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I also had a dream with Harley and Sneaks (which is weird as I do not recall seeing any pics of Kwink) but I don't remember the plot.
I've already filled in the blanks....
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I also had a dream with Harley and Sneaks (which is weird as I do not recall seeing any pics of Kwink) but I don't remember the plot.
I've already filled in the blanks....
I doubt you could fill anything!
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I had a dream that I fucked Harold Lloyd dressed like the Joker in the back of a 1940's Dick Tracy car and then showed my tits to some guys to make 'em jealous and they broke into my apartment because they were creeps and wouldn't go away so after Batman and I got done cleaning up the nuclear waste ducks I shot myself in the head five times with a six-shooter and didn't die or lose brain function and said "what the hell..." and let the guys touch my boobs and they left me alone then.
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Last night I dreamed that I had a David Bowie knife and cut my left arm to ribbons with it. A song was playing while I did that. It was a long song, or maybe it just looped. I don't remember what it was but it wasn't Frank Zappa.
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You remind me of Germaine from Ill Will Press.
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Germaine - Foamy's main human friend and "owner." She is depicted as a Wiccan and thinks that no one appreciates her or her creativity. Some say she has spooky powers. When the author decides to reward (or draw) viewers with a little fan-service, Germaine is always the target. She also freaks out whenever she gains some weight until she refers to all her clothes (more specifically bras) as "Man's torturous garments of oppression." Recently her character design was changed to appear more realistic, as creator Jonathan Mathers was, among other things, getting tired of having her compared to Tim Burton and/or Jhonen Vasquez characters. She is a misanthropic girl with purple hair, normally wearing goth clothing. The actress for her voice is Dawn Bennett.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotically_Yours#Characters
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I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I was at RKMBS con. It was only PJP, Joe Mama and I at first. they were arguing baseball so I couldn't add anything to the conversation. then Harley showed up and they made complete asses of themselves by flirting shamelessly with her. Then they went back to arguing over baseball and I got bored and left.
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I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I was at RKMBS con. It was only PJP, Joe Mama and I at first. they were arguing baseball so I couldn't add anything to the conversation. then Harley showed up and they made complete asses of themselves by flirting shamelessly with her. Then they went back to arguing over baseball and I got bored and left.
Keep me out of your dreams, faggot.
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You remind me of Germaine from Ill Will Press.
Since that started in about 2004, SHE reminds you of ME.
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I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I was at RKMBS con. It was only PJP, Joe Mama and I at first. they were arguing baseball so I couldn't add anything to the conversation. then Harley showed up and they made complete asses of themselves by flirting shamelessly with her. Then they went back to arguing over baseball and I got bored and left.
Sweetie, that wasn't a dream, that was the Yankee thread...
oh, wait, it couldn'ta been, because if Joe was arguing that would mean he's still a fan, and well, y'know... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I had a dream that I fucked Harold Lloyd dressed like the Joker in the back of a 1940's Dick Tracy car...
If I had my druthers I'd have this dream again.
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You remind me of Germaine from Ill Will Press.
Since that started in about 2004, SHE reminds you of ME.
Semantics, my wife. Now go git nekkid so's we c'n pitch some woo.
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You remind me of Germaine from Ill Will Press.
Since that started in about 2004, SHE reminds you of ME.
Semantics, my wife. Now go git nekkid so's we c'n pitch some woo.
where's the spork labotomy graemlin?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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no way. I'm off to read a comic and watch a short and go right to fucking sleep. Gotta up the odds.
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no way. I'm off to read a comic and watch a short and go right to fucking sleep. Gotta up the odds.
Asleep. Awake. I'm the guy with the rod.
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no way. I'm off to read a comic and watch a short and go right to fucking sleep. Gotta up the odds.
Asleep. Awake. I'm the guy with the rod.
Run Uschi! Before Joe tries to consumate the marriage!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I'm the guy with the rod.
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Yup.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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no way. I'm off to read a comic and watch a short and go right to fucking sleep. Gotta up the odds.
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Run Uschi! Before Joe tries to consumate the marriage!
Aw, bully, he knows all contact is strictly on my terms. He's a bitch and he knows it.
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no way. I'm off to read a comic and watch a short and go right to fucking sleep. Gotta up the odds.
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Run Uschi! Before Joe tries to consumate the marriage!
Aw, bully, he knows all contact is strictly on my terms. He's a bitch and he knows it.
i hope so! after that bath of bleach and comet!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I live thirteen hours from Boston and I've never sold out.
Not from lack of trying. Nobody wants you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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no way. I'm off to read a comic and watch a short and go right to fucking sleep. Gotta up the odds.
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Run Uschi! Before Joe tries to consumate the marriage!
Aw, bully, he knows all contact is strictly on my terms. He's a bitch and he knows it.
One look at your dirty-pillows and OF COURSE I'm your bitch! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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no way. I'm off to read a comic and watch a short and go right to fucking sleep. Gotta up the odds.
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Run Uschi! Before Joe tries to consumate the marriage!
Aw, bully, he knows all contact is strictly on my terms. He's a bitch and he knows it.
i hope so! after that bath of bleach and comet!
No, nothing so drastic. I just Ly-sol her pubic region and use two condoms.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yeah, but you still have to watch out for the teeth...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yeah, but you still have to watch out for the teeth...
True. Thank God for my prehensile cock.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yeah, but you still have to watch out for the teeth...
True. Thank God for my prehensile cock.
I thought that was your tail?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yeah, but you still have to watch out for the teeth...
True. Thank God for my prehensile cock.
I thought that was your tail?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-nope. 
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Yeah, but you still have to watch out for the teeth...
True. Thank God for my prehensile cock.
I thought that was your tail?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-nope.
Sure, JQ, sure...admit it - you just borrowed Uschi's cock...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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i really need to stop having dreams about you tards.
last night i had a dream we were all drinking but everyone was just a floating head.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sneaky bunny said:
i really need to stop having dreams about you tards.
Seriously! I'd suggest logging off for a bit and remembering the real world.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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klinton said:
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sneaky bunny said:
i really need to stop having dreams about you tards.
Seriously! I'd suggest logging off for a bit and remembering the real world.
dude, i'm at work, real world would be having burnt pizza with fat jane in accounting.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sneaky bunny said:
dude, i'm at work, real world would be having burnt pizza with fat jane in accounting.
Ehhh...ok. Welcome to Fantasy Island then, where all your dreams can come true!!!
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I live thirteen hours from Boston and I've never sold out.
Not from lack of trying. Nobody wants you.
It's funny 'cause it's true. 
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