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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I think it's the same thing. The Bat-Man dies, oh no, Final Crisis happens, he comes back as a New New God and saves the day. The End, universe over. Not a bad ending, I think.


I don't much care for either ending, especially as it involves Batman, who is supposed to have a bit more sheen or realism than other characters.

In the quashed ending, however, at least the concept was that the "Legends" of the DCU (the big three) were being elevated to godhood. It had more of a epic feeling to the idea. Just having Batman be elevated seems like they picked the wrong character and turned a potentially epic ending into a potentially goofy one.


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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
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That's what I like about Ultimate Marvel, the writers can pretty much do whatever they want.


enjoy it while it lasts, because rumor is it's gettin blowed up, too.


What?!?! Why? Ultimate Spidey is one of the few Marvel titles I read these days and it is consistently good. Why get rid of something that goood?


 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Think about it: why would they let both Superman and Bats have children at the same time? Because that universe is about to end and, in the meantime, DC wants to look risky by allowing stuff they had forbidden in the past. Betcha Barry Allen comes back right before Final Crisis. So The Bat-Man might as well die and be replaced by Alfred, cause that continuity ain't sticking around for too long.


So, let me get this straight: Marvel is getting rid of the Ultimate universe because...?

And DC is going to do another crisis? Again: why?

Seriously, I don't read most comic related sites, so this thread is the first I'm hearing about this. Basically, it sounds like DC is planning to retcon the shit out of everything down the line so they might as well fuck with it now.... but is the plan for them to reboot the DCU the way they did with the first crisis? Does anyone know?



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What?!?! Why? Ultimate Spidey is one of the few Marvel titles I read these days and it is consistently good. Why get rid of something that goood?


Because Marvel hates Spider-Man. Look at everything they've done to him over the last couple years. JMS, the third movie and just about every non-Ultimate comic has been complete crap.


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin


So, let me get this straight: Marvel is getting rid of the Ultimate universe because...?


My prediction: they are getting rid of the Ultimate Universe because they are going to reboot the "main" Marvel Earth (616 or whatever) and it will end up looking so much like the Ultimate U that it makes no sense to keep both lines.

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
And DC is going to do another crisis? Again: why?


The whole reboot thing is just speculation on my part. Whatever happens, it all depends on how it's done. I wouldn't mind a new reboot at all if it was done right.


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Why can't they just hire good creators who do good stories?


Because that makes too much sense.




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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
And DC is going to do another crisis? Again: why?


The whole reboot thing is just speculation on my part.


Ah. Ok then.



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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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And DC is going to do another crisis? Again: why?


The whole reboot thing is just speculation on my part.


Ah. Ok then.


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 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
:we've had 3 or 4 Legions

One was one too many!

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Dan Didio said in a recent panel that the idea of Bats as a New God was a stupid. Still no indication if they're gonna do it or not.


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he did say it was "a bad idea" but he never denied that they were doing it, apparently. just look at all the other bad ideas they've been doing. . .

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Pretty defensive there, Elliot.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Pretty defensive there, Elliot.




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I can now tell you that the new Batman will be designed by Alex Ross and will see Jason Todd under the cowl.

Poor Dick Grayson. Don't you hate it when someone junior to you is promoted above your head?

This is all part of a cross-continuity, longform story by Grant Morrison and in terms of structure bears similarity to his “New X-Men,” but on a far wider scale. It sounds rather good.



how much did DC pay him to say that "it sounds good?"

yeah, totally original idea and nothing like that book Marvel puts out. . .what's it called again? Commander USA? . . .something like that. . .

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yeah, totally original idea and nothing like that book Marvel puts out. . .what's it called again? Commander USA? . . .something like that. . .


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[quote=Grimm]
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I can now tell you that the new Batman will be designed by Alex Ross and will see Jason Todd under the cowl.

Poor Dick Grayson. Don't you hate it when someone junior to you is promoted above your head?




wait, what is this? Honestly, just based on the stuff I read here, I cannot keep up with the retarded shit DC seems to be doing. So, is this true? Jason Todd is going to wear the cowl?



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Rumours, baby. Rumours.


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[quote=Grimm]
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I can now tell you that the new Batman will be designed by Alex Ross and will see Jason Todd under the cowl.

Poor Dick Grayson. Don't you hate it when someone junior to you is promoted above your head?




wait, what is this? Honestly, just based on the stuff I read here, I cannot keep up with the retarded shit DC seems to be doing. So, is this true? Jason Todd is going to wear the cowl?



http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/?column=13

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Rumours, baby. Rumours.


You called me "baby"!



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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
[quote=Grimm]
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I can now tell you that the new Batman will be designed by Alex Ross and will see Jason Todd under the cowl.

Poor Dick Grayson. Don't you hate it when someone junior to you is promoted above your head?




wait, what is this? Honestly, just based on the stuff I read here, I cannot keep up with the retarded shit DC seems to be doing. So, is this true? Jason Todd is going to wear the cowl?



http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/?column=13


Oye.



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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Rumours, baby. Rumours.


You called me "baby"!



Sorry, toots.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Rumours, baby. Rumours.


You called me "baby"!



Sorry, toots.


Silly Myx. I didn't realize that my meaning would get lost in translation. Maybe I shoulda used the heart eyes just to be clearer.



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Silly Myx. I didn't realize that my meaning would get lost in translation. Maybe I shoulda used the heart eyes just to be clearer.


Heart eyes? That sounds like a dangerous disease, Harley. You should see an eye doctor!


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Silly Myx. I didn't realize that my meaning would get lost in translation. Maybe I shoulda used the heart eyes just to be clearer.


 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Heart eyes? That sounds like a dangerous disease, Harley. You should see an eye doctor!


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I own this one. Bought it at SDCC '05. I bought a grip of shit comics like that so I could frame them and have a wall of shame to laugh at.

I also got a copy of the Superman comic that "explains" why people don't see that Clark = Superman (the "Super-Hypnotism" theory. and his glasses, made of the indestructible window of his rocket that shattered into conveniently round shapes upon his crash-landing on Earth).


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how long before Grant Morrison brings back the Bat-Baby story?

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