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Prometheus #905154 2008-01-05 3:51 AM
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Listen, I've worked hard to gain a "career". No doubt. But, god, there are times when I just want to lay on the couch, smoke weed, and watch television until 4am... -Prometheus

I would like to thank my fathers and my mothers but most specially my parents Son of Mxy

smile. have fun. its good for you! puts hair on your chest. -Rob

Smoking money makes you stupid.-MisterJLA

"wait, this doesn't make sense... when will you not be gay?"-Rob to pjp

"Dead people can be such attention whores!"-MisterJLA

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Fuck off!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Superduck or me, slutpuppy?

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I don't get it. What did Jerry do to Uschi to cause her to invest so much time in him? Is this a serious feud? Or is this just a rex-ish reaction of boredom on Uschi's part?


To hear it from Uschi, she just hates me.

I tried to get her to see how irrational her hatred of me is, but, to no avail.

She just laughed.

But, as I have told her, she will have to do horrible things to me in the real world, and not in cyber space, to really get to me.

But it's okay!

Because everyone loves Uschi!


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Hrm. Sounds silly all the way around...

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Reminds me of how rex reacts to you, as well...

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but uschi has tits.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And they're the same size as rex's...

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and just as hairy!

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but its purple.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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who are we to judge reax's nipple hair color?

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
but its purple.


No, that's my nads on your chest, sweety...

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Hrm. Sounds silly all the way around...


Correct - O - Mundo!


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but its purple.


No, that's my nads on your chest, sweety...

Devon!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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but its purple.


No, that's my nads on your chest, sweety...

Devon!



shhhhh. . .get back in the puddin. . .


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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but its purple.


No, that's my nads on your chest, sweety...

Devon!


Saucy!

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Reminds me of how rex reacts to you, as well...


Well rex is repressing homosexual tendencies.

Also, I'm humping his Mom.

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
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Reminds me of how rex reacts to you, as well...


Well rex is repressing homosexual tendencies.


and Uschi's not?

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Also, I'm humping his Mom.


and Uschi's not?

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I don't get it. What did Jerry do to Uschi to cause her to invest so much time in him? Is this a serious feud? Or is this just a rex-ish reaction of boredom on Uschi's part?


I've never liked beardguy and have long expressed my frustration at his mod status disabling my "ignore" status for his assinine posts that bore the shit out of me. So today I woke up and had an extremely successful jerk-off and stayed in bed for a while and got up and drew some pictures and drank hot cocoa and decided, "hey, Nowhrereman's right. Nobody HAS been abusing their mod powers!" and decided right then to edit every post beardguy made in that forum. Because, frankly, I really can't stand him so I have no compunction against disrespecting or frustrating him in any way. In the end I remembered how pissed I got when MisterJLA did that to my posts for FNB back in the day, had a good laugh, and posted that I hoped it hurt beardguy's feelings.


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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Reminds me of how rex reacts to you, as well...


Well rex is repressing homosexual tendencies.


and Uschi's not?


I don't repress, I embrace!

no, strike that. I can't be homosexual if I'm a hermaphrodite... I'm straight no matter who I fuck.


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can't argue with logic like that.

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I don't get it. What did Jerry do to Uschi to cause her to invest so much time in him? Is this a serious feud? Or is this just a rex-ish reaction of boredom on Uschi's part?


He stole her wallet.

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Ashley, you have big problems with anger and self esteem

all you are doing is proving how right I am, with each deletion, and each insult

You are too young to have such animosity towards another


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And you're too old to be 50. You look 80 at least. Mother of god, why aren't you DEAD yet?


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
And you're too old to be 50. You look 80 at least. Mother of god, why aren't you DEAD yet?


You really have no idea how immature, hateful, and self absorbed you sound, do you?


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This isn't gonna end well is it?

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This isn't gonna end well is it?


Uschi is a troubled girl. I actually believe that, if given the opportunity, she would kill me, as in mortuary city.

She isn't even aware of how terribly she is behaving, or how badly it makes her look.

Being hateful is not cool. It only gives momentary pleasure because we are taking our unhappiness and anger out on another. This is referred to as "Scapegoating."

Hitler did this on a massive scale to the jews and to many others, as well.

They say that, when we hate others, it is because we actually hate ourselves.

I hope she isn't going through some big crisis...
Because it sounds like meltdown time to me.


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 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57

Uschi is a troubled girl. I actually believe that, if given the opportunity, she would kill me, as in mortuary city.


NO WAY! That's awesome!

Man... you're really dense, aren't you? This are internets. I am no like you. That um no mean I killer masheene. Learn the fuck up or fuck the hell out of here. Go back to your Beard-Jerkers.com love fest.


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AMEN!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57

Uschi is a troubled girl. I actually believe that, if given the opportunity, she would kill me, as in mortuary city.


NO WAY! That's awesome!

Man... you're really dense, aren't you? This are internets. I am no like you. That um no mean I killer masheene. Learn the fuck up or fuck the hell out of here. Go back to your Beard-Jerkers.com love fest.


All I have your words to go by, Ashley.

And your actions in here.

You ruined a thread that took me 18 months to build. That was no practical joke.

It was hate. Bigtime hate.

You can deny it all you want.

It won't make your issues go away.

I am praying that you find the peace you seek.


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wow w hat pregnant dog whining.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I gotta fuck with you more often! This is WAY more entertaining than your normal shit!

hee hee hee.. mercy.


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Call me Carol again!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I gotta fuck with you more often! This is WAY more entertaining than your normal shit!

hee hee hee.. mercy.


I thought you hated me?

All doing this kiddie crap is gona do is get me to post more

and more

and more

in response


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Oh I *DO* hate you! Not kidding there.


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Oh I *DO* hate you! Not kidding there.


and that hate is going to hurt you more than anyone else.


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yeah, well... you're right. I've been in such a good mood, I'm having trouble sleeping.


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HAH!


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Well, that or because I slept until, like 3pm today.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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