#59868
2003-12-18 9:37 AM
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Now that I am 30 ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) , I am wondering if I should leave this fine establishment. How old is too old to stay here?
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#59869
2003-12-18 9:56 AM
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Happy Birthday Kimi.
As per your question, I think I speak for all the voices inside my head when I say that there is a total absence of a concept that denotes age on the internet. (Unless we're talking about pornsites, where there is a strict classification of which belongs to kiddie porn and which passes as an MILF)
So, Like I said above, Happy Birthday and unless you're old enough for your dessicated fingers to crumble into dust or I don't know, burst into flames while typing on the keyboard - you shouldn't leave the board.
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#59870
2003-12-18 10:39 AM
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lance posts.
we're all ok.
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#59871
2003-12-19 4:35 AM
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#59872
2003-12-18 5:18 PM
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Happy B-Day, Kimi!
You ain't old yet...
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#59873
2003-12-18 6:29 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen: lance posts.
we're all ok.
Llance is old.
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#59874
2003-12-18 7:20 PM
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quote: Originally posted by theory9: Happy B-Day, Kimi!
You ain't old yet...
You were calling me an "old lady" when I was still 29!! Who you tryin' to fool? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#59875
2003-12-18 7:21 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen: lance posts.
we're all ok.
But Llance is a sad old man...I don't want to be a sad old man...
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#59876
2003-12-18 7:21 PM
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#59877
2003-12-18 7:24 PM
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LLance isn't sad! LLance is gay! gay as a goose!
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#59878
2003-12-18 7:27 PM
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Geese are gay? Well you don't say!
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#59879
2003-12-18 7:35 PM
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Yes I did say. see? quote: Originally posted by Stupid Dogg: gay as a goose!
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#59880
2003-12-18 7:42 PM
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Happy Birthday Kimi. You trail me by 4 years. Immaturity is a state of mind.
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#59881
2003-12-19 1:10 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Stupid Dogg: LLance isn't sad! LLance is gay! gay as a goose!
I don't want to be an old gay man either...
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#59882
2003-12-19 6:38 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: How old is too old to be at the RKMBs??
LLance is like 46 so I'd say around 45.
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#59883
2003-12-19 8:07 PM
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Well most of us wish Llance had never started posting so I'd say you should stop posting when you are Llance years old!
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#59884
2003-12-19 11:07 PM
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I'm 31, but I act 12, but not like kristogar and GayLA.
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#59885
2003-12-20 2:49 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Now that I am 30 , I am wondering if I should leave this fine establishment. How old is too old to stay here?
Happy birthday Kimi! :)
Somehow someway I knew this thread was going to denegrate into a "LLance is old" thread and myriad negative observations about me would most definitely follow.
Thank Gob you all haven't forgotten me!
I think I could NOT post for a year and come back onto this site and I would be able to find several negatory references about me on the front page of several of the forums. While I admitt this satisfys my ego in a sad but definitely warped manner may I be allowed to comment that the lot of you are fixated on this old man...and I find that strangely disturbing on your part. I recommend weekly therapy and maybe a daily proper LLancing for each and every one of you. Each of you should be made to gain 90 lbs. over your idea weight, wear goofy comic t-shirts, and scream BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! every five minutes. I think this stringent regiment won't do a damn thing to help your incesstant LLance fixation but I'm sure it would be funny as hell...to me anyway...and as I'm the only one who truly matters here I expect the lot of you degenerates begin the above described regimen promptly at the stroke of midnight, New Year's Eve! Gob Bless and remember to give me Silver Age comics for Christmas as it is the only gift that truly says I love you LLance!!!!!!
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#59886
2003-12-20 5:23 PM
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quote: Originally posted by LLance: quote: Originally posted by Kimi: Now that I am 30 , I am wondering if I should leave this fine establishment. How old is too old to stay here?
Happy birthday Kimi! :)
Thanks! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#59887
2003-12-21 9:42 AM
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How could we forget a fat old red faced fool like Llance. Only thing worse than forgetting to insult Llance would be to forget to make sexual inuendos about ROY BATTY! Or to forget to call Rob gay!
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#59888
2003-12-21 9:55 AM
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Thanks for reminding me.
Rob am gay!
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#59889
2003-12-21 12:54 PM
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Where is Urg when ya need him?
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#59890
2003-12-22 1:00 AM
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I heard he's currently trawling the streets of manhattan looking for Freddie Prinze Jr.
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#59891
2003-12-22 5:03 AM
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URG would smash stoopid Freddie and than urg am smash stoopid Captain America.
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...everyone took all the LLance jokes before I got here.
so this is what I get for being away recording an album?
CURSES!
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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