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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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I want rex's hot man chowder for breakfast.
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Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homosexual obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope.
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope. If only you knew how many times a day he asks to see my tits...
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope. If only you knew how many times a day he asks to see my tits... He says the same to Joe!
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope. If only you knew how many times a day he asks to see my tits... He says the same to Joe! That's on my behalf.
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope. **SIGH** Jealousy is such an ugly thing. But it's still not as ugly as you are Mr. Just Lickin' Anus. Once rexy's gone you can be my new bitch boy, okay? Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope. If only you knew how many times a day he asks to see my tits... He says the same to Joe! That's on my behalf. Uhm...actually, Joe's tits are bigger than your. Hell, they're bigger than Power Girls for that matter. It's just an oddity to be gawked at, like the Fat Lady in the circus; nothing more. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope. If only you knew how many times a day he asks to see my tits... He says the same to Joe! That's on my behalf. Uhm...actually, Joe's tits are bigger than your. Hell, they're bigger than Power Girls for that matter. It's just an oddity to be gawked at, like the Fat Lady in the circus; nothing more. Zzap! Everyone's tits are bigger than mine. 
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Anyone wanna get breakfast? I feel like pancakes all of a sudden. And coffee...really good coffee. Not that Starbucks crap. Ugh.
We can stick rexy with the check. **INSERT "SLY WINK" MOTIE HERE**
Lemme know.
Zzap! "rexy"? No, Zzap couldn't possibly be a fag. Nope. If only you knew how many times a day he asks to see my tits... He says the same to Joe! That's on my behalf. Uhm...actually, Joe's tits are bigger than your. Hell, they're bigger than Power Girls for that matter. It's just an oddity to be gawked at, like the Fat Lady in the circus; nothing more. Zzap! Everyone's tits are bigger than mine. Awww, that's not what I meant. It's just that his are so obscenely large and hairy and they have something leaking out of them. I don't think it's milk or anything producable by humans either. Your breasts are just perfect the way they are. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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My mother offered me her old implants the other day...
For reals.
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My mother offered me her old implants the other day...
For reals. No she didn't. You're making that up. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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She's getting new ones. Asked me if I wanted her current ones. I politely declined.
You can't make this up.
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Well, I have small tits so we can't all be perfect.
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Say their Scarlett Johansson's or something?
Could work.
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She's getting new ones. Asked me if I wanted her current ones. I politely declined.
You can't make this up. Serious? I can't even get my Mom to give me the recipe for her brisket. BA-DUM-DUM! Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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and use the buy it now feature! You're a fucking madman!
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Ah shit. I forgot. Won't happen again, I promise.
Also, can I be Ghrist?
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