Stupid Doog: You played a relatively low-key roll in the death of my partner. You think that this makes you immune from the repercussions? You fuck! I will rape you with the hind quarters of the possum that I found dead on the side of I 19. I am going to deliver you to the ER of most expensive hospital in your local area, with it’s back legs dangling from your stretched-out anus.
Think about the next time you stand on the sidelines, while an innocent man is killed and another innocent man is framed for the murder of the first innocent man. If I can count, and I have no reason to believe that I can’t, that’s the lives of three innocent men you’ve ruined with your meek, apathetic bullshit. Now bend over and ready yourself for a dose of vigilante justice. And tell your gay lover that I’m gunning for his ass next
NEXT ON THE REVENGER: I Knew Yo’ Mama
Framed for the murder of his partner by Dick Cheney and some other dudes, The Revenger now roams the badlands - a lone fugitive from the law - seeking vengeance and inexperienced bi-curious men, between the ages of 18-25, for fun with no strings attached.
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