#61368
2003-12-11 1:40 PM
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All he can talk about is FNB Sucking.
Mayhap LLance needs head!
Well, he won't get if from me!
Go to Brian Cocktiz!
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#61369
2003-12-11 5:50 PM
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I'm just an average guy with an average life
I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price
But I want is to be left alone in my average home
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone
CHORUS:
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
Is it just a dream?
When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid
CHORUS
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now?
Who?
The IRS?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on meI always feel like somebody's watching me
I can't enjoy my tea!
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#61370
2003-12-11 7:45 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
All he can talk about is FNB Sucking.
Mayhap LLance needs head!
Well, he won't get if from me!
Go to Brian Cocktiz!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm stalking you, too. (In addition to stalking Drzsmith).
![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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#61371
2003-12-11 11:32 PM
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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...have it yer way, Dude.
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#61372
2003-12-12 1:25 AM
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10 points for referencing an obscure Rockwell song.
Waitaminit... all Rockwell songs are obscure...
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#61373
2003-12-12 1:31 AM
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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#61374
2003-12-12 1:40 AM
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Only reason anyone knows Somebody's Watching Me is because the gloved pedophile sang the chorus.
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#61375
2003-12-12 1:47 AM
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#61376
2003-12-12 1:56 AM
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No, no, Tito was in a Greased midget accident, which left his body Dead. Only his head remained living.
So, the Jackson 5 Had Tito's head grafted onto a cloned body of Michael. They then dubbed this unholy Michael/Tito amalgamation "Randy", and became just "The Jacksons".
Tito's body, however, was harvested for organs, and the Jackson Seed. Tito's Seed was mixed with Berry Gordy's seed, and set loose into the reproductive organs of Mrs. Cartman, which gave us Rockwell. (Listen to "Somebody's Watching Me".. .Rockwell sounds like Cartman at some points).
You don't want to know how LaToya was created. And the less said about Marlon, the better.
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#61377
2003-12-12 2:10 AM
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Like the mighty onion, the more layers you peel away the more you want to cry.
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#61378
2003-12-12 2:17 AM
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#61379
2003-12-12 3:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
All he can talk about is FNB Sucking.
Mayhap LLance needs head!
Well, he won't get if from me!
Go to Brian Cocktiz!
Actually I was in the mood for a little internet slugfest. Unfortunaately you had already left the building...but judging by your feeble comeback here it wouldn't have been much of a slugfest anyway! <Sigh!> Guess I'll have to look for another worthy opponent since you're just a useless sack of shit anymore! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#61380
2003-12-12 4:12 AM
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Sorry LLance... but you're just not worth it anymore.
Oh, sure, occasionally you'll warrant a post or two, but by and large... it's gotten old. Older than you, even.
Hope you find a new opponent and all that, but it ain't gonna be me. You're just not worth it.
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#61381
2003-12-12 4:43 AM
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You never were worth shit dumbass...
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#61382
2003-12-12 4:45 AM
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#61383
2003-12-12 4:47 AM
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Ha! Sucked you in SUCKER! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#61384
2003-12-12 4:49 AM
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Indeed.
Well Played.
...are we having fun yet?
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#61385
2003-12-12 4:50 AM
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#61386
2003-12-13 3:56 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
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