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Jesus a vegetarian in PETA campaignA controversial new public relations campaign by animal-rights group PETA proclaims Jesus Christ to have been a vegetarian, and portrays the Last Supper – complete with 12 "disciples" including Beatle Paul McCartney and lesbian country-music singer k.d. lang – as a spectacle meant to inspire mankind to forsake eating meat.
The outreach has been built into a 28-foot 1955 Silver Streak Airstream trailer wherein the "Last Supper" is re-created, surrounding Jesus with famous vegetarians, officials of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals told WND.
Dallas artist Greg Metz's work first was displayed in his hometown, then in Columbia, S.C., and now is headed for Norfolk, Va., according to campaign coordinator Mike Brazell.
The vegetarian "disciples" represented in the "Last Supper" include the famed Louisa May Alcott, Kafka, George Bernard Shaw, Cesar Chavez, Susan B. Anthony, Jesus, Alec Walker, Paul McCartney, k.d. lang, Gandhi, Einstein and Leonardo Da Vinci, officials said.
On the other side of the trailer are graphic images of animal slaughterhouses, and available at the trailer will be screenings of PETA's movie, "Meet Your Meat," narrated by Alec Baldwin.
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I'm sure Jesus does not like being associated with such extremists, the like of who would want to kill a polar bear cub because it cannot go back into the wild.
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Well, I think after a couple of centuries anyone would get used to being associated to extremists...
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Man, he brought people fish and stuff.
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I'm pretty sure there's a passage in the Bible where Jesus advises people to eat lots of steak.
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Did he say if he prefered it rare or well done? Cause I'm organizing a BBQ for Holy Week, and I'm wondering which offends him the most.
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Was there a parable for Steak and blowjob day?
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said: Did he say if he prefered it rare or well done? Cause I'm organizing a BBQ for Holy Week, and I'm wondering which offends him the most.
I believe that as long as there's plenty of A1 or Heinz 57, it's all cool.
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Pig Iran said: Was there a parable for Steak and blowjob day?
I believe that's in the apocrypha that the Catholic Church doesn't want anyone to know about, right after the bit about the angels that are chariots made out of thousands of eyeballs.
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Jesus liked lamb, ditty ol' dog...
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Beardguy57 said: I'm sure Jesus does not like being associated with such extremists, the like of who would want to kill a polar bear cub because it cannot go back into the wild.
And would let little kids die from disease rather than give them medicines tested on animals.
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Chris Oakley said: And would let little kids die from disease rather than give them medicines tested on animals.
No...he'd keep little kids far away from you.
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Eat shit and die, klinton. I was talking about PETA.
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Chris Oakley said: Eat shit and die, klinton. I was talking about PETA.
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Chris Oakley said: Eat shit and die, klinton. I was talking about PETA.
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Chris Oakley said: Eat shit and die, klinton.
Dave is the poo eater, Klinton puts his wiener in poo holes. Pay attention oaekley!
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Jesus ate fish and lamb. Jesus miraculously fed the crowds fish and bread. In a vision to the Apostle Peter Jesus declared all foods to be clean, including animals. After the Flood in Noah's time, God gave humanity permission to eat meat. God has never taken this permission back.
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That's funny, I could swear I heard someone say those exact same words down in my li--
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