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http://ns4w.org/lindsay-lohan-recreates-nude-marilyn-monroe-photoshoot/

she's still got great jugs, but christ does her freckle allotment look like a disease.


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I...dunno...I kinda like a lot of freckles.

I'm more concerned about the fact that she's, what, twenty-three and her body and face are starting to look about thirty six (a pretty hot thirty six, but still thirty six). Talk about having been ridden hard and hung out to dry wet.

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I'd like to ride her hard and hang her out to dry. But my wife wouldn't like that. Especially the riding her hard part.


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she's really fucked up her body

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I'd fuck up her body!

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twice!


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Those am some nice titties! Lots of good eatin there!


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I honestly never got why everyone was so crazy about her. She always looked like a L.I. soccer mom to me. Meh.

Oh, and she is nowhere near as hot as Marilyn was.



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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
She always looked like a L.I. soccer mom to me.



I don't see what the problem is...?


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
I...dunno...I kinda like a lot of freckles.

I'm more concerned about the fact that she's, what, twenty-three and her body and face are starting to look about thirty six (a pretty hot thirty six, but still thirty six). Talk about having been ridden hard and hung out to dry wet.

I think she's only 20 and I gotta go with Rob ont eh freckles.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I was disapointed. Shes younger than me and her boobs already look a lil sagging and well no hips no nothing. Pretty boring and the wig also didn't look right on her.


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I like titties that sag a bit--nice and weighty.

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 Originally Posted By: Jason E. Perkins
I like titties that sag a bit--nice and weighty.


Agreed. I likes 'em about the size of softballs and hanging low just enough so that you know they're real...prolly how I imagine Harley's boobies to be.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
 Originally Posted By: Jason E. Perkins
I like titties that sag a bit--nice and weighty.


Agreed. I likes 'em about the size of softballs and hanging low just enough so that you know they're real...prolly how I imagine Rob's boobies to be.

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nowie, something is wrong with your quote function!


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Sure droopy, sure!

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well, geebus, stop staring at my braless chest you fucking gaylord!


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I'm not staring, thats the reflection of your tits in a mirror!

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hahah your face looks like saggy man tits


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rob want's teh m@nc0ck!!!11!!!1!!!


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
hahah your face looks like saggy man tits

Your face looks like Elsias cock!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
I'm not staring, thats the reflection of your tits in a mirror!


So Rob's real last name is Liefeld?

Not the mental Image I'd have expected.


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
hahah your face looks like saggy man tits

Your face looks like Elsias cock!


oh thats why you're always trying to kiss me!


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 Originally Posted By: notwedge
rob want's teh m@nc0ck!!!11!!!1!!!


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
I'm not staring, thats the reflection of your tits in a mirror!


So Rob's real last name is Liefeld?

Not the mental Image I'd have expected.


ugh. alts.


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I think I'm one of Mxy's alts. It's hard to keep track.


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GodDAMMit, BSAMS. I just had dinner.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I'm Mxy's son!


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: notwedge
rob want's teh m@nc0ck!!!11!!!1!!!


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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
I'm not staring, thats the reflection of your tits in a mirror!


So Rob's real last name is Liefeld?

Not the mental Image I'd have expected.


ugh. alts.


What can I say? Alts are an ugh-ly reality of any MB.

Of course, you can always out my alter-ego to put an end to my fun, but I don't think you'll do that.


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Carry on Mxys wayward son!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts



fucking photobucket has no taste!

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
I...dunno...I kinda like a lot of freckles.

I'm more concerned about the fact that she's, what, twenty-three and her body and face are starting to look about thirty six (a pretty hot thirty six, but still thirty six). Talk about having been ridden hard and hung out to dry wet.


Wow. Forget 36. She's starting to look like she's pushing 50.



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 Originally Posted By: Jason E. Perkins
I like titties that sag a bit--nice and weighty.

I agree with me.

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