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You know who's probably laughing their ass off right now?
Kirstie Alley.
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Are they sure she's dead? I mean, shit, its not like she had much brainwave activity when alive.
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she was smart enough to marry a billionaire and get in the will.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,250974,00.html Quote:
Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.
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Maybe they bring an old rich dude into the morgue just to make sure. If she doesn't sit up and try to fuck him we know she's really deceased.
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Orlando Sentinel THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Anna Nicole Smith deadPosted February 8, 2007, 4:05 PM EST Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.
Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.
"She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow," said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel.
Smith had been a tabloid staple even before she became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. Readers were fascinated by her bombshell good looks, her marriage to an elderly billionaire and subsequent court fight over his estate, her weight fluctuations, and last year, the sudden death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith.
A former topless dancer, she made her name squeezing into Guess jeans. She resembled the late actress Marilyn Monroe, a similarity played up in her Guess magazine ads, billboards and department store displays.
In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million.
He died in 1995, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.
A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million in a complicated legal twist that began after she declared bankruptcy. That was later overturned.
But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson.
The justices said only that federal courts in California could deal with her case despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall was the sole heir to the estate.
Then, the stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.
Daniel Smith died Sept. 10 in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas, just days after she gave birth to a daughter.
An American medical examiner hired by the family, Cyril Wecht, said he had methadone and two antidepressants in his system when he died. Low levels of the three drugs interacted to cause an accidental death, Wecht said.
Meanwhile, the paternity of her now 5-month-old daughter remained a matter of dispute.
She was born Vickie Lynn Hogan on Nov. 28, 1967, in Houston, one of six children of Donald Eugene and Virgie Hart Hogan.
She married Bill Smith in 1985, giving birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later.
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
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Geez, lately everything happens within a few miles of you: dead goldiggers, murderous black history adherants.
Are you sure you aren't some sort of jinx?
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Maybe they bring an old rich dude into the morgue just to make sure. If she doesn't sit up and try to fuck him we know she's really deceased.
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I know a few people who will be making money from a celebrity death pool very soon over this. I mean, really, were any of you really surprised when you heard that Anna Nicole Smith had died?
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leave it to MisterJLA to come up with the proper way to honor her memory...
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Maybe they bring an old rich dude into the morgue just to make sure. If she doesn't sit up and try to fuck him we know she's really deceased.
She cant help not being some obscure old guy.
There is no need to mock her!
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same difference...
I must acquiesce with Knutreturns in regards to the subject at hand.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,250974,00.html
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Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.
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HERE's AOL News' account of things, with a lot of linked photos and video of Anna Nicole Smith from over the years.
The "pumping her chest" line in the FOX News version was pretty funny.
I'm curious just how she died. I mean 39 is pretty young.
A close female friend of mine who I'd known and kept in touch with since college died at age 36, back in August 2003. But I know her death was alcohol related. She would drink and not eat, to compensate for the calories of her alcohol consumption. If you've ever had a few drinks on an empty stomach, you know how hard that is on the body! She did that every day, for close to 20 years. I was saddened when her sister called me to give me the news, but I wasn't surprised.
It seems likely that Anna Nicole's death so young might also be drug or alcohol related. That seems to be the departure method of choice, of many celebrities.
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Orlando Sentinel
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Anna Nicole Smith dead
Posted February 8, 2007, 4:05 PM EST
Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.
Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.
"She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow," said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel.
Smith had been a tabloid staple even before she became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. Readers were fascinated by her bombshell good looks, her marriage to an elderly billionaire and subsequent court fight over his estate, her weight fluctuations, and last year, the sudden death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith.
A former topless dancer, she made her name squeezing into Guess jeans. She resembled the late actress Marilyn Monroe, a similarity played up in her Guess magazine ads, billboards and department store displays.
In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million.
He died in 1995, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.
A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million in a complicated legal twist that began after she declared bankruptcy. That was later overturned.
But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson.
The justices said only that federal courts in California could deal with her case despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall was the sole heir to the estate.
Then, the stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.
Daniel Smith died Sept. 10 in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas, just days after she gave birth to a daughter.
An American medical examiner hired by the family, Cyril Wecht, said he had methadone and two antidepressants in his system when he died. Low levels of the three drugs interacted to cause an accidental death, Wecht said.
Meanwhile, the paternity of her now 5-month-old daughter remained a matter of dispute.
She was born Vickie Lynn Hogan on Nov. 28, 1967, in Houston, one of six children of Donald Eugene and Virgie Hart Hogan.
She married Bill Smith in 1985, giving birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later.
How much do you want to bet that when the autopsy results come in, it turns out that she had a previously undiagnosed cardiac problem?
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Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
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Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
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But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
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Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
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Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
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Goodbye Norma Jean
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How much do you want to bet that when the autopsy results come in, it turns out that she had a previously undiagnosed cardiac problem?
If I were the CEO of TrimSpa, I'd be taking a REAL hard look at what's in those pill capsules...
Yeah, that's a good insight.
That can't be good for business.
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
Holey shit, Ballon Knot and Wednesday are going to make fuck!
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
Holey shit, Ballon Knot and Wednesday are going to make fuck!
Looks like you've been replaced.
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Orlando Sentinel
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Anna Nicole Smith dead
Posted February 8, 2007, 4:05 PM EST
Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.
Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.
"She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow," said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel.
Smith had been a tabloid staple even before she became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. Readers were fascinated by her bombshell good looks, her marriage to an elderly billionaire and subsequent court fight over his estate, her weight fluctuations, and last year, the sudden death of her 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith.
A former topless dancer, she made her name squeezing into Guess jeans. She resembled the late actress Marilyn Monroe, a similarity played up in her Guess magazine ads, billboards and department store displays.
In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million.
He died in 1995, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.
A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million in a complicated legal twist that began after she declared bankruptcy. That was later overturned.
But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson.
The justices said only that federal courts in California could deal with her case despite a Texas state court ruling that Marshall was the sole heir to the estate.
Then, the stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.
Daniel Smith died Sept. 10 in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas, just days after she gave birth to a daughter.
An American medical examiner hired by the family, Cyril Wecht, said he had methadone and two antidepressants in his system when he died. Low levels of the three drugs interacted to cause an accidental death, Wecht said.
Meanwhile, the paternity of her now 5-month-old daughter remained a matter of dispute.
She was born Vickie Lynn Hogan on Nov. 28, 1967, in Houston, one of six children of Donald Eugene and Virgie Hart Hogan.
She married Bill Smith in 1985, giving birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later.
How much do you want to bet that when the autopsy results come in, it turns out that she had a previously undiagnosed cardiac problem?
If I were the CEO of TrimSpa, I'd be taking a REAL hard look at what's in those pill capsules...
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'She Was Too Drugged Up'Anna Nicole Smith's mother blames drugs for former Playmate model's death at Fla. hotel; autopsy to be preformed today
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
when did you move to Florida? You can wear your tiarra year round down there.
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'She Was Too Drugged Up'
Anna Nicole Smith's mother blames drugs for former Playmate model's death at Fla. hotel; autopsy to be preformed today
I prefer a postformed autopsy!
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I'm only a few miles away from that hotel right now. IT'S ANARCHY IN THE STREETS!
What the hell are you doing in my neck of the woods. I work right around the corner from that place
when did you move to Florida? You can wear your tiarra year round down there.
He always wore the tiara year round, the swimsuit was the issue.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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