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Vickie Lynn Marshall (November 28, 1967 – February 8, 2007), better known under the stage name of Anna Nicole Smith, was an American model and television personality. She first gained popularity in Playboy, becoming the 1993 Playmate of the Year. She modeled for clothing companies, including Guess jeans. She starred in her own reality TV show, The Anna Nicole Show.Born and raised in Texas, Smith dropped out of high school and first married at the age of 17. Her highly publicized marriage to oil business executive and billionaire J. Howard Marshall, 63 years her senior, resulted in speculation that she married the octogenarian for his money, which she denied. Following his death, she began a lengthy legal battle over a share of his estate; her case, Marshall v. Marshall, reached the U.S. Supreme Court on a question of federal jurisdiction. In the months before her death, she was the focus of renewed press coverage surrounding the death of her son, Daniel Smith.


Marilyn Monroe (born Norma Jeane Mortenson June 1, 1926 – August 5, 1962), was a Golden Globe award winning American actress, model, Hollywood icon, and sex symbol. She was known for her comedic skills and screen presence. Monroe became one of the most popular movie stars of the 1950s and early 1960s. During the later stages of her career, she worked towards serious roles and her fame surpassed that of any other entertainer of her time.Her premature death was classified as a "probable suicide." Many individuals including Jack Clemmons, the first LAPD Police officer to arrive at the death scene[6] believed that she was murdered. She is the only woman on the Forbes top earning dead celebrities list.

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Anna was hot but she was just a Marilyn wannabe right down to her demise. have to go with the original here.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
Anna was hot but she was just a Marilyn wannabe right down to her demise. have to go with the original here.



yup. Exactly what I was gonna say along with Marilyn didn't have plastic surgery and didn't have sex with her son.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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Anna was hot but she was just a Marilyn wannabe right down to her demise. have to go with the original here.



yup. Exactly what I was gonna say along with Marilyn didn't have plastic surgery and didn't have sex with her son.


Don't wanna be accused of an Oedipus Complex, I gather.

Marilyn, for the same reasons Grimm already said. Plus I think, with my accent, I could pull it off.


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With her mum?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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With her mum, Rex' mum, any mum.


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anna was very, very hot up until she ate a watermelon stand and then spoke a lot on the teevee, and now i can't ever shake that image out of my head.

so marilyn wins, a lot.


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 Originally Posted By: URG

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Are you fuckin' kidding me? This is no contest. Marilyn was a total bombshell. Anna was just a trainwreck.

Urg, I loves you and your cave, but this should've been between Marilyn and Betty Page. Now, that would've been a contest.



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Urg has gotten sloppy.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I wanna get sloppy on Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Harley, Bunny, and even Uschi.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
marilyn wins, a lot.

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 Originally Posted By: Jason E. Perkins
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marilyn wins, a lot.

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These should be the pics up top:



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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Are you fuckin' kidding me? This is no contest. Marilyn was a total bombshell. Anna was just a trainwreck.

Urg, I loves you and your cave, but this should've been between Marilyn and Betty Page. Now, that would've been a contest.


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: URG

Marilyn


Anna

Pick a babe or pick Gman



Are you fuckin' kidding me? This is no contest. Marilyn was a total bombshell. Anna was just a trainwreck.

Urg, I loves you and your cave, but this should've been between Marilyn and Betty Page. Now, that would've been a contest.
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: URG

Marilyn


Anna

Pick a babe or pick Gman



Are you fuckin' kidding me? This is no contest. Marilyn was a total bombshell. Anna was just a trainwreck.

Urg, I loves you and your cave, but this should've been between Marilyn and Betty Page. Now, that would've been a contest.


At first I agreed with Harley. However, as has been pointed out in another thread, Bette Page isn't dead.

Harley, I think you now have no choice but to switch your vote to "G-man."


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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: URG

Marilyn


Anna

Pick a babe or pick Gman



Are you fuckin' kidding me? This is no contest. Marilyn was a total bombshell. Anna was just a trainwreck.

Urg, I loves you and your cave, but this should've been between Marilyn and Betty Page. Now, that would've been a contest.


At first I agreed with Harley. However, as has been pointed out in another thread, Bette Page isn't dead.

Harley, I think you now have no choice but to switch your vote to "G-man."



So, its G-Man vs Marilyn? ;\)



I didn't see the "dead" part - I swear! And I still say that a fair contest would be had between Marilyn and Bettie! They were both teh sexiness in their day!



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vs.









I rest my case.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

So, its G-Man vs Marilyn?


I was always one of the choices, counsellor (URG: "Pick one or pick Gman"). Ms Page wasn't. However, you obviously prefer to vote for a living person (see, e.g., your prior support for Ms Page). Therefore, I think that you have no choice but to choose the "G" option.

Case closed.

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Good Lord - I am completely doped up on Nyquil today (stoopid cold ) ...I didn't see choice #3 either...

I dig your argument, though... ;\)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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URG picked Gee man 'cause he am political and Marlyn am humped every one in the Kennedy family. So that am the two degree of separation thingie there.

Also so Rob,Klinton and Beardguy would have someone to choose.

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Good Lord - I am completely doped up on Nyquil today (stoopid cold ) ...I didn't see choice #3 either...

I dig your argument, though... ;\)





And she's under the influence of over the counter meds....

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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
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Marilyn



Anna


Anna wins.


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