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Rob doesn't post in a while, and suddenly the boards is a-twitter with all these lame wannabe raiders. Could this be an elaborate ploy on 'Phausen's part? Stay tuned!


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Rob doesn't post in a while, and suddenly the boards is a-twitter with all these lame wannabe raiders. Could this be an elaborate ploy on 'Phausen's part? Stay tuned!


Sorry, but no. Apparently Rob's not bright enough to pull something like that off.

Zzap!

P.S. How was that? Did I screw with Rob enough or could I have taken it to the next level?


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Total weaksauce. Not a reference of gayness, Wii, Batman, or Hulk Hogan.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Rob doesn't post in a while, and suddenly the boards is a-twitter with all these lame wannabe raiders. Could this be an elaborate ploy on 'Phausen's part? Stay tuned!


Did I screw with Rob enough or could I have taken it to the next level?

I doubt you're able to.

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I think Rob's off pretending to set up a Big Gay Wedding.


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 Originally Posted By: Fartspray


I hate to say it, but this guy might have potential to hang here....


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Hey! G-Man, hes posting your Firm!


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HA! Firm! Get it! Firm!


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LOL. Okay, all fighting aside, that made me laugh.

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your little penis made me laugh last night while I was ass raping you


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It's not rape, it's just... Well, you know....


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
your little penis made me laugh last night while I was ass raping you


Now hear this! Uschi admits to raping men! Faggot!

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Rob doesn't post in a while, and suddenly the boards is a-twitter with all these lame wannabe raiders. Could this be an elaborate ploy on 'Phausen's part? Stay tuned!


Did I screw with Rob enough or could I have taken it to the next level?

I doubt you're able to.


Well then that just shows you haven't been paying much attention. Not that I would expect you to, you Hill People are notoriously ADD.

Zzap!


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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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heh. Hey Snarf, should I tell him I'm a girl?


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Total weaksauce. Not a reference of gayness, Wii, Batman, or Hulk Hogan.


I accept your criticism and promise to try harder next time.

Zzap!


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Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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I thrust in Harvey Dent


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If you're not a man, what are you doing with a cock, tranny?

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
heh. Hey Snarf, should I tell him I'm a girl?


Waitasec! I thought you was a hermaphrodite! My heart is broken!


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 Originally Posted By: Rellik
If you're not a man, what are you doing with a cock, tranny?


Well, what do you think? I mean what does any tranny do with a cock?

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
heh. Hey Snarf, should I tell him I'm a girl?


Waitasec! I thought you was a hermaphrodite! My heart is broken!


Much like your sphincter?

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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 Originally Posted By: Rellik
If you're not a man, what are you doing with a cock, tranny?


Someone find that memo I posted and give it to this bone head.


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
your little penis made me laugh last night while I was ass raping you


Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Your mama gave me something when I fucked her ass and then came in her mouth. It made my dick shrink for some reason. If it don't go away, I'm gonna cap da bitch!

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
heh. Hey Snarf, should I tell him I'm a girl?


Waitasec! I thought you was a hermaphrodite! My heart is broken!


Much like your sphincter?

Zzap!


how does a virgin break a sphincter?

anal fissure!


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 Originally Posted By: Fartspray
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
your little penis made me laugh last night while I was ass raping you


Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Your mama gave me something when I fucked her ass and then came in her mouth. It made my dick shrink for some reason. If it don't go away, I'm gonna cap da bitch!


good, I think she looks pretty in hats


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Fissure? I hardly knew 'er!


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ANAL GLAND!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
heh. Hey Snarf, should I tell him I'm a girl?


Waitasec! I thought you was a hermaphrodite! My heart is broken!


Much like your sphincter?

Zzap!


how does a virgin break a sphincter?

anal fissure!


Inserting things into one's anal cavity doesn't break the hymen, and there preserves one's virginity. Unless the thing being inserted is really, really, really big.

Zzap!


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First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Snarf has a vagina?


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Snarf has a vagina?


Presumably. Hey, he's your board's poster. I just met him the other day and I don't put out that quickly.

Zzap!


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Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."

First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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I'm sure Rob is really, REALLY bummed out about all this extra traffic.


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At this rate the ads will end up paying for the wedding he's planning. er...not planning.

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or the gay interlude he is planning on the side...

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Didn't you tell bsams to spend all his money on fyrebug stocks?

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i thought he said fyrebug socks, i already resold them to rex....


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