oral sex. For women, it's rarely about penetration (few men can last long enough for a woman to cum through intercourse). Go down on her, make her happy that way. Anything else is gravy for both of you.
Nothing personal, JJ. I just have to point out how ironic this post is.
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and cum on her face Killconey!
he speaks the truth
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Only because I couldn't remember the exact day. But, since you're so interested, Jim, I'll tell you.
Hey, I just thought you should at least come clean on your own before making fun of somebody else's virginal status.
As far as the rest of it, geez, man, set it to music.
I would. But if I told the whole story, I'd have to set it to the Benny Hill theme. Let me say it again, kiddies: Your first time is not, and will never be, your best time. Unless it's your only time.
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Anything else is gravy for both of you.
Baby gravy, that is. Wakka wakka!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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short and sweet would prolly be the best way to describe my first time. but yeah, i made up for it with effort and several goes at it,
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Prometheus, could you tell PJP that I don't want his shitty beers? After all, why would he want to drink beers with someone he compares to Rex? Enjoy the Guinnesses, Pro.
you spelt zima wrong.
Say what you will about PJP, but he'd never buy Zima.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I would but only to break a six pack over Oakley's head.
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Only because I couldn't remember the exact day. But, since you're so interested, Jim, I'll tell you.
Hey, I just thought you should at least come clean on your own before making fun of somebody else's virginal status.
As far as the rest of it, geez, man, set it to music.
I would. But if I told the whole story, I'd have to set it to the Benny Hill theme. Let me say it again, kiddies: Your first time is not, and will never be, your best time. Unless it's your only time.
I think we're all in agreement on this one, Joe.
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Bizzaros do everything backwards. Beauty is ugly to them, and ugly is beautiful in their eyes.
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Beardguy is am cool.
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I guess I'll give your beers to Prometheus instead.
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I smurfed smurfette so good. so many times. Both in her sweet smurfy smurf and hot smurfy ass.
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As far as the rest of it, geez, man, set it to music.
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Yeah I thought that was smurfy too.
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Oh, btw, PJP....Joe told me to tell you that you should buy me Guiness for the rest of your life, or, he'll start talking to you again...
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Since they stopped being friends, PJP has reinstated his all you can eat buffet!
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I smurfed smurfette so good. so many times. Both in her sweet smurfy smurf and hot smurfy ass.
Does she shave her smurffy? Or does she leave it all blue and hairy?
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Damn!! it's an invasion of the Alt Id's! Duck and cover!
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Next thing ya know, Sadam Hussien and Sinistar will make an appearance here.
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Oh, btw, PJP....Joe told me to tell you that you should buy me Guiness for the rest of your life, or, he'll start talking to you again...
actually that was all of us, and he's supposed to cook too.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hopefully to be followed by another six seconds and maybe even a third round of twelve seconds!
Don't forget oral sex. For women, it's rarely about penetration (few men can last long enough for a woman to cum through intercourse). Go down on her, make her happy that way. Anything else is gravy for both of you.
Gotcha. Oral sex it is!
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and cum on her face Killconey!
Gotcha. Oral sex it is.
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I smurfed smurfette so good. so many times. Both in her sweet smurfy smurf and hot smurfy ass.
Does she shave her smurffy? Or does she leave it all blue and hairy?
He wouldn't know, cause he's never smurfed me in reality. Pray you never wake up from your dreams you senile old cradle smurfer!
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