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He's fat, dumbass. Previous post said there was only a weigh-in (not a first round) and y'all didn't weigh up or something, so Joe said he beat you by his lonesome 'cause he's fat. It's called humor. Here, let's explain further. The joke started at your expense when the fellas were making fun of this little "fight" in mockery of a boxing/wrestling match. With the "threat" of a "round two," we are want to question what the hell constituted "round one." Since it was a ball-schlok and we didn't have to lift a damn finger for y'all to go crying into your wank, it wasn't a fight and thus not a "round." So someone followed the analogous logic and said y'all got thrown out at weigh-in, something that happens right before entering the ring in boxing/wrestling matches. Then, out of left field, Joe snaps the comedy from sardonic insult to self-depricating and said, "so i beat them all by myself" and thus entered lols.
douche. Uschi, those are all facts; and, as we know, facts have no bearing whatsoever on Halo. Unless they're ones that he made up. I've been tempted to post Nowhereman's photoshops of me, what with them being scathing and witty fat jokes that we can all enjoy and laugh at. But I haven't because, let's face it, Tommy doesn't need more wank material. All these posts are enough. ![lol](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/lol.gif)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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stop calling me names! who is tommy?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Lothar of The Hill People cool User Lord I stand against the faceless man. 7500+ posts Sun Jun 08 2008 11:26 PM Reading a post Forum: off topic and offensive posts Thread: I HAVE BANNED HALO FROM THE OFF TOPIC FORUM
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I win again!
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