#49011
2003-03-15 7:06 AM
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How to impress a woman:
compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer.
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#49012
2003-03-15 7:07 AM
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#49013
2003-03-15 12:13 PM
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![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) sad but true
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#49014
2003-03-15 5:59 PM
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stareena is right!
wimmins are needy!
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#49015
2003-03-15 6:26 PM
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And Men need wimmen so it evens out!
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#49016
2003-03-15 10:25 PM
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#49017
2003-03-15 10:29 PM
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#49018
2003-03-16 6:24 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
we just need sections!
I got dibs on the left buttock!
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#49019
2003-03-16 6:38 PM
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The friuty guy from "Too Close For Comfort"?
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#49020
2003-03-17 8:18 AM
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Rob Kamphausen was on Too Close for Comfort?
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#49021
2003-03-17 8:25 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
sad but true
See I got it mixed up when I was in Baltimore I brought you the beer and showed up naked!
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#49022
2003-03-17 12:26 PM
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Right, how was the fabled meeting of Franta and Stareena?
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#49023
2003-03-17 12:52 PM
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#49024
2003-03-17 2:15 PM
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#49025
2003-03-17 3:20 PM
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#49026
2003-03-25 1:12 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer.
1. I'd prefer to slowly undress a woman myself. Mostly 'cause I've never done it before.
2. She should only bring beer if she's gonna drink it. I'm non-alcoholic.
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#49027
2003-03-25 2:51 AM
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...*sigh*...
He's so dreamy!
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#49028
2003-03-25 3:29 AM
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But drunk sloppy sex is fun! Nothing like being three sheets to the wind and getting a serious pounding from behind... ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif) and on that note...I need to go... ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#49029
2003-03-25 3:33 AM
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Wow, I'd never expect you to be the type to like semi-conscious sex from behind, unawares and uncaring if your banger is truly the beau you're courting, or a sloppy drunk with a raging woody. ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#49030
2003-03-25 3:40 AM
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Sometimes dick is dick. It is the hedonist in me. I like to feel good, sometimes more then good. Asphyxiation can be fun as well. Just a heightened experince.
...damn I'm into creepy shit.
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#49031
2003-03-25 3:45 AM
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Asphyxiation... holy shit. ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) I'm scared to even think about that! ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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#49032
2003-03-25 3:50 AM
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![[gulp!]](gulp.gif) I like cuddling..
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#49033
2003-03-25 3:55 AM
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You and Rob should hang out more often, watch some Six Feet Under...
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#49034
2003-03-25 3:57 AM
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It's not something you can do with anyone. There has to be a strong level of trust between participants. When done properly it can be an incredible "high" and has even produced some mind-blowing orgasms. However, done improperly can give headechs, brusing, blackouts (okay, that was fun the one time) and in extreme cases; death. I don't recommend plastic bags over the head (that is a bit much for me) but being strangled is my method of choice.
It is also something accomplished at a slow pace. The participants both need to really communicate with one another before, during and after sex to ensure that all is safe. Having "saftey" words and/or signals are also a very smart idea. Like if things are going too far or there is a problem, saying "lemonaide" or tapping three times on the top of the head would be the signal for stopping.
Handcuffs, leather restraints. hot wax, knives, corsets, ropes, gags and blindfolds. These are a few of my favorite things.
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#49035
2003-03-25 3:58 AM
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#49036
2003-03-25 4:06 AM
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#49037
2003-03-25 4:15 AM
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Never held a knife to a girl's throat while banging her (I'm mean with both participants are willing)? Hmmm...give it a try sometime...quite an interesting experince.
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#49038
2003-03-25 4:19 AM
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What if the orgasm so good, either one of you buckles too hard or fast and ya got a sliced neck?
And don't tell me you've used a noose...
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#49039
2003-03-25 4:30 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
What if the orgasm so good, either one of you buckles too hard or fast and ya got a sliced neck?
And don't tell me you've used a noose...
noose...never thought of that before. The knife should be blunt, to prevent that. Like a letter opener sharpness...for beginers. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#49040
2003-03-25 4:38 AM
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"Hang the witch! Pour hot wax on her and pull her short, blackened witchy hair! Smack her ass while drowning her head in the tub!
Gob commands it!"
If only The Crucible was more like that.
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#49041
2003-03-25 12:49 PM
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Can we go back to the subject of cuddling? I've never cuddled.
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#49042
2003-03-25 5:59 PM
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OK. ...So, uh, Star, you ever been cuddled with a gun to the back of your head? ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#49043
2003-03-26 9:37 PM
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That wasn't what I meant.
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#49044
2003-03-27 2:25 AM
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...gun...no, I only pose with those (or shoot them). Cuddling is a lot of fun. I trully enjoy holding a person in my arms and watch them sleep. There is something very romantic about hearing the breathing of the person you love next to you. I will say that having sex with someone is not very sacred to me (which, is sad at times) but to hold a person in that tender moment, that is very sacred and very special. I can't hold just anyone. :)
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#49045
2003-03-27 6:33 AM
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This tender moment has been brought to you by: Stareena™
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#49046
2003-03-27 1:55 PM
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Affection, trademarked and sale-priced.
Seriously, though, that's what I've imagined cuddling to be like.
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#49047
2003-03-28 12:40 AM
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You should practice with a really big teddy bear. Or with that drunk girl.
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#49048
2003-03-28 2:57 PM
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The drunk girl doesn't want me whether she's drunk or sober.
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#49049
2003-03-28 8:43 PM
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There're two possibilities to your situation: a) She's ashamed of that night and doesn't know how to approach thus closing off to you, or b) she thinks you're gay for not taking advantage of her while drunk and slutty.
The latter one is kinda fucked up, but a lot of girls in our generation think like this now: if a guy doesn't want me 'cause I'm hot and I'm crazy while drunk, then he must be gay.
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#49050
2003-03-28 9:16 PM
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Hey Brian, I have an idea.
Why dont you just ask her if she's into you and see how that goes. Because if she is and you don't act on it, you'll regret it later.
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