#79847
2003-09-28 10:15 PM
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I haven't had a drink in six months, until this weekend...had to wait six months after my gastric bypass to imbibe again...the kinda neat thing is one glass of wine gets me pretty much buzzin' hard... ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#79848
2003-09-28 10:42 PM
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You sure it's the wine or the vibrator that's got you "buzzed hard"?
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#79849
2003-09-28 10:52 PM
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#79850
2003-09-28 11:41 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You sure it's the wine or the vibrator that's got you "buzzed hard"?
![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#79851
2003-09-28 11:59 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
What kind?
*of WINE.
It ain't no wine! It's cooking sherry!
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#79852
2003-09-29 6:01 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I haven't had a drink in six months, until this weekend...had to wait six months after my gastric bypass to imbibe again...the kinda neat thing is one glass of wine gets me pretty much buzzin' hard...
Maureen says "YOU GO CARNY!!!!!"
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#79853
2003-09-29 12:18 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
What kind?
*of WINE.
Nice. ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#79854
2003-09-29 8:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You sure it's the wine or the vibrator that's got you "buzzed hard"?
![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...
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#79855
2003-09-30 7:52 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You sure it's the wine or the vibrator that's got you "buzzed hard"?
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...
Can you do it in front of a web cam?
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#79856
2003-09-30 12:29 PM
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#79857
2003-09-30 8:33 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Polar Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You sure it's the wine or the vibrator that's got you "buzzed hard"?
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...
Can you do it in front of a web cam?
![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#79858
2003-09-30 9:40 PM
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Could you at least give us a description? Pwease!! ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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#79859
2003-09-30 9:45 PM
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#79860
2003-09-30 9:47 PM
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You could have at least added some crooning. ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
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#79861
2003-09-30 10:54 PM
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I request 'Fly Me to the Moon'!
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#79862
2003-10-01 12:27 PM
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#79863
2003-10-01 1:10 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
You could have at least added some crooning.
Well, I thought you wanted accuracy...
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#79864
2003-10-02 3:21 AM
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Of course not. ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) Women are usually silent as a seqoia when they do that kinda thing. I just figured that maybe you would be NICE enough to please the the crowd. ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
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#79865
2003-10-01 9:55 PM
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#79866
2003-10-01 10:28 PM
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OH YEAH!! That's the stuff! *contented sigh*
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#79867
2003-10-02 8:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
Of course not. Women are usually silent as a seqoia when they do that kinda thing. I just figured that maybe you would be NICE enough to please the the crowd.
So that's how you shut them up.
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#79868
2003-10-02 1:15 PM
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#79869
2003-10-02 4:00 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Polar Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by Pariah:
Of course not. Women are usually silent as a seqoia when they do that kinda thing. I just figured that maybe you would be NICE enough to please the the crowd.
So that's how you shut them up.
Indeed it is. Give them a toy, and they're out of your hair for 2-5 hours. Depending on the nympho scale of course.
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#79870
2003-10-03 12:48 PM
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#79871
2003-10-04 12:40 AM
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2003-10-04 12:52 AM
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#79873
2003-10-04 1:30 AM
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#79874
2003-10-04 4:42 PM
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#79875
2003-10-04 5:02 PM
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#79876
2003-10-04 5:08 PM
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I prefer the term Sweet Potato bag.
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#79877
2003-10-04 5:18 PM
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Sweet potatos suck. I like baked and mashed potatos.
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#79878
2003-10-04 5:23 PM
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i like chocolate and green tea keeps me up at night and day
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#79879
2003-10-04 6:11 PM
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Hopefully not this tea....
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#79880
2003-10-04 7:08 PM
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quote:
Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
AAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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#79881
2003-10-04 7:33 PM
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Ha ha ha! That sucks!
Reminds me of a local story though. Some kid chopped two inches off by masturbating into a vacuum. A floor vacuum. Like, with the spinning brush.
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#79882
2003-10-04 7:41 PM
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Yeah, I had a friend that happend to once. Luckily the vacuum was so old that the blades had dulled so his dick was only mangled.
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#79883
2003-10-04 8:14 PM
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Ouch, how is that better? That's just more painful!
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#79884
2003-10-04 9:22 PM
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It wasn't cut off was what made it better. He had sever bruising and the circulation was cut off for a full four hours, but it still worked after that. When it's severed though, it complicates the situation. He was actually kinda happy because of the inflamation it caused. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#79885
2003-10-04 9:28 PM
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If it's a straight severing it can just be reattached. Still very painful, but the cleaner the cut the better. If it's an old and rusted blade, it gets all mangled and stretched and mashed....makes it far more excruciating(and it lasts longer).
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#79886
2003-10-04 9:44 PM
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True, I guess it was just a fluke and he hit the off switch before it could make it as bad as it could have gotten.
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