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#66147 2003-09-04 2:50 AM
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Well?

Kermit?

The Count?

Cookie Monster?

Snuffalupagus?

Oscar the Grouch?

Animal?

Buynson?

Beeker?

Who?

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some RKMB'ers are Obsessed with Black People Hmmm?
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All of them....... [woooOOOOoooo!]

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I'd marry Kermit, but I'd take Grover anyday.

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All of them....... [woooOOOOoooo!]

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While Miss Piggy would be a screamer and allow immediate access down the rear portal of mystery (and can't you just picture Kermit giving it to her up the arse), she'd also be bossy and demand longer receipt of oral pleasure (Kermit, after all, has a long tongue for catching flies).

Dirty pig. Evertone knows she was doing it with Animal behind Kermit's back.

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I know Miss Piggy's probably a total whore and would lie completely motionless underneath you while screaming demands, but I'd still do her. She'd probably make you buy her a fur coat or an expensive piece of jewellery afterwards too.

One thing that puts me off is that she looks like she might be into strap-ons.

I'd do kermit, as long as I was on top.

Co*okie Monster? I'd probably buy a big bag of co*okies and then bribe him into performing really depraved sexual acts like blowing all the other muppets.

Those poor muppets. If I worked for the Henson corporation I'd be filing a restraining against me right now.

(This fucking board won't let me write coo*kie)

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Senor Wences' hand.

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gotta be the nose [humina humina]

#66158 2003-09-04 11:07 AM
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Beeker is already taken.
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he Must me an animal in bed!

ANIMAL
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Drums, Women, Food.
HOBBIES:
Drums, Women, Food.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!"

LAST BOOK EATEN:
"The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An appetite.

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Kermit had a thing for his creator!
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Anti-Muppet propaganda!
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#66163 2003-09-04 12:38 PM
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ehhhhh????

#66164 2003-09-04 11:02 PM
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Mario looks pissed in that second panel!

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Who.

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Mario.

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Cookie.

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MUPPET FUCKERS!

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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
I'd marry Kermit, but I'd take Grover anyday.

I thought you said "Sowwy, no mawwage fer Oosh"

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True. I would have to go absolutely, undeniably bonkers insane, however, to marry a piece of cloth with a guy's hand up it's butt. Kermit's personality is marriage-material. s'all I'm sayin'.

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Then I withdraw my offer of marriage.

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Withdraw?

...from who?

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We'll always have Paris.

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DeMilo?

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DeNiro.

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Forget Paris! I hated Paris!

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Venus... venerial.

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I just noticed the title says "WICH" muppet. That's wrong in so many ways...

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Mars...Martian...

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Ziggy Stardust and the Biker Mice from Mars.

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Captain Caveman!

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Commander Obvious uses his powers of Observation to save the world.

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Get your tits out!

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My eyes have just exploded!

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Those mice just LOVE the cock...

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