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...Than you aint no friend of mine.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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woo woowoowoo woo woowoowoo! 25+ posts
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My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I think quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
The guy that worked with me,
Was a horse with a lavender eye,
Around in whirls, we'd wink at girls
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
Up and down and around it we sped,
That dizzy pace soon went to my head,
Now you know why I'm dizzy
And do the things I do
I am assumin' you'd be too
If the Merry-go-round broke down.
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We already are 15000+ posts
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you ain't nothing but a hound dog.
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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They am said you am first class.
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The whole forest in one tree. 500+ posts
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They am said you am first class.
LOL. This comedic treasure has been brought to you by URG
JLA for MO....oh....
999,999 Points, Sucka!
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Yes I are first class!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
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Curiouser and curiouser....
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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You should see me when I go slumming Downtown Beardguy.
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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How are the wife and kids, LLance?
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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My eldest son is getting married in November. The 20 year old just bought his 1st home a few months ago. The 16 yr. old is <gasp> learning to drive and just started working. The youngest is waiting to get old enough to do all the fun stuff. The Mrs. has recently gone through one of life's learning experiences and seems to finally emerged from a blue funk that lasted for a few weeks. Me? I'm ok. I'm always ok. I wonder why I'm always ok? Let me deliberate on that thought and get back to you at a later date with an in-depth analysis and some fancy pie charts!
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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And here I thought that when you caught a rabbit, you'd just eat it.
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Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions.
No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins
to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya
want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!" the
doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be
praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a
minute. Hold the lantern, Mikey." Soon the doctor delivers the next
child. "You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..." Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mikey,
Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Mike's inspection. "Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you
think it's the light that's attracting them?"
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Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward ten. Now, the Missus
was never too happy about it, either. So one night sh hides in the cemetery
and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up
from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming,
"Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's
to Hell I'll take ye'". Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, "Who
the hell ARE you?". Too that the Missus replied, "I'm the divil ya' damned
old fool". To which Flaherty remarked, "Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm
married to yer sister."
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URG said: And here I thought that when you caught a rabbit, you'd just eat it. Nope.First you am gotta rape hims ass a good one!
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