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A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy
whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?


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She's a crazy bitch.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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'Cuz she wanted to see the guy again.

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Pariah said:
'Cuz she wanted to see the guy again.




According to this site, people who answer "'Cuz she wanted to see the guy again" are psychopaths.

    She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If
    you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This
    was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has
    the same mentality as a killer.

    Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered
    the question correctly.

    If you didn’t answer the question correctly, good for you.

    If you got the answer correct, I will be calling the psychiatric institution of your choice.


Congratulations Pariah!

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She's a crazy bitch.







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the G-man said:
According to this site, people who answer "'Cuz she wanted to see the guy again" are psychopaths.

    She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If
    you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This
    was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has
    the same mentality as a killer.

    Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered
    the question correctly.

    If you didn’t answer the question correctly, good for you.

    If you got the answer correct, I will be calling the psychiatric institution of your choice.


Congratulations Pariah!




*sigh*

Y'know, it's really not that hard to get into the author's mind here. I mean, she talks about meeting a guy and falling for him and then talks about something she does afterwards, which would imply that it was done as a result of the scenario's beginning. Why else would she do it? It's not like you can say, "You didn't give enough information."

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Pariah said:
It's not like you can say, "You didn't give enough information."




Uh... actually, yes, yes you can.

Then again, I do agree with you that the whole think is very obvious in how it is worded but to a different degree. I could easily see that the answer a 'psychopath' would give would involve the guy she met instead of saying something like, "Because she felt her sister was responsible for their mom's death" or something like that.

So, in conclusion, you're a psychopath; and she's a crazy bitch.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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thedoctor said:
Uh... actually, yes, yes you can.




I s'pose. I guess I'm just used to my Computer Science teacher saying that those kind of responses aren't allowed.

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Don't worry Pariah......it's not like we didn't know this about you already. Besides, as always you have proven to be very entertaining once again.

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Pariah said:
'Cuz she wanted to see the guy again.




According to this site, people who answer "'Cuz she wanted to see the guy again" are psychopaths.

    She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If
    you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This
    was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has
    the same mentality as a killer.

    Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered
    the question correctly.

    If you didn’t answer the question correctly, good for you.

    If you got the answer correct, I will be calling the psychiatric institution of your choice.


Congratulations Pariah!



How does the psychologist know this is the "correct" answer unless he was a psychopath himself?

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Of course Pariah got it right, this has been swimming around the internet for years. I've seen it about five times now, AND twice in psych classes. ...I always forget the answer though.


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Why do you forget the answer? Is there some deep seeded psychosexual reason for your forgetting?


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Forgotten not rape any children recently, Uschi?


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klinton said:
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy
whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?




Because Rob is gay.

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Lothar of The Hill People said:
Why do you forget the answer?




because I fear love.

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Is there some deep seeded psychosexual reason for your forgetting?




Not since Amanda Noler raped me when I was eleven.


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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Forgotten not rape any children recently, Uschi?




Dear me, NO! I always remember THAT! Want pics? You can use 'em for, uh... research.


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Hmmm, lesbian rape.


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There were younger kids in the room at the time too!


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Were they lesbians too?


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I think they were twins. One was a girl, the other had a little penis.


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Were they lesbians too?




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I also think they were two and a half years old. I don't think people have sexual persuasions at that age.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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look lady, just answer the man's question.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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