RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts word association: toothbrush

Halo, look! You CAN get help!

The johns will pay him more if he can deep throat.

I win again!

Zzap!

You got served!

I'm hardcore!

Herd behaviour describes how individuals in a group can act together without
planned direction. The term pertains to the behaviour of animals in herds,
flocks, and schools, and to human conduct during activities such as stock
market bubbles and crashes, street demonstrations, sporting events, episodes
of mob violence and even everyday decision making, judgement and opinion
forming.A group of animals fleeing a predator shows the nature of herd behavior. In the often cited article "Geometry For The Selfish Herd," evolutionary biologist W. D. Hamilton said each individual group member reduces thedanger to itself by moving as close as possible to the center of the
fleeing group. Thus the herd appears to act as a unit in moving together,
but its function emerges from the uncoordinated behavior of self-seeking
individualsAsymmetric aggregation of animals under panic conditions has
been observed in many species, including humans, mice, and ants.
Theoretical models have demonstrated symmetry breaking similar to
observations in empirical studies. For example when panicked individuals
confined to a room with two equal and equidistant exits, a majority will
favor one exit while the minority will favor the other.

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Frank Burns is the king of spam! -Beardguy57

Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy

"Don't encourage him"-Rex

Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk

Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every
weekend. -Joe Mama

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in
them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor

Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or
dumped? -Beardguy

Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but
with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy

God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've
missed the first time around. -King Snarf

Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus

I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy

Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy

Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of his
own. -Anilman

Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly are the Rock
of the RKMBs. -PJP

let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm

Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Among Daves

please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog

Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey

Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama

i hate frank burns spam -Rob

I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of everything
-King Snarf

Leave it to Frank Burns to add a bunch of shit to the off-topic forum.-alen1

Fucking Spams OT too much-Ballon knot

Frank Burns and Mopius should merge to create the ultimate factoids about sleeping
-Karl Hungus

frank burns really is the worst fucking alt id on these boards.-Fused

Frank am got aids.-Urg

ill get you frank! I swear it! -Kneutrons

Frank Burns is better than porno! Okay, not that good, but he's a close second.
Pornography, then Frank Burns, then levitating ninjas with kung-fu grip. Yeah.
-Jason E Perkins

He's a good guy, that Frank.-Jeremy

Hi Frank Burns... want to buy some of my daddy's Viagra?-Murtazins'-Daughter

Frank Burns is a shittier alt id than Mopius-Fused

Frank makes life worth living.-Hybrid

don't be mean to Frank. He posts various things, occasionally entertaining.-Uschi

Is Frank Burns just some renegade Google Bot that dumps random information here?-Illegal Machine

Frank Burns REALLY REALLY likes Mr. GayLA. The Time Trust

What will happen to the RKMBs when we're all old and senile?"They'll be
spammed by Frank Burns. Only daily, as he'll forget when
he last visited." Jeremy

off topic forum. if it wasnt for frank burns i wouldnt even know it was
still there...K-nutreturns

I like frank burns. he's better than most spammers cuz he always makes 2 post
s instead of 1. that shows moxie.-Stupid Doog


Frank Burns does not know the meaning of a joke, bad, good or indifferent.
-The Time Trust


I love you,Frank Burns.-Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk

b00, you spooky bastard!

Any life, no matter how long and complex it may be, is made up of a single moment--the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.--Jorge Luis Borges

Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are.--Pope Gregory I

Be what you are. This is the first step towards becoming better than you are.--J. C. Hare & A. W. Hare (Guesses at Truth: Second Series)

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.--Dr. Suess

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.--Hans Christian Andersen

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.--Maya Angelou (quoted in Mind Your Own Bizniche by Squire)

But an accurate definition of the self is impossible. You are more than you realize, more than you can define. And the more time you spend trying to nail down the definition, the less time you spend living right now. ... Your past is not your identity... You, living now, is your identity.--George Lawrence-Ell (The Invisible Clock)

By your own soul, learn to live
And if men thwart you take no heed.
If men hate you have no care.
Sing your song, dream your dream,
Hope your hope and pray your prayer.--Parkenham Beatty

Committing yourself is a way of finding out who you are. A man finds his identity by identifying.--Robert Terwilliger

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.--Pope John XXIII

Defining myself, as opposed to being defined by others, is one of the most difficult challenges I face.--Carol Mosely-Braun

A desire to be in charge of our own lives, a need for control, is born in each of us. It is essential to our mental health, and our success, that we take control.--Robert F. Bennett

Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't.--Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones tend to take care of themselves.--Dale Carnegie

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.--Janis Joplin

Don't listen to those who say, "It's not done that way." Maybe it's not, but maybe you will. Don't listen to those who say, "You're taking too big a chance." Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most importantly, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside of you rears its ugly head and says, "They're all smarter than you out there. They're more talented, they're taller, blonder, prettier, luckier and have connections…" I firmly believe that if you follow a path that interests you, not to the exclusion of love, sensitivity, and cooperation with others, but with the strength of conviction that you can move others by your own efforts, and do not make success or failure the criteria by which you live, the chances are you'll be a person worthy of your own respect.--Neil Simon

Each of us has a fire in our hearts for something. It's our goal in life to find it and to keep it lit.--Mary Lou Retton

Every year I live I am more convinced that the waste of life lies in the love we have not given, the powers we have not used, the selfish prudence that will risk nothing, and which shirking pain, misses happiness as well. No one ever yet was the poorer in the long run for having once in a lifetime "let out all the length of all the reins."--Mary Cholomondeley

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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread

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I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write.
- P. G. Wodehouse

I think I am starving for publication: I love to get published; it maddens me not to get published. I feel at times like getting every publisher in the world by the scruff of the neck, forcing his jaws open, and cramming the Mss down his throat -- 'God-damn you, here it is - I will and must be published.'



It is my contention that a really great novel is made with a knife and not a pen. A novelist must have the intestinal fortitude to cut out even the most brilliant passage so long as it doesn't advance the story.
- Frank Yerby

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
- J. P. Donleavy

As for me, this is my story: I worked and was tortured. You know what it means to compose? No, thank God, you do not! I believe you have never written to order, by the yard, and have never experienced that hellish torture.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

An excellent precept for writers: have a clear idea of all the phrases and expressions you need, and you will find them.
- Ximenes Doudan