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Hey I'm knew here anyone know how to resize images so I can fix my sig? Any help would be appreciated.


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 Originally Posted By: TheHipCat
Hey I'm knew here anyone know how to resize images so I can fix my sig? Any help would be appreciated.


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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.


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Well I guess I don't need to worry about it anymore but if anyone has any hints about resizing images I'd still appreciate it.


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Photobucket does it.

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But you are also probably an alt or something that probably already knows and is just trying to be annoying.

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They know that Jaburg gets really annoyed when people ask him about resizing images. I mean REALLY ANNOYED.


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Like, REALLY FUCKING ANNOYED.


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Seriously.


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Seriously?

And I'm not an alt? whatever that is

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It's a common hobbie, I've heard.

But anyway, try Photobucket.com


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Woohoo It worked! Thanks for the tip!



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LOL Jubarg hates being asked questions!

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I didn't direct it at Rubarg... is he the tech adviser. It doesn't matter.


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Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.


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You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. Where do I fit in?


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I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?


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Oh, so you know they were trying to piss on your rug.


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Did I urinate on your rug?


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You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?


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Hello! Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Ingles? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?


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No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.


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I just want to understand this sir-- every time a rug is...micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?


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obviously, you're not a golfer.


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Golfing involves holes right?

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