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Sikkbones can't stop fantasizing about the mighty JM. It'd be flattering if it wasn't so disturbing. He can't even try and make fuck with a "girl" without bringing me into it...  wait.. you're the one all over my dick last week and now that a few freinds have shown up and i'm showing solidarity with halo82 and his pathetic and boring cause because my girlfreind told me to support him all of a sudden youact like a spurned lover?
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. of course she would say that... she's female and the sikkbone's current love intrest... of course Joe's eyes have only started to water for the greateness that ios the sikkbone. I'll send him an apologetic fruit basket. From us. a picture of Us naked with an apple between our genitals saying wish you were here? As I said... Poor Halotard. Left out in the cold for a woman and fantasies of me... Oh he won't be left in the cold. And what the sikk don't know won't hurt him, so if we could keep this between you and me...
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. If you tried hard enough you could have sex with at least three ugly girls a week. Yeah, and if you didn't try you could have sexy with a skinny communist druggy...every hour.
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Sikkbones can't stop fantasizing about the mighty JM. It'd be flattering if it wasn't so disturbing. He can't even try and make fuck with a "girl" without bringing me into it... wait.. you're the one all over my dick last week and now that a few freinds have shown up and i'm showing solidarity with halo82 and his pathetic and boring cause because my girlfreind told me to support him all of a sudden youact like a spurned lover? Pretty defensive, there. Did I hurt you by mentioning something you PM'd to me? Poor guy... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Sikkbones can't stop fantasizing about the mighty JM. It'd be flattering if it wasn't so disturbing. He can't even try and make fuck with a "girl" without bringing me into it... wait.. you're the one all over my dick last week and now that a few freinds have shown up and i'm showing solidarity with halo82 and his pathetic and boring cause because my girlfreind told me to support him all of a sudden youact like a spurned lover? Your girlfriend? Andy?
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Sikkbones can't stop fantasizing about the mighty JM. It'd be flattering if it wasn't so disturbing. He can't even try and make fuck with a "girl" without bringing me into it... wait.. you're the one all over my dick last week and now that a few freinds have shown up and i'm showing solidarity with halo82 and his pathetic and boring cause because my girlfreind told me to support him all of a sudden youact like a spurned lover? Pretty defensive, there. Did I hurt you by mentioning something you PM'd to me? Poor guy... Joe thinks everybody is defensive.
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. If you tried hard enough you could have sex with at least three ugly girls a week. Yeah, and if you didn't try you could have sexy with a skinny communist druggy...every hour. Not anymore. Damn commies got me arrested!
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. If you tried hard enough you could have sex with at least three ugly girls a week. Yeah, and if you didn't try you could have sexy with a skinny communist druggy...every hour. Not anymore. Damn commies got me arrested! Communist don't do drugs.
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Sikkbones can't stop fantasizing about the mighty JM. It'd be flattering if it wasn't so disturbing. He can't even try and make fuck with a "girl" without bringing me into it... wait.. you're the one all over my dick last week and now that a few freinds have shown up and i'm showing solidarity with halo82 and his pathetic and boring cause because my girlfreind told me to support him all of a sudden youact like a spurned lover? Your girlfriend? Andy? yellow blossum... can you explain it to halo or should i just send him the latest Video?
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Sikkbones can't stop fantasizing about the mighty JM. It'd be flattering if it wasn't so disturbing. He can't even try and make fuck with a "girl" without bringing me into it... wait.. you're the one all over my dick last week and now that a few freinds have shown up and i'm showing solidarity with halo82 and his pathetic and boring cause because my girlfreind told me to support him all of a sudden youact like a spurned lover? Your girlfriend? Andy? yellow blossum... can you explain it to halo or should i just send him the latest Video? Of course, kitten. See Halo, sikk and I are "involved." As of three minutes ago. Or something.
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See Halo, sikk and I are "involved." As of three minutes ago. Or something.
poor halo. hes gonna be so heartbroken...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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He'll be ok. I'm pretty sure sikk is cheating on me...with him.
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He'll be ok. I'm pretty sure sikk is cheating on me...with him. I am??
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It's ok. No judgment here.
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Communist don't do drugs. sincerely, california
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Why would anyone have to masturbate? Just go find someone to have sex with... That's easy for you to say. 
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I use an old sock, usually in bed with a titty movie on. I used to hump my mattress. Anyone else have weird masterbatory habits? OH...MY...GOB!!!!!!!!!!!! That's how I do it too but I picture you naked Rex...holding a dirty sock...Everybody get where I'm going with this? Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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He'll be ok. I'm pretty sure sikk is cheating on me...with him. i didnt want to be the first to tell you...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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He'll be ok. I'm pretty sure sikk is cheating on me...with him. i didnt want to be the first to tell you... It'll all be ok once I start raking in the blackmail money.
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William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet is an Academy Award-nominated 1996 American film and the 10th on-screen adaptation of William Shakespeare's romantic tragedy of the same name. It was directed by Australian Baz Luhrmann and stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes in the eponymous roles. The film is a modernization of Shakespeare's play, designed to appeal to a younger modern audience. The warring families (the Montagues and the Capulets) are represented as warring business empires and swords are replaced by guns. Despite the adaptation, the film retains Shakespeare's original dialogue, albeit edited down for modern cinema audiences.
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Romeo & Juliet
Dire Straits
A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade
Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it ?
Juliet says hey its romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack
Hes underneath the window shes singing hey la my boyfriends back
You shouldnt come around here singing up at people like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it ?
Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
And I bet and you exploded in my heart
And I forget the movie song
When you wanna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
Come up on differents streets they both were streets of shame
Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same
And I dreamed your dream for you and your dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals ?
Where you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything you promised me think and thin
Now you just says oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him
Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die
Theres a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
I cant do the talk like they talk on tv
And I cant do a love song like the way its meant to be
I cant do everything but Id do anything for you
I cant do anything except be in love with you
And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All do is keep the beat and bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie Id do the stars with you any time
Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above Ill love you till I die
Theres a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet ?
A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsus serenade
Laying everybody low with me a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it ?
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Wonder Boy content User a man's signature quote is inversely proportionate to his cock size
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The obsession continues!
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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He's just looking for tips.
(Get it? "Tips?" It's funny because "tips" can mean both "advice" and "the head of a penis." Wakka wakka!!!)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I miss Yellow Blossum.
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