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Associated Press

  • Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, tells OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

    "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

    Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit.

    "As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody," she says. "Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

    Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine says.

    "She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears says. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

    Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, says: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

    She says her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of the popular Nickelodeon series "Zoey 101," has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

    Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."

    The third season of "Zoey 101" wraps up Jan. 4.

    "I haven't spoken to (Nickelodeon) personally, but they have always been so great to me over the past years and have given me so many opportunities."

    What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex?

    "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she says. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."


Yeesh. Just when you think this family couldn't get MORE trailer trashy....

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Jamie Lynn was in her gynecologist's office when she got the news and asked, "Are you sure it's mine?"


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Bet it's Federline's! He'll knock up momma Spears next.


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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
Bet it's Federline's! He'll knock up momma Spears next.


oh, he's going for hattrick you say?




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It's her 19-year old boyfriend's.

I don't know that this is "trailer park trashy." A lot of girls from all walks of life get pregnant before they should. Definitely not defending her, but it does happen.

What I definitely fault her for is her response. She's an icon in the eyes of a lot of young girls out there. She should have immediately run the media circuit, working to become the poster child for the error of underaged sex.

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 Originally Posted By: Jason E. Perkins
I don't know that this is "trailer park trashy." A lot of girls from all walks of life get pregnant before they should. Definitely not defending her, but it does happen.


True. However, I think this latest incident needs to be taken in context with the entire history of this family including, of course, Britney. That's why I mentioned trailer trash. This is just one more example of how screwed up this family is.

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
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"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."



This reminds me of a scene from "Casablanca."

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: Rick, I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
(a croupier hands Renault a pile of money)
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh yes, thank you very much. Everybody out at once!


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
Associated Press

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."



This reminds me of a scene from "Casablanca."

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: Rick, I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
(a croupier hands Renault a pile of money)
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh yes, thank you very much. Everybody out at once!



my favorite scene...


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Babies having babies because they were cautious in everything except passing biology. This is news? What a waste of internet space.

Triforce help me, I'll lose all my sleep tonight wondering who or what taught her to act this way. Forget the entrance to level seven, that can wait. {sarcasm}


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 Originally Posted By: Hyrule's Handsome Hero, Link
Babies having babies because they were cautious in everything except passing biology. This is news? What a waste of internet space.



Are you a member of her fan club?


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Did Jamie Lynn's Boyfriend Break the Law?
  • The Internet is abuzz with the question du jour: Since Jamie Lynn is 16 years old, does that make her a victim of statutory rape?

    If Casey is indeed the dad-to-be, and the blessed event took place in Jamie Lynn's home state of Louisiana, then the act could be classified as a "Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile," defined as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17."

    If Casey were tried and found guilty, he could face a maximum possible term of 10 years imprisonment, possibly with hard labor.

    Casey could still be in trouble if the couple did the deed in the Golden State, where Spears resides while filming her Nickelodeon show "Zoey 101."

    "It states clearly in the Californian Penal Code that any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor (under 18) who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor and faces up to one year in a county jail," said criminal defense attorney Jim Hammer.

    “But if Aldridge is actually more than three years older, he could be up for a felony, which carries a maximum three years in prison.”

    According to the code, "unlawful sexual intercourse" is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor.

    “Police can openly investigate the case, but the biggest challenge would be to determine [in] what state the act actually took place,” Hammer said.

    However, criminal defense lawyer Christopher Darden says charges are unlikely.

    “The father of the child may have committed a criminal offense or misdemeanor by having unlawful sex with a minor,” said Darden. “But unless the complaint is filed from the minor’s parent, it is unlikely that this will be taken further.”

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She's pretty, for sure.
The textbook definition of jailbait. I'm sure there's no shortage of guys who've thought about making a sperm donation to her.

But even when I was 19 or 20, I turned down a lot of 17-year-old action, because I wasn't sure where the law stood. If this guy's 19, he's an idiot, boning a 16 year old girl. And compounding his stupidity exponentially, by not taking all precautions and getting her pregnant. The girl's Britney Spears' sister, did he think no one would notice?

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 Originally Posted By: Holden McGroin


But even when I was 19 or 20, I turned down a lot of 17-year-old action, because I wasn't sure where the law stood.


Yeah wondy, I bet you had plenty of ass when you were 19.

She was of the age of consent. Maybe if you did a little research you wouldn't sound like a complete tard all the time.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Holden McGroin


But even when I was 19 or 20, I turned down a lot of 17-year-old action, because I wasn't sure where the law stood.


Yeah wondy, I bet you had plenty of ass when you were 19.

She was of the age of consent. Maybe if you did a little research you wouldn't sound like a complete tard all the time.



 Originally Posted By: G-man, quoting article

If Casey is indeed the dad-to-be, and the blessed event took place in Jamie Lynn's home state of Louisiana, then the act could be classified as a "Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile," defined as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17."


You were saying something about not knowing the facts and looking like a tard, rex?

You're the one who apparently can't read.



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dont worry holden. weve come to expect looking like, sounding like and acting like a tard from rex...


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Yeah wondy, I bet you had plenty of ass when you were 19.


...says the guy still jacking it into a sock at thirty....

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
Did Jamie Lynn's Boyfriend Break the Law?
  • The Internet is abuzz with the question du jour: Since Jamie Lynn is 16 years old, does that make her a victim of statutory rape?

    If Casey is indeed the dad-to-be, and the blessed event took place in Jamie Lynn's home state of Louisiana, then the act could be classified as a "Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile," defined as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17."

    If Casey were tried and found guilty, he could face a maximum possible term of 10 years imprisonment, possibly with hard labor.

    Casey could still be in trouble if the couple did the deed in the Golden State, where Spears resides while filming her Nickelodeon show "Zoey 101."

    "It states clearly in the Californian Penal Code that any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor (under 18) who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor and faces up to one year in a county jail," said criminal defense attorney Jim Hammer.

    “But if Aldridge is actually more than three years older, he could be up for a felony, which carries a maximum three years in prison.”

    According to the code, "unlawful sexual intercourse" is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor.

    “Police can openly investigate the case, but the biggest challenge would be to determine [in] what state the act actually took place,” Hammer said.

    However, criminal defense lawyer Christopher Darden says charges are unlikely.

    “The father of the child may have committed a criminal offense or misdemeanor by having unlawful sex with a minor,” said Darden. “But unless the complaint is filed from the minor’s parent, it is unlikely that this will be taken further.”
Every night he would be yelling from his jail cell" I'D DO IT AGAIN!"

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 Originally Posted By: Holden McGroin






She's pretty, for sure.
The textbook definition of jailbait. I'm sure there's no shortage of guys who've thought about making a sperm donation to her.

But even when I was 19 or 20, I turned down a lot of 17-year-old action, because I wasn't sure where the law stood. If this guy's 19, he's an idiot, boning a 16 year old girl. And compounding his stupidity exponentially, by not taking all precautions and getting her pregnant. The girl's Britney Spears' sister, did he think no one would notice?


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
Did Jamie Lynn's Boyfriend Break the Law?
  • The Internet is abuzz with the question du jour: Since Jamie Lynn is 16 years old, does that make her a victim of statutory rape?

    If Casey is indeed the dad-to-be, and the blessed event took place in Jamie Lynn's home state of Louisiana, then the act could be classified as a "Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile," defined as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17."

    If Casey were tried and found guilty, he could face a maximum possible term of 10 years imprisonment, possibly with hard labor.

    Casey could still be in trouble if the couple did the deed in the Golden State, where Spears resides while filming her Nickelodeon show "Zoey 101."

    "It states clearly in the Californian Penal Code that any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor (under 18) who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor and faces up to one year in a county jail," said criminal defense attorney Jim Hammer.

    “But if Aldridge is actually more than three years older, he could be up for a felony, which carries a maximum three years in prison.”

    According to the code, "unlawful sexual intercourse" is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor.

    “Police can openly investigate the case, but the biggest challenge would be to determine [in] what state the act actually took place,” Hammer said.

    However, criminal defense lawyer Christopher Darden says charges are unlikely.

    “The father of the child may have committed a criminal offense or misdemeanor by having unlawful sex with a minor,” said Darden. “But unless the complaint is filed from the minor’s parent, it is unlikely that this will be taken further.”

The last sentence is what my girlfriend pointed out when I asked the same question. The girl's mother has to press charges.

And that's BULLSHIT!

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I thought Christopher Darden was dead...


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the guy should have fucked her in the ass and he wouldn't of had these problems......I'm just saying.

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I bet she's wishing that she would have taken it in the mouth right about now...


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