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#49160 2003-03-18 2:23 AM
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Made you look [biiiig grin]

#49161 2003-03-18 3:03 AM
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Boo!

#49162 2003-03-18 3:03 AM
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Radley!

#49163 2003-03-18 3:38 AM
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[...rassamnfrackin...] [yuh huh] [wink]

#49164 2003-03-18 7:57 AM
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i was told there'd be sex involved [wink]

#49165 2003-03-19 12:34 AM
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That was a dirty, dirty trick..........Its cruel too tease a desparate man... [no no no]

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[izzat so?] don't you have a girlfriend?

#49167 2003-03-19 7:46 PM
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Yes indeedy I do and she lives with me..............and I'm still not getting any. How pathetic is that?

#49168 2003-03-19 9:15 PM
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very [yuh huh]

#49169 2003-03-19 9:32 PM
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[no no no]

#49170 2003-03-19 10:53 PM
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Least she coulda done was post some pics.

#49171 2003-03-19 11:04 PM
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I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.

[ 03-19-2003, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: CrisLander ]

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Hey, I'm sure your a nice guy and all but thats not the direction my doors swing and.............oh you were talking to......oh yeah......my bad.

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All kidding aside....as if any of you wanted to know this...I live with my fiance (on June 7th I will lose my Bachelor status...) and we have decided, as a gesture to God...to refrain form intercourse until that day.

#49174 2003-03-20 5:11 AM
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I'm sure God's thinkin': "Gee, thanks for the gesture, Son. But it woulda been a lot nicer if you stayed a virgin until you were married! It's in my book... THE BIBLE?!"

#49175 2003-03-20 7:00 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by wickedshade:
i was told there'd be sex involved ;)

I'm doing mypart right now.

#49176 2003-03-21 11:27 PM
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quote:
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I'm sure God's thinkin': "Gee, thanks for the gesture, Son. But it woulda been a lot nicer if you stayed a virgin until you were married! It's in my book... THE BIBLE?!"

It's called repentence, TK. Its by grace, not works that I think I'm saved....ya know what I mean.

#49177 2003-03-21 11:54 PM
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Good thing it's not by works... 'cause you're workin' your way to Hell!

Repent, Sinner! Repent! Get behind him, Satan!

#49178 2003-03-25 1:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I'm sure God's thinkin': "Gee, thanks for the gesture, Son. But it woulda been a lot nicer if you stayed a virgin until you were married! It's in my book... THE BIBLE?!"

God must be proud of me! [biiiig grin]

#49179 2003-03-28 9:21 PM
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Saint Brian?

#49180 2003-03-28 9:41 PM
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The Patron Saint of Celibacy?

#49181 2003-03-28 9:46 PM
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That be him!

#49182 2003-03-28 9:53 PM
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I say we all chip in some cash and buy him one of those Mail-Order Brides.

#49183 2003-03-29 12:36 AM
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From Asia or Eastern Europe?

#49184 2003-03-29 1:39 AM
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I hear the ones from the Phillipines are the best. [wink]

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I hear a certain Mr. Walrus has a link to a Russian site.

#49186 2003-04-08 5:57 AM
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Da!

#49187 2003-07-09 2:29 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:

Saint Brian?

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Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:

The Patron Saint of Celibacy?

I say we all chip in some cash and buy him one of those Mail-Order Brides.

Wow, you guys have quite a bit of class. Some of my friends would have settled for purchasing the services of a "clean" prostitute.

#49188 2003-09-29 6:50 PM
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'Course this is a classy operation! Ya think we're a bunch of hooligans or something?!

#49189 2003-10-20 11:39 PM
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Actually, we're degenerates.

#49190 2003-12-14 12:59 AM
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And rapscallions.

#49191 2003-12-14 10:50 PM
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Scallywags

#49192 2003-12-16 4:00 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by TK-069:

Saint Brian?

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Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:

The Patron Saint of Celibacy?

I say we all chip in some cash and buy him one of those Mail-Order Brides.

Wow, you guys have quite a bit of class. Some of my friends would have settled for purchasing the services of a "clean" prostitute.

You must have the worlds greatest friends.

#49193 2003-12-16 11:52 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
Scallywags

Nice one!

#49194 2003-12-17 11:45 PM
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I thought so too... [biiiig grin]

#49195 2003-12-17 11:55 PM
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Sounds a little dirty too.

"Hey babe! Wanna go scallywaggin'?"


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