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DeadEffie and ray. 
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Yeah...it's best that you not waste any energy trying to figure out who I "really" am because I really am a new and unique person.
I mean I understand the effort because I'd probably do the same thing. And feel free to investigate if you really feel compelled but I think it's only fair that I tell you from the get-go that you're just going to feel like an enormous douche when you realize that I'm not lying.
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That's silly! Phil always feels like an enormous douche...
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That's silly! Phil always feels like an enormous douche...
Alright then...I wouldn't want anyone to feel more like an enormous douche than they actually are.
In which case...I guess go ahead and figure out who I really am.
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You're ME!!
No...no wait......I've got it....
You're ME!!
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And feel free to investigate if you really feel compelled but I think it's only fair that I tell you from the get-go that you're just going to feel like an enormous douche when you realize that I'm not lying.
Longwinded much?
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He's only trying to adjust to our tradition of putting only one or two sentences in each of our posts.
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All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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That's silly! Phil always feels like an enormous douche...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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That's silly! Phil always feels like an enormous douche...
original or strawberry?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And feel free to investigate if you really feel compelled but I think it's only fair that I tell you from the get-go that you're just going to feel like an enormous douche when you realize that I'm not lying.
Longwinded much?
Please forgive my bad habit of trying to instill some amount of personality in my posts. I realize that it isn't exactly the status quo.
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my uncle drives a staus quo, he says it doesnt get good mileage.
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my uncle drives a staus quo, he says it doesnt get good mileage.
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
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my uncle drives a staus quo, he says it doesnt get good mileage.
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
Except it handles like a damn bus... 
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I dated an Effie once... Are you her?
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Yeah, thanks for playing.
You can be sarcastic with us once you're famous and a legend on these boards. 
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What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man? ~Rita Mae Brown
The degree and kind of a man's sexuality reach up into the ultimate pinnacle of his spirit. ~Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886
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My aunt had a maid named Effie many years ago.
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I dated an Effie once... Are you her?
Was she dead?
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Dead women make lousy dates.
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At least they put out, though.
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Dead women make lousy dates.
ROB ZOMBIE LYRICS
"Living Dead Girl"
(Who is this irrestibles creature who has an insaciable love for the dead?)
Living Dead Girl!
Rage in the cage
And piss upon the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the giant down
Defunct the strings
Of cemetary things
With one flat foot
On the devil's wing
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl
Raping the geek
And hustling the freak
Like a hunchback juice
On a sentimental noose
Operation filth
They love to love the wealth
Of an SS Whore
Making scary sounds
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl
Psyclone Jack
Hallucinating Hack
Thinks Donna Reed
Eats dollar bills
Goldfoot machine
Creates another fiend
So Beautiful,
They make you kill
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl
Blood on her skin
Dripping with Sin
Do it again
Living Dead Girl
Blood on her skin
Dripping with Sin
Do it again
Living Dead Girl
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how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other
side? they called back.
(note from one of our visitors: "how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes
DEAF!!!!!!!!!!" this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.)
what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either
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