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#766070 2006-12-25 12:57 AM
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Doog the MIGHTY
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Hey everyone. I'm still alive. I got married. I'm hoping to get internet soon and I have more stories to post.


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Merry Christmas, Doog!

Your wife is beautiful!


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wheee how......good going on...or whatever...


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Howdy ho, Stupid Doog! And congradulations on a swell wedding. Gosh it sure is nice to join in holy matrimony isn't it?


Santa Claus is on his way
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Folks will gather 'round the fire
Sing a song, join the choir
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Whaaat????


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I thought he was doing cosplay...


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Congrats


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You guys look so clean!


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well played doog.

but, c'mon. internet first. then wife.

priorities.


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Coming Soon!

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Congrats,Dawg!


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Many combolations, Master Doogington.


go.

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Congrats, Doog. You both look great.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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gonna be some puupies soon!

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What? no bone gags?

Congrats, SD. I hope it all went well. Tells us the details when you get a moment.


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Congrats and happy holidays SD...

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He should change his name to Stupid Cunt!


I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.


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Not too many details to tell. The actually wedding went amazingly smooth, but the reception went to hell. We weren't too demanding on most of the preperations, but things we specifically asked to be done, our outside tent and dancing area, were totally nixed without the brides knowledge. She was royally pissed about it, but its as much the tent companies fault as others. So I told my friend and brother to rush to my place and grab my stereo so we could at least have our first dance in the decorated gazeebo we set up for it, but instead they went to my parents house for booze and for some reason brought some girls along so they were using the bathroom and drinking. So I left my own wedding to get my stereo and called my friend to cuss him out. Then he hung up the phone and said, "man, he told me to rush it, but I didn't know he meant "rush it" rush it." Then my brother flipped out and they raced to my apartment but by then I had already grabbed it and got back to the reception hall, unfortunately the gazeebo we had set up for dancing didn't have an outlet but the one we had ready for the dj did, but the stereo couldn't carry the sound as far as the dj's equipment so I asked a buddy to back his car up so we could use his sound system, which actually sounded pretty damn good. Then a bird crapped on my head while we were dancing. See?


So I burst out laughing because of the stress of everything that was going wrong that night and gave up. After that I had a pretty good time and everyone had a lot of fun.

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hah!

see doog? internet, first.

the internet never poops on you.


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Weddings are never what you plan, only what they end up being...

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.


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Marriage is an institution, and I am far too young to be institutionalised!

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I liked being with someone... I hope to do it again, someday.

And, Doog? In some cultures, it is a sign that your marriage will be a SPLENDID one if a bird poops on you on your wedding day!


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Aww man, congratulations man, that's good stuff to hear.

So yer doing real good then?




Racks be to MisterJLA
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Quote:

Stupid Doog said:
Hey everyone. I'm still alive. I got married. I'm hoping to get internet soon and I have more stories to post.





You lost more weight. Congrats!

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Oh, and as far as the marriage thing goes...sorry about your loss.

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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Hey everyone. I'm still alive. I got married. I'm hoping to get internet soon and I have more stories to post.



Hey Doog your bitch ain't bad looking! Any titty pics for me?


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Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick
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 Originally Posted By: Alt ID
[quote=Stupid Doog]Hey Doog your bitch ain't bad looking! Any titty pics for me?


Found your "aunt!"



And since you love boobs:



And just in case you rikey the dark meat:



Enjoy, Pariah-lite!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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