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RKMBs:A year in review #767224 2006-12-29 11:23 PM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Many many wonderful things happened to many many wonder..., well many many people (but most rex and Snarf). Rex had a rather eventful year.................actually, he didnt but we like to pretend he did! One of his darkest moments though, was when he was outted as a hippie! After this revelation, nothing will surprise us with rex. It is believed by many that his next revelation will revolve around G-Man being one of rex's alts! Another interesting moment this year involved Pariah! No, it wasnt interesting that he finally came outta the closet as we all knew that for years, what was interesting was he was smiling! Klinton took part in the Random interview segment that appears, well, er, randomly on these boards, but he failed to mention anything about his career as a pop diva! He also failed to mention the impending court case over the "underage My little pony" incident! Of course everyone here remembers the great "Pretty Princess" day last year (or was it the year before?). In celebration of this great day, Balloon Knot sent well wishes to all his fans. Chris Oakley was unavailable for comment! PJP got married again, this time to President Bush! The marriage didnt last long as better things were on the horizon for everyones favourite arse invader! Another marriage that didnt last was between Joe Mama & a fat woman! He said her cock was too big! ROY BATTY finally made his wrestling debut. Rob was highly displeased though as he no longer got his regular Smackdown from Sir ROYSTON. ROY said "Me no rikey Rob, he's a bannana queer!" King Snarf was mocked... .... a lot! Sneaky Bunny finally got the operation she had been wanting for so long. She coulda saved a shit loada money by just using wax. After a failed marriage apiece, Joe & PJP hooked up. Sadly though, Joe didnt realise that PJP was fucking anything & everything behind his back! Rex finally got a job this year! He became "Socky" the new Seventh dwarf after Doc retired! Nowhereman felt sorry for Snarf & decided to teach him about sport. After only 30 seconds, he changed his mind & returned to his old hateful ways! Snarf now sings Bee Gees songs at Karaoke! Jealous of ROYs wrestling success, and missing his regular Smackdown, Rob also entered the world of wrestling after cloning himself. He said it was the greatest.circlejerk.evar! Prometheus became the worlds first gay Canadian vampire. We always said he sucked! Captain Sammitch on the otherhand explained why he frequented this board so much! ROY BATTY claimed to not care as he said Rob just didnt have the penis pleasuring skills he had become acustomed to! Joe Mama became a fairweather fan. Nuff said! For many years, people had said that Star Trek was gay! They finally had proof! The new Sesame Street (redubbed Niggas With Puppets) finally hit our tv screens! It was soon removed after PJP humbled Big Bird! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767225 2006-12-29 11:38 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 9,769 NYC harleykwin cookie monster 7500+ posts
harleykwin cookie monster 7500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 9,769 NYC	Best. Thread. Ever. Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

Re: RKMBs:A year in review harleykwin #767226 2006-12-29 11:39 PM
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MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	RACK Nowhereman. "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767227 2006-12-29 11:43 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 9,769 NYC harleykwin cookie monster 7500+ posts
harleykwin cookie monster 7500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 9,769 NYC	Quote: *Nowhereman said:* Joe Mama became a fairweather fan. Nuff said! Excellent picture. Joe looks good in Yankee blue... Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

Re: RKMBs:A year in review harleykwin #767228 2006-12-29 11:44 PM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	He still looks like a fat oaf though! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review harleykwin #767229 2006-12-29 11:44 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
rex Who will I break next? 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 46,308 Denver	What about the greek fantasy island one with me and PJP? November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767230 2006-12-29 11:45 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 9,769 NYC harleykwin cookie monster 7500+ posts
harleykwin cookie monster 7500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 9,769 NYC	Quote: *Nowhereman said:* He still looks like a fat oaf though! As fantastic as the Yankees are, there is only so much their team colors can do for someone... Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

Re: RKMBs:A year in review rex #767231 2006-12-29 11:46 PM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Its not finished yet. This thread is so spectacular that I dont wanna overload you all! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review harleykwin #767232 2006-12-29 11:48 PM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Quote: *harleykwin said:* Quote: *Nowhereman said:* He still looks like a fat oaf though! As fantastic as the Yankees are, there is only so much their team colors can do for someone... I hear when he goes to a baseball game, he has an intermission every five minutes! Apparently they ran outta hot dogs by half time! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767233 2006-12-30 12:03 AM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän OP Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	The RKMBs finally branched out into the world of music, forming their own band! Wannabuyamonkey auditioned, but failed as he couldnt spell YMCA! G-Man lost half his forum, then lost the other half as well! We all laughed! Sammitch bought himself a nice new bike this year! He also bought a whole new wardrobe and lots & lots of glitter! He heard a rumour that fat chicks dug strawberry shortcake! PJP (again) left Joe at home to go work with "Socky". "Socky" was often heard shouting "Da Plain, da plain" mainly because he preferred argyle, but was deprived of them and only plain socks were left! Pro grew a tache & hair! He still sucked! Snarf was mocked some more. Such is life! After their wrestling careers collapsed, ROY returned to the banana queer! As superheroes they kicked much arse, then raped it! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767234 2006-12-30 3:09 AM
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Mopius Zzzzandman 500+ posts Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 752

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Mopius #767235 2006-12-30 3:58 AM
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First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1	LMAO Pimping my site, again. http://www.worldcomicbookreview.com

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Mopius #767236 2006-12-30 4:00 AM
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Captain Sammitch terrible podcaster 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,801 painesville, oh	Fuck off Mopius! This thread is phenomenous! I gave it e½ stars!!! go. ᴚ ᴀ ᴐ ᴋ ᴊ ᴌ ᴧ ಠ_ಠ

Re: RKMBs:A year in review First Amongst Daves #767237 2006-12-30 4:00 AM
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,919 Jacques Brel	Um, Dave... Mopius just said the topic was boring... Please try to keep up.

Re: RKMBs:A year in review First Amongst Daves #767238 2006-12-30 4:00 AM
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klinton Tabarnak! 6000+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 7,281 Montreal	I tried to find the pic the guys on the pony board did for you, Nowhereman...but I can't find the thread anymore. I'll look again later. If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review klinton #767239 2006-12-30 4:21 AM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	bravo! Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Uschi #767240 2006-12-30 3:07 PM
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Balloon Knot Sex Offender Since 1978 3000+ posts Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,314 In the Fucking Swamp	I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.

Re: RKMBs:A year in review klinton #767241 2006-12-30 5:24 PM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Quote: *klinton said:* I tried to find the pic the guys on the pony board did for you, Nowhereman...but I can't find the thread anymore. I'll look again later. I've never been to the pony board! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767242 2006-12-30 5:39 PM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Nothing really new or eventful happened in the life of Joe Quesada. But Rob says that donkey costume was his best halloween costume ever! Talking about Rob, Rob disapeared from these boards for a month as he locked himself in his room, crying "Its so unfair, its so unfair, why cant I be orange, then I'd get to fuck Hogan as well?" PJP broke Hogans back! Farm yard animals were banned from these boards! The smell got better here, until Beardguy returned! Aussie Mormon Danny started the year on a high. He ended the year dead! Crikey! The film world was rocked by a high profile gay movie! Chris threatened to punch anyone who didnt watch it. Christmas comes but once a year! Just like Jerry by all accounts! The first rule about Pariahs big adventure is you dont talk about Pariahs big adventure! The second rule is Pariah is a cunt! After quitting the first RKMBs pop band, Pro formed another incredibly gay band! This was just basically another way of taking the piss outta Snarf! We all laughed! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767243 2006-12-30 9:15 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,919 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,919 Jacques Brel	GODDAMMIT, NOWIE! MOPIUS SAID IT WAS DULL!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk #767244 2006-12-30 10:05 PM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Who cares what Joe thinks! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767245 2006-12-30 11:59 PM
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Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	jopius! giant picture

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Rob #767246 2006-12-31 12:00 AM
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Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	this is the creepiest thing i have ever seen. what thread did it star in? giant picture

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767247 2006-12-31 3:02 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune. Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune.	Quote: *Nowhereman said:* Christmas comes but once a year! Just like Jerry by all accounts! "I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Beardguy57 #767248 2006-12-31 4:46 AM
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crazy drunk reax 200+ posts Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 298 drinkyland	Why the fuck aren't these pics on robs server yet? The above post was brought to you by Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Rob said: finding out there are two more homasexuals on this board is actually like finding out gravity works CJ said: I liked you better when you were drunk.

Re: RKMBs:A year in review crazy drunk reax #767249 2006-12-31 10:40 AM
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OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Cause Rob is gay! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

Re: RKMBs:A year in review Nöwheremän #767250 2007-01-04 1:37 AM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace! Nöwheremän OP Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
OP Nöwheremän Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 47,810 Likes: 2 Fuckingham Palace!	Snarfs singing career reached new heights. So did his wigs! Pariahs love of Power Rangers was revealed! Nobody was surprised! Joe Mama & his Mopius alt also tried their hand at wrestling. They failed as no ring or arena was big enough! Sammitch decided to become a fashion icon. Everyone else just thought he was a cunt! Uschi lost weight! And had a shave! Balloon Knot revealed the secret identity of the Pretty Princess, and why his tiara is so important. He also proved that Greeks take it up the pooper! The statue of gayity was unvieled in Roboken! Flocks of gay pidgeons & Canadian famine victims gathered at its feet! Snarf is shit. His death will be rejoiced!

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