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I'll wait until it premieres on Starz in August...
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It looks funny enough; I, too, will watch it when it comes to cable.
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How can any of you think this is good? Its bad middle school humor put on film. No one should have to pay for this shit.
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Yeah, this sort of humor is below me. And you know what else is below me?
UR MOM!!!!!!!!LOL
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Would you spend ten dollars to watch me tell your mom jokes?
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Looks amusing enough to put on the list.
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I don't mind parodies and spoofs; but this shit is ridiculous. It relies way too much on specifics of movies rather than on overall styles of films. It's outdated soon after it hits the theaters.
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This is another one of those things that should be a SNL or Mad TV sketch, not a two hour movie.
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For the price of going to see this movie in theaters, I could get a subscription to Mad Magazine and get basically the same kind of jokes.
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eh, looks like shit to me...
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"THIS IS 'MEET THE SPARTANS!'"
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I didn't say it was good. just sorta funnish. Just find the britney part amuzing but I wouldnt pay to go see it.
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I would pay to see it...with Butter or Stareena or Bunny or Harley. It's been a long time since I had make-outs in the back of a theater.  Past that, no money for this movie.
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Makeout?
More like blowjob. AT LEAST.
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Makeout?
More like blowjob. AT LEAST. See? This is why all the ladies say you're a "quick li'l bunny." Instead of taking things at a normal pace, you're jamming the ladies' heads into your lap! That's no way to go about business! Make-outs, AND THEN blowjobs! Ladies love that romantic, take-your-time, crap...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Mothefucka, it's not like I don't slow things down and smooth things out BEFORE the theatre! I buy them dinner and pretend to listen to them talk. Sometimes it takes about an hour and a half... two hours. Add a pity story of my own and BAM!
Knob slobbering while Hitman plays. Why that movie? A near-empty theatre makes her less self-conscious about her sloppy sounds.
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or put ur penis in the popcorn bucket trick.
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great moments in hookup history...
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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or put ur penis in the popcorn bucket trick. I'm seriously gonna do that one day, very soon. Probably while I'm in Detroit. "What baby? This is how we do in Cali!"
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never forget the butter...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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"What baby? This is how we do in Cali!"
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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