RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling WWE Backlash '08

Well,I suppose the next PPV is living up to it's name so far.Last night on Raw,Regal made the WWE Championship match of Orton vs. JBL.HHH comes out and said that JBL has been retired for two years and his only accomplishment since was to beat up a midget.Regal made a handicap match for HHH vs. Orton and JBL.HHH won,so now it's another triple threat match......but wait,out comes Cena saying he didn't really lose at Wrestlemania so make it a fatal 4-way match.Regal then has Cena face HHH and JBL.Cena wins(rather stupidly if I might add),and it's on.

Next match to come up is a given,as Batista takes issue with Shawn Michaels for beating Flair at WM XXIV on Jericho's Highlight Reel segment.Batista sets himself up to be the heel in this match,and there we go.I'd speculate that Flair might get involved someway for this one but I don't know in what capacity.

More to follow as more shit matches are signed.

Oh, my God! Why would Ric Flair work so early in his retirement like Michael Jordan? Because this is the WWE.

And, like, every Backlash kills the impact of Wrestlemania by listing nothing but rematches.

Meanwhile on TNA, Scott Steiner has decided to cash in his own suitcase and challenge the winner of the Lockdown main event at Sacrifice, and has said "Neither of you can beat me on your best day, so I'm giving you a month to prepare and face ME!" I hope Edge is paying attention! *jumps up and down*

The joke is, Cenas "promo" made no sense.
HHH's did!

HHH pointed out that Orton hadnt actually defeated him at WM, as it was Cena who was pinned.
This you could say, is a fair reason for a rematch.

But when Cena came out, he starts going on about how he has beaten all of them at different pay per views over the years, so he deserves another shot.

Eh?
How the fuck does something you did years ago have any bearing on the present situation?

You might as well have The Hurricane pop up and say he deserves to be in the match cause he beat HHH years ago.

They really were reaching when it came to Cena's reasoning.
Pathetic really.

Jesus, if yer gonna make it a four way, both Matt Hardy and Jericho have more reason to be in the match than Cena!

This is the greatest RAW review ever!

2,000 points!

More shit matches signed.
Watching Smackdown last night was painful.At Backlash,Undertaker vs. Edge.....again.I suppose so Edge will get the belt back.More Batista vs. Shawn Michaels heat.No clear fan favorite but Smackdown viewers love Shatista so he still got big pop when he came out but so did Michaels as opposed to Raw when Shatista got booed heavily.Big Show vs. Not-so-Great Khali at the PPV after Khali gave Show a chicken and a goat as peace offering and Show punched him.Show seems to be the favored one here but I dunno,Khali was being the nice guy in that segment so who knows. Also we find out that Jim "the Anvil" Niedhart's daughter Natalia is the latest WWE Diva on Smackdown.Maybe she'll bring some legit to the Women's division.Seems to be setting up a feud with Michelle McCool.Cherry looks to be going on with out the tag team of Douche and Duplo as a fan favorite.She wasn't on the show last night,but she sided with Michelle against Victoria last week.She's hot,I like her the best.More Matt Hardy/MVP heat after Hardy defeated Chuck Palumbo in a decent match.

Let's see.....Taker faced Festus in the main event.Pretty good match.Festus gave a good showing and wouldn't tap out during Taker's latest new hold that makes 'em bleed,but noone seemed to be into the match too much at the end.

Some Russian guy comes out and beats up a no-name jobber.Noone gave a shit....I know I didn't.

I guess that's it.Pretty bland show.

Man, how bad was Neidhart on the mic?
She was pulling all sorts of weird faces and basically ended by saying "ha ha ha" rather than actually laughing.....at least thats how it sounded!
Hope she is better in the ring....and takes it in the ring!

This is the greatest Smackdown review ever!

2,000 points!

I wish Neidhart ended her promo by stroking her vagina beard.

Pretty bad mic skills,yeah.I'm not sure if she's ready to talk to crowds.She should prolly do some wrestling first and then talk to 'em.It was kinda like Bob Backlund back when he showed up in the early 90's again before going psycho.Zero mic skills.And I'd say Natalia takes it any way she can get it.HA HA HA!!!

I'd like to hammer her anvil!

jim?

Snarf takes what he can get!

IN THE ASS!!