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Am I the only one who sees how one sided this would be. I mean, really, which one do you think has the most symptoms of a man on the verge of going berserk with rage? I've always said that rex would be scary in a fight. He's a pretty big guy and he's got that whole " retard strength" thing going for him. I think poor old snarf would end up getting "sling bladed". Is that why rex never got a puppy as a kid?
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Listen, I've worked hard to gain a "career". No doubt. But, god, there are times when I just want to lay on the couch, smoke weed, and watch television until 4am... -Prometheus
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smile. have fun. its good for you! puts hair on your chest. -Rob
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A chicken and an egg are sitting at a bar having drinks.
After a few hours a drunken patron named rex approaches them.
“So, who came first?” he says, grinning at his cleverness.
The egg glances at the chicken, then turns to the drunk and says, “Your mother.”
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Snarf walks into a bar and starts fucking his sister.
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Rex and Snarf walk into a men's room. Rex gives Snarf 3/4 of a blowjob while jerking into a sock. Some gangbangers walk in and shoot them both. No jury convicts them.
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joe mama walks into a crispy cream. Crispy cream goes out of business.
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rex walks into a bar. He says "Ow."
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rex, I realize that the world of work is an alien concept to you, but wouldn't Joe Mama's presence at a Krispy Kreme mean unprecedented success?
Generally, a business fails when people don't buy a product, not when a customer buys out the store.
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Now, if Joe walked into an all you can eat buffet, that's funny!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Exactly. rex came close to an actual joke but never quite closed the deal.
Sort of like you and a sexual encounter.
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rex, I realize that the world of work is an alien concept to you, but wouldn't Joe Mama's presence at a Krispy Kreme mean unprecedented success?
Generally, a business fails when people don't buy a product, not when a customer buys out the store. Tis true, though I don't imagine people eating doughnuts from there after he's slept naked on the belt and bathed in the glaze.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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joe mama walks into a crispy cream. Crispy cream goes out of business. rex, I realize that the world of work is an alien concept to you, but wouldn't Joe Mama's presence at a Krispy Kreme mean unprecedented success?
Generally, a business fails when people don't buy a product, not when a customer buys out the store. Thank you, G-Man. Once again, Rex succeeds in failing. Now, if Joe walked into an all you can eat buffet, that's funny! And, once again, Snarf succeeds where Rex fails, making Rex look even dumber by comparison.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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rex, I realize that the world of work is an alien concept to you, but wouldn't Joe Mama's presence at a Krispy Kreme mean unprecedented success?
Generally, a business fails when people don't buy a product, not when a customer buys out the store. Tis true, though I don't imagine people eating doughnuts from there after he's slept naked on the belt and bathed in the glaze. The trick is to not let anyone see you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe did the trick by lying still and doing his best impression of a parked cab.
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Shit. 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Bunny walked out covered in donut glaze and everyone just thought it was a normal day.
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ass.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You know who loves you, Bunny.
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Jesus loves you, sneaky. And don't forget that.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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And, by "Jesus" he's referring to the Mexican immigrant down at the docks.
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G-man, why do you have to be so ethno-negative?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Jesus loves you, sneaky. And don't forget that. It's everyone else that thinks she's an asshole...I read it on a bumper sticker! No, wait, it was Rex...
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G-man, why do you have to be so ethno-negative? Doc, why do YOU think that sneaky being loved by an immigrant is "negative"? Physician, heal thyself....
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Doc, while do YOU think that sneaky being loved by an immigrant is "negative"? I have no idea. Mostly because I can't understand the question.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Jesus loves you, sneaky. And don't forget that. It's everyone else that thinks she's an asshole...I read it on a bumper sticker! No, wait, it was Rex... I'm just saying that Jesus loved the whores. It's in the Bible.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Jesus loves you, sneaky. And don't forget that. It's everyone else that thinks she's an asshole...I read it on a bumper sticker! No, wait, it was Rex... I'm just saying that Jesus loved the whores. It's in the Bible. Oh. Then it must be true.  <--- gratuitous
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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