RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat To the Insurgency: attention idiots.

is using gay Porn the best we can do?
it smacks of low brow lack of intelligence... i know halo is stupid but why do the rest of us have to follow his example.. i may have to switch sides if you keep making us look like retards...

at least joe and his gang of Idiots can keep this going without having to resort to Gay porn.

We wouldn't want to arouse the opposing team.

Jeez. Y'all are so stupid you're scaring off your own guys?

in Halo i think you already have arouses his micropenis.

(btw it's still bigger than yours.)



i'm the talent at the insurgency.. you haven't figured that out?

Hardly. My penis is more commonly known as the state of Florida.



And it's been itching like a son of a bitch since Disney World moved in.

wow another Interweb loser bragging about the size of his penis......

Your penis is like the state of Florida?

Commonly frequented by the elderly?

see even your own guys are going to rip you apart for that one...

Yes, as Florida because of the shape, right? You know, generally flat though rough and bumpy around the sides.

You might want to see a doctor about that. It isn't at all normal for a dick.

Uh-oh. Somebuddy doesn't have anything to brag about.

You see, that's the difference between here and your board. We don't coddle each other. Everyone's a target.

It's almost heartwarming how quickly Black Machismo is adjusting to his new life as our bitch. He's really putting down roots here and is already turning on his fellow insurgents.

Heartwarming or one of the clearest cases of Stockholm Syndrome I've ever seen, that is.

Yeah, Insurgents. Quit using gay porn. You guys are only turning them on further.

Post pics of vaginas. They don't see them quite as often as they see dicks because women are generally not welcome to their gay circle jerks. The only exception to that is Joe Hermama. But, they are okay with him because he is too busy trying to "velo" himself in the corner to join their gay lovefest anyway.

Machismo has a 'Mini-me'!

Not so much of a "Mini-Me." More of a seconded type post than anything. Wouldn't want to be know as the gay pics board, you know?

"Known."

By the way, getting back to one of you deleting your own thread, have you looked around here? We can't even work up the energy or desire to delete our own threads. Why would we care about deleting one of yours, when posting in it and making you look stupid is more fun? Fact is, one of you deleted your own thread. And, as it's the one where you accidentally allowed yourself to be referred to as my pussy, I think we both know who did the deleting. Give you a hint - I'm not a mod, so I can't delete threads except for the ones that I actually start.

Coddle? I get mauled all the time. The diffrence is the Insurgency does it intelligently (except for Sikk) while you guys just jerk each other off with cheese graders.

"Graters."

I see that you're bragging about getting mauled.

Herms, I deleted nothing. I didn't even start the thread.

And, I believe I've given you quite the rough time with the hermaphrodite jokes. So, please, don't flatter yourself. If anything, you or one of your guys (or, stupidly, mine) deleted the only quasi-proof you have that you aren't the sexual mix-up that you are.

But, back to the point, I didn't know posters could delete their own threads. I'll go give it a try on my gun control thread (one with little to no flaming) that I started to give this a try.

YOU RKMBERS WILL FEEL THE RAGE OF SIKKBONES! GLORY TO THE METAL!

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, TAKE US SERIOUSLY OR WE WILL LOCK OUR BOARDS EVEN MORE! RAGE OF THE METAL BEAST!

I'm telling you, chief. We don't delete. If that thread is gone, and it was started by one of you, pat your guy on the back. He Velo'd his thread and now neither your comments nor mine make any sense. We're stuck with you calling me a hermaphrodite and me blandly telling you that Uschi is our hermaphrodite, and neither of us gets anywhere. It's a bummer, too, because your opening comment about pussy was funny, as was my response by referring to as a/my pussy. Oh well, back to slapping Halo around.

Fuckin' hell, that's funny. Props to "whoever" made that alt.

I AM NOT AN ALT! I AM A HEAVY METAL BEAST READY TO POUNCE ON YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIVES! BUT I WILL ONLY DO IT HERE INSTEAD OF LET YOU IN ON OUR BOARDS. IT IS GUARDED BY A SAVAGE BEAST (A VERY SAVAGE BEAST!):

Awesome.

Damn. Having that thread eighty-sixed sucks.

Well, it was fun going back and forth with you. Actually, eighty-six that last sentence, too.

Um, let's just leave it at this was fun. I hope we can spar again sometime, though--perhaps--it may be in better circumstances. You guys are asses, but you're not too bad of asses.

BTW, I'm the admin at the Insurgency (with a few co-admins). I'll see what I can do to get the hens back in the hen house and make it a fair game by unlocking the board.

BREAKING CHARACTER IS NOT HEAVY METAL. BEING POLITE IS NOT HEAVY METAL. HEAVY METAL IS ALL ABOUT LOCKING OUR BOARDS BECAUSE IT IS TOO METAL FOR THE LIKES OF YOU. IT IS ENOUGH THAT WE "SIKKED" OUR "BONES" ON YOUR BOARD AND BSAMSED..shit...I MEAN, OWNED THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU GAYBOYS!

Alright, guys. I'll be back tonight to probably unlock the boards. Further, this alt o' mine is officially retired. I will return to the RKMB under my usual name, Iggy.

I'll leave a message here when/if the boards are unlocked. The girl is getting restless for attention.

Until then, adieu.

-Iggy

hey that is funny... is this one of you or one of us?

Gabba Gabba!

Would that be the smallville metal?

kryptonian metal?
i need some of that to make a bullet for geoff johns.

In Insurgency lingo, "bullet" means "penis."

Actually, you're close, but in Insurgency lingo, "Pariah" means "penis". It can also be a verb meaning "To suck a penis".

It's not a perfect language, but it either that or trying to revive Sanskrit.

i'm sure geoff johns would probaly enjoy a kryptonite dildo in his ass.

Your metal-ness is inspiring...

Just wondering... Is that the best you can do?